West Ham vs Bournemouth gamethread

>Skygo
edition

First game at the Olympic stadium

cba to post teams tbqh lads

>cba to post teams tbqh lads
then why make the thread desu

West Ham: Adrian, Byram, Collins, Reid, Masuaku, Nordtveit, Tore, Noble, Kouyate, Antonio, Valencia

Bournememe: Boruc, Francis, Cook, A.Smith, Daniels, Surman, Arter, Fraser, Ibe, King, Wilson

>de gay

beat me
loads of literallywhos out there
I don't really like tore at all, but I'd be happy to be proved wrong

Think I would genuinely need binoculars to watch a game at the olympic stadium tbqh

Shit stadium

>de gay

your image is still appreciated since most of these players are literally whos to me positionally

>No feghouli

I was told he'd be this seasons Fpl meme

>fraser CM

i think this lineup is a little off

deep sitting 4-4-2 with king and wilson up front

I thought West Ham signed Carlos Bacca?

rustles my jim jams that a shitty irrelevant undeserving team like west ham get a brand new stadium for free

and us tax payers foot the bill

Got a bet that one of the teams doesn't score. They're shit enough to make it happen.

as a spurs fan so glad we didn't get this stadium and get to build our own

the running track is just fucking horrible

West Ham are literally the WE WUZ of the football world.

I think they were trying to, never heard about the deal going through

Bacca turned them down twice and is now definitely staying at Milan

aye its shit, hampden is exactly the same. even when everybody makes a racket, you know its only half as loud as it could be because its so open.

He didn't want to come to west ham so not sure why they pursued him so hard

Ayew A.(Thigh Injury)
Cresswell A.(Knee Injury)
Feghouli S.(Thigh Injury)
Lanzini M.(Knee Injury)
Sakho D.(Back Injury)

devent 5 a side team

what about this?

I'd be surprised, Fraser is a pretty one-dimensional (albeit fast as fuck) left winger, Ibe and King seem like better candidates for playing centrally.

also turbomanlet. valbuena tier.

I like Lanzini. Reminds me a bit of Modric. Obviously not as good.

Loving the new green third kit

Do you guys r8 West Ham new stadium?

and carroll as a sub

I was going to say Everton, but they actually did stuff relevant. West Ham are just like Black people claim they were big without contributing nothing to anything.

>The London Stadium

Fucking hell I hate everything about West Ham

Why didn't West Ham just build on top of their old stadium?

Why is it that Spurs are the only club that actually play where they are from?

i hope mark noble gets a career ending injury today

They have adopted the Degeneration X sign for marketing too

stadium looks horrible

it'll be the tesco stadium soon

Eh it's nice but once everyone gets used to it they will miss Upton Park. Absolutely no character to this stadium

Hopefully Calleri gets a run today, keen to see how he fits in the squad

>mfw the new roof collapses on Sargon

is payet injured / how long is he out for

how much money do they really get from the new gate? Surely TV money dwarfs it anyway

That kid doing that and then dabbing

>all those empty seats


hahahhahahahhahahhahhahaaaa

out for a medical, shouldn't be a big deal

>bournemouth nu-males eating their own bogeys on telly

fucking southern creeps

>Slaven Bilic has offered some reassuring words on Dimitri Payet: “He felt something after the Chelsea game… it’s nothing big, and he’s back in training. I would love him to play today, but it’s impossible.”

who /thedabbers/ here?

>i-if w-we play forever blowing bubbles 5 times a game it will count as a-atmosphere right?!

what's up with this meme 4-2-3-1 ? WH is the 3rd team using that this sunday

>Borolads

4231 has been the meme of the decade so far m8

this stadium is pretty woeful, I'd hate to sit so far from the pitch, especially at ground level. Reminds me of NYCFC's "stadium"

cant wait until they lose a couple of games and the stadium is half empty every week

should have brought the advertising hoardings closer to the pitch those green bits look weird

>not owning 'your' stadium

West Ham confirmed for the league's biggest cucks.

> Chose to make the pitch narrow
> Fans on the east and west stand are a mile away from the pitch

Wow

Well thats just a very mean comment :(

they'll fill it with tourists like Arsenal do

Where is Payet ?

It's the safest formation
None of the top teams use it anymore though

Converted athletics stadia are always shit tier as you're an extra 5-10m away from the pitch

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>2 threads

absolutely zero atmosphere

what the fuck is that real?

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Then there's no point watching this game.

NYC needs to distance the fans from the pitch or else the clapping might deafen the players.

W-What's up with Antonio's shorts?

I wonder what this ground will look like on a Tuesday night league cup game against Yeovil

1980s appreciation week

BE NOT AFEARD

God I was so fucking proud of our opening ceremony. Brazil's was shit tier; 40% projections, 40% really shit music.

See that. Antonio can actually do something good when he's not played at right back

Payet would have scored that.

yeah it's not ideal, but at least helsinki's olympic stadium has elevated stands. i've seen like 10 finland matches from the second row and the seats are excellent, despite the distance. i don't think i'd saw a fucking thing fi it was ground-level

Wasn't that happy with our opening ceremony. Half the lads were black. It was trying to make us look like America, but we only have a small percentage of blacks.

I preferred Brazil's, and far preferred China's, because I hate modern Britain.

My fucking tax went to a shitty Olympic stadium and then went to a cockney team full of deluded cunts for fans.

fuck you west ham

the new stadium looks fuckin shite tbqh famalams

>HURRRRR MY TAX MONIESSSSS

Yeah, it probably amounts to 0.000000001p! OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M FOOTING THE BILL

yup

Stuani tweeted that after the game

It's still out there...

I bet you read the new european too.

Yeah me too, I think he's the best upgrade to Carroll that WH could get.

>as a spurs fan so glad we didn't get this stadium and get to build our own
>the running track is just fucking horrible

100% agree

It's also ironic that West Ham tout themselves as a "grassroots" working class club, yet they have the most plastic ill-suited stadium in the UK

I feel sorry for their fans actually, it's a great deal for the West Ham (((owners))) who just care about branding the club as London FC

don't think it will ever feel like home for west ham fans

All the poortherners and spuds fans are fucking seething lad.

wtf at Clayton's bollocks

What? No the Spectator.

>defending crony capitalism

I hope West Ham get liquidated

why would spuds fans be seething?

WHL is better than this farce of a stadium

>I feel sorry for their fans actually, it's a great deal for the West Ham (((owners))) who just care about branding the club as London FC

The marketing behind this is nothing but disgusting. The "X" sign they've pulled out is cringy as fuck. No doubt to pander to the American market.

>>not owning 'your' stadium

wait wut? seriously

Ahh not enough austerity for your liking then.

This is going to be a shit match probably isn't it? Fucks sake.

Explain this whole thing with the X

Antonio is not for LW

Bilic can't switch wingers in-game with him there.

It's fucking moronic that the rent is basically free because we're providing their grounds staff.

>"it's not their fault they got it cheap!"

Fuck off, they would have pushed them for such a shitty deal, knowing the government had no choice but to take it.

You don't say "it's not their fault" when rich people legally avoid paying tax. They screwed over the tax payers.

They have a 99 year lease from the government on it.

Jesus this stadium is hideous for football

Fucking seething lol.

Are you sitting comfortably, Sup Forums? I know the Hammers fans are!

They cross their arms, because it looks like the hammers on their badge.

They make the players do it when they score.