>at a girls' apartment
>spot a crate of records in the corner
>go over and start pulling a few out
>4 lana del rey albums
needless to say I left immediately
At a girls' apartment
Juan Turner
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Jacob Roberts
That's pussy shit, OP. If you were a real man you'd have stayed and showed her good music. Women are extremely easy to influence and manipulate, you know.
Justin Lopez
This, and honestly her taste could be much much worse.
Austin Sanders
But did you look inside the sleeve to find her hidden Govt. Plates vinyl?
Colton Ross
THICCCCCC
Andrew Nguyen
>wake up
>cry and listen to NMH the rest of the night
Levi Fisher
It actually was kinda worse I just can't remember what else, the Lana del Ray ones were just the first I picked up
Anthony Sanchez
Honestly not the worst idea
Ryan Hernandez
did you check what kind of turntable she had?
dgaf about the records, what kind of system was she using
Michael Evans
>guy comes to my apartment
>sees my crate of records in the corner
>pulls some out
>happens to pull out 4 lana del rey albums
>I open my mouth to explain that I hate Lana Del Rey and I'm just using the jackets to protect 4 of my most precious vinyls which are 10/10 albums
>he cuts me off and leaves immediately before I can say two words
>text the cute nerdy computer programmer next door who's really nice and I have a lot in common with
>he comes over, we listen to all 4 vinyls while having really amazing sex
>now we're bf and gf
Jason Perry
Not sure about the player brand but it surprisingly wasn't Sup Forumss favorite
Jordan Harris
>vinyls
Didn't miss anything there desu
Jose Cook
what were the 4 10/10 albums?
Parker Moore
If op wasn't a faggot, he would have put on Yayo and fucked the shit out of her.
Benjamin Allen
needles to say... I took drugs
Joshua Wright
How do you think she'll feel when she goes over to your crate and pulls out 4 Swans albums?
Evan Reed
Girls have shallow entry level taste in something more at 11
Welcome to the real world my friend. You won't find that magic 9/10 qt who listens to Fishmans and Morton Feldman, best you're gonna get is a Tame Impala/Mac fangirl.
Leo Edwards
Sorry bub you had your chance :^)
Liam Bell
>go to guy's house
>he puts on EDM and trap
>tell him it's over and go home
Luis Price
My girlfriend likes Fishmans and liked them before we met
Not all girls are shallow drones like you think, they're more diverse than that
Lucas Nelson
weeeeeeeeeew
Brayden Nelson
#NotAllWomen
Congrats on finding the unicorn.
9 times out of 10 though you'll get a girl who thinks Mac Demarco is the pinnacle of indie or listens to Beyonce and Chain Smokers.
Oliver Howard
>having pleb bluepilled gf
>not redpilling her on Trump and getting her into all your obscure Sup Forums recs
You are not real man
I transformed my gf into basically a clone of me and I love it. Been together 7 months now and we fuck to post-punk and neofolk. Get on my level boys.
Isaac James
>you'll get a girl who thinks Mac Demarco is the pinnacle of indie
I would be okay with this, she would probably take and enjoy a lot of my recommendations and I'd be in the same boat as
Logan Flores
hey its me ur bf
Luke Anderson
It almost looks like this is the rare case where a woman's body is photoshopped to make her look heavier than she actually is.
Luis Ortiz
>post-punk/neofolk
>obscure
get back to me when you get your gf into noise
Bentley Perez
she got the fish face
Jackson Richardson
goes well with the whale body