What is the absolute most dog shit movie you've ever seen, Sup Forums? I have an addiction to them.
I'm not talking about haha so funny xDD so bad it's good movies like The Room or whatever FotM redlettermedia shit everyone is circlejerking over.
I want garbage.
Meet The Spartans
Catacombs. The ending was so satisfying though.
Alphaville
my girlfriend fell asleep during it and then I turned the movie off
American psycho 2
That movie definitely falls into the so bad it's good category.
Year One, The Descendants, Everything Must Go,
Killer Joe, The Star Wars Prequels
The Strangers and Tammy
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beyond the black rainbow
wedding singer
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Warcraft
Manos: hands of fate
Santa conquers the martians
Day of the triphids
Pootie tang wasnt even "so bad its funny for me", though thats probably what people would brand it. For whatever reason i thought dirty dee and bad bitty were funny as shit, then quality immediately declined. It is the only movie i never finished because it was so shitty. Troll 2 wasnt that bad, and id watch it 20 times in a row before i try to rewatch pootie tang.
yeah nah
The Box with Cameron Diaz. It's one of the only movies I couldn't sit through all the way. The other was Transformers.
>Year One, The Descendants, The Star Wars Prequels
I unironically enjoyed these movies, I'm pretty sure I just have shit taste.
Or that Twilight parody "film", don't think I finished it though
I don't mind if you enjoy movies I don't like, I just couldn't stand them. Like to me they are good for a one time viewing and then never view again
2001: A Space Odyssey
I'm dead fucking serious. I know it was a technological marvel for it's time, and will forever be held as a significant film for cinema. But it's so fucking boring. If you can somehow watch this movie sober and not fast forward all the overtly long scenes(90% of them) then you deserve a medal.
Stop dave
I can feel it
Dave I'm afraid
Dave
Dave
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little Tommy likes big booms and quips!
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This fucking movie. This is the only movie that has made me walk out of a theater. Me being 12 and convincing my younger siblings and parents to leave was the easiest thing to do, literally turn this shit on and you will have to evacuate your soul.
Went to the doctor yesterday to be tested for STD now waiting for results. It burns when I pee and my left kidney hurts a bit. There's some blood in my semen when I fap too. What do I have and should I an hero?
Makes the van damme one look like oscar bait
Batman v Superman
There's two of them? now that's interesting
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wut?
Probably this.
Movie 43
Literally the worst thing I've ever watched
>blackenstein
>curse of the swamp creature
>robot monster
>devil story
I'm a huge b-horror movie fan and have happily consumed hundreds of bottom of the barrel shit but those 4 are the only ones I could barely sit through.
Painful acting
Disaster Movie and The Starving Games were disgusting too.
Theres actually 3 if you include the chinese film which was released b4 van dammes
Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. I've never actually walked out of a theatre during a film, but that was as close as I ever have. God, it is terrible.
Oh come on, Killer Joe was good.
Poseidon, with Gene Hackman, Shelly Winters, Leslie Nielsen, the guy from The Wild Bunch and Charlie's grandpa from the Chocolate Factory has to be the shittiest hollywood blockbuster i've seen
Chappie.
The main actress in that is just awful. like she looks and sounds bored all the way through.
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Nah, this movie was awesome
tron legacy
Doomsday, although I don't remember anything about it but I know I hated it when I saw it back then and I rarely hate movies
Is that an xtian movie?
y hands down. Mainly because of wasted talent.
That guy from warriors.
Gene motherfucking Kelly.
11/10 Olivia Newton John in her prime.
And a soundtrack by Electric Light Orchestra.
And they still manage to fuck it all up.
The Matrix
I couldn't even fucking finish that one
Urban Menace. It's a snoop dogg film.
I meant Xanady fucking hell
Pleb.
Country bears is goat
A music number from Xanadu. See if you can make it through this cringy shit.
What is a "Street Fighter"?
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Kek you trolling me son? You never heard of the vidya game?
Anyone?
Hey year one was an alright flick
You need to be 18 to post here.
it was bad
Nah, I was just making a reference to a funny line of questioning one of the hosts on How Did this Get Made? asked when they were dissecting the Van Damme Street Fighter. I wanted to see if any one picked up on it.
I agree, needed more snappy dialogue
Here you go, haven't seen it though, but it seems to fit your criteria
can anyone confirm?
>I want garbage.
Literally any movie written and directed by David Lynch.
Date Movie
In the Name of the King. Maybe Dumb and Dumberer.
By no means the worst movies ever, just the two that come to mind where I wanted to claw my eyes out.
Manos: The Hands of fate
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Enjoy, Op.
Airplane vs. Volcano
Or something like that
Saw this in theaters after my 8th grade homecoming dance. It wouldn't end.
Fuck off this was entertaining as shit.
The last Scary Movie or Mockingbird.
Never heard of it, but this looks hilarious.
You are dead ass wrong on this one my man
Both of you are plebs and it's likely OP is already aware of Manos considering it's infamous for how bad it is. Entry level shit.
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Holy shit I want to see this.
I didn't even know if this was a real movie or not I remember watching it in the thralls of a fever dream high off my ass on meds.
>Street fighter is over 30yrs old
>You need to be over 18
yes you do so why are you posting here user?
sx tape
yellowbrickroad
boondock saints
the pact 2
jugface
I take it that a YT "show"?
finally someone else who thinks the movie sucked.
alien 3000
One of the biggest regrets of my life is not walking out of I heart Huckabees when I saw it in a theatre. Fuck that movie in the ass. I've hated david o russell since.
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Easily the worst movie he's been in. Funny story behind it too
Apparently during his intense rivalry with Schwarzenegger during the 80's-90's, Arnold said he wanted to do that movie. After hearing that, Sylvester snagged the roll before him
Turns out Arnold was just joking with him, he knew it was bad from the start.
TDKR, for spawning shitty unfunny memes
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You need to be 18 to post here.
>baneposting wasn't the pinnacle of memes
podcast
Kek is that true?
Source?
from the grand master writer of "save the cat"
>people posting a thread full of incredibly surface movies
>this fag tries to act pretentious because people listed something else
Oh yeah, we all know Envy, Date Movie, and Dumb and Dumberer are SO OBSCURE!
Go act pretentious somewhere else.
This. It's a poorly done dub of a low budget CGI kids movie from Europe, but it's got a lot of big name actors that probably did their lines in a day. Nothing about it works.
Battle:LA was fine for a flick, but pic related was the one that was atrocious
one of the worst movies i have seen in the past 5 years
Amazing Spiderman 2, puerile garbage, at least 80% of the movie was marketing.and every actor was underutilized, a monkey could have directed a better picture, Josh Trank could have made a better shit version of this movie.
Heavy Metal 2000