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California Edition

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/bouchard/

cat in the hat

bon poste pêh

>New York

/yankgf2017/

>be from California
>die of thirst before the flames consume your tanned body

good edition

who is this youse a wize guy for dis?

>Why yes I AM a citizen of the glorious northern part of California, why do you ask?

>socal
>norcal
eat a cockmeat sandwhich will ya?

why do Americans live in vans?

why yes, *gets stabbed by vatos*, I am *cough* this smog is killer today*cough* from southern california *mariachi music starts playing*

literally me hbu?

To find themselves.

>upload a pic, f-for science.
what ever haitiano

how can we fix nu males?

Did I just hear a nigga say CAT IN THE HAT

cringe

sorry i'm late
extramarital relations are bad
good night

Anyone have that good bedtime story?

i have two of those latam sweater things and i also blaze it wassup dude

yeah that was me you cunt

this guy I knew from high school wore this EXACT same getup

>americas most successful state also accepts the most immigrants
wahey

i can smell the weed from here

Cat?

im not confident enough to wear any of that

was hitting that kid with a bat part of your plan?

Some Jew wrote a poem that said Lady Liberty is a symbol of prosperity n sheit

WELL NOW THERE'S "REFUGEES WELCOME HERE" ALL OVER FORT GREENE AND DOWNTOWN SO THAT GOT US FAR

>jew yorker complaining about immigrants

Refugees are not immigrants they are subway rats that walk on two legs and then no legs

...

Once a hunter who hunted went for hunting in the forest.the hunter saw a deer and chased behind it in hopes of hunting. But deer got lost and so did hunter. So he thought he will spend night in the forest in someone's home. suddenly there was a home. The door was open so he went inside. While sleeping he saw angry paintings looking at him. He was tired so slept. He woke up with lots of sunlight. There were no paintings but lots of holes in the wall

Slave wages and out-of-control housing prices.

>inb4 "they should move somewhere cheaper!"

Where the homes are cheaper, the jobs are fewer and the wages are lower.

...

guess im not getting weed tonight. going to sleep with my own sadness it is

I noticed my internet stop working out of nowhere. I bet you comacast is data throtling me

this thing sucks
i dont even support most welfare

Rate

>tfw away from 4chinz for over a week

Anything happen in /cum/?

californian revealed he was gay

I'm pretty close to getting a Canadian gf who goes to my college. Hope I don't fuck up 2bh

black mirror a SHIT

I haven't slept in over 24 hours. I smoked some weed today I hope it helps me sleep tonight

I edited pictures to make it look like he said he was gay*

test

da weed man finally hit me back

i will be with u broski

plebian
it wasnt me
and my marker shows up first anyway

And for 13 years straight people have treated this life it wasn't a "which Dragon Ball Z character are you?" test.

reuters.com/article/us-somalia-rape-idUSKBN153271?il=0
>be Somalian
>get raped
>receive camels

What great people, truly enhancing our diversity.

your mcm thinks this is deep

i regret most of my life decisions

I bet

Netfl*x is trash rn

But Black Mirror isnt

Business idea, we all train as me as a promoter and make ourselves a fightclub

im happy with my saves from today

*blocks your Twitter account*

>all that green

you're the first one then to take the cockmeat sandwhich

FIRST RULE, YOU FOOL

>Twitter
fag

what is with you and cocks? STOP OR THE WAIFU GETS IT!

It's 1471. Give me time to wipe out the mudslime. Good news is that the Turks were forced to give Macedonia to Byzantium when they attacked Albania and lost their war thanks to Hungary and me giving the Albanians 20k troops for free. I also allied Byzantium and protected them when the Mamluks tried to attack them.

Post 'em.

me

>FIRST RULE, YOU FOOL

there is a full set of this girl

those are some huge knockers

>1439780425170.jpg

rule number one
do not talk about fight club

control yourself satan

business idea: become a porn director

Si... Si... Muy bueno...

That's the second time today I've gotten satantrips.
I am the devil's vessel, and he likes tiddies. Fear me.

THE SECOND RULE OF FIGHT CLUB
YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB
Only if you play this as the background music
youtube.com/watch?v=IiHvt-08i7o

me on the right

You aren't Jewish bud.

strawpoll.me/12242135/

es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elecciones_federales_en_México_de_2018

:^)

It's merchant time.
post em

>jacket
>posts a sweater
Fuckin' HOMO

guess i should continue with my life

really NEED a French wife/gf ASAP

really enjoy spanking porn

which one is going to pay for the wall?

Is she Mexican?

You gotta work on your haplotype detection, bud. She's obviously a Latina (with little to no native blood).

I would not turn down a qt gf of any nationality

except asians and sandpeople

I voted for Rafael Moreno Valle Rosas because that's a good name.

post merchants goyim

>gambling on 1/3 odds

You've got moxie kid.

i doubt it, she lives in the USA

...

What's /cum/ listening to?
youtube.com/watch?v=SYGZVJo60Do

woa lads

californian music
youtube.com/watch?v=scrrqizJmlg

>i doubt it, she lives in the USA
>literally 1/10 chance

You poor naive Mexican...

>tfw we're going to steal all the white Mexican qts