MY EYES ARE GETTIN WEARY

MY EYES ARE GETTIN WEARY

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HER SNATCH IS REALLY TIGHT

MY BACK IS GETTING TIGHT

But seriously, how is this show so comfy?
Also, thick Carrie best Carrie

MY FISHING POLE'S BROKE, THE CREEK IS FULL OF SAND

MY NIGGER FRIEND DONE HIT IT

Patton and Jerry were the only good parts of the show.

AND MADE ME A KEK TONIGHT

greatest "fat man married to hot wife" show ever.

>MY EYES ARE GETTIN WEARY

Arguably the worst theme song ever.

It's bizarre

Stop samefgging.

I never ever found this show funny. It's like a poor man's Everybody Loves Raymond

>idk how to check for samefags

BUT I DONT CARE CUS ALL I WANNA DO

CARRIE IS GETTING THE BBC ON THE QUEENS BOROUGH BRIDGE TONIGHT

>not Still Standing

What about Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs?
Was this theme song about eating someone's ass?

It exists in the same universe.
Also is fucking boring when it's just about him and Debra, the parents saved the show and the kids may as well not exist. His friends suck too

You're not fooling anyone

eat nigger cock you nigger

How many times do you think doug was c ucked in the canon of that show by his big awesome black friend,

>CARRIE YOU FUCKING BITCH MAKE ME SOME PANCAKES IVE BEEN DELIVERING PACKAGES ALL DAY TO AFFORD THIS DECENT HOUSE IN FUCKING QUEENS. DID I MENTION WE FUCKING NEVER HAVE MONEY ISSUES

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>Was this theme song about eating someone's ass?

>TIL about the Raymond Extended Universe

Needs more kinos fàm

>the only time money is ever an issue is when Doug wants to get something for himself. And if Carrie allows him to get the thing, he inevitably has to get rid of it
>whenever Carrie or Arthur want some frivolous thing, they get it and even if it comes back to bite them in the ass, they end up being able to keep it

>same filename
>TIL

You should kill yourself for making such a terrible thread.

Less than he was cucked by Jerry Stiller.

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deacon was actually the cuck his wife dumped him and was constantly fucking his shit up and one of his sons was constantly implied to be gay

Deacon never got a break, only in the series final.

Why does he try to cuck Doug at the end of the series? I thought they were friends.

>the episode with the mold in the house
>money is a problem to fix it
>Carrie's spending money on expensive clothes pointed out by Doug's father

There is an user on TV who is the nephew of Leah Remini. He proved it with several family photos not possible to be found on the internet.

According to him she's really fucked herself over by coming out against the Scientologists. They used their sway to blacklist her from hollywood.

BANE AND PAVEL
BANE AND PAVEL
BANE AND PAVEL
BANE AND PAVEL

>According to him she's really fucked herself over by coming out against the Scientologists
>Messing with the IRL meme mafia

actually all of doug's friends got cucked

spence = autistic manchild
deacon = alimony
danny = most hated man alive

>God you're beautiful

>that weird Spencer and Arthur relationship
>that weird Spencer and Danny relationship

oh shit!

I'm sure scientology is some sort of tax fraud

actually I thought patton was pretty underutilized and kevin james got more laughs outta me

actually it referred to his patients scrambled minds

rent and rent control in the 90s = affordable home for delivery man and paralegal wife

desperate beta permavirgin. they're never your friends.

That baseball episode is one of the comfiest episodes of any show ever

goddamn that's been in the news for like 6 months you retard. she even did an interview about it with Barbara Walters on 60 minutes or some shit

>The portrait episode

Pretty comfy show t b h

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I remember finding this the funniest part of the show. Those scenes that would randomly show up of arthur and spence hanging out at doug's house when nobody else was home, lmao

Thick carrie hnnnnnnnnnnnnng

Did this show give anyone else a white socks fetish?

>rewatch the show
>first episode carrie is already fawning over denzel washington's bbc

this show was so cucky

>she's consistently wearing socks to bed
>barely 10 seconds of bare feet throughout 9 seasons of the show

fuck you leah remini

Danny and Spence were roommates
it was like a husband wife relationship

>she predicted foot fetishists on the internet

>that season where Doug is suddenly hotter than Carrie and she gets jelly as fuck all the time

preddy funny, desulads

King of Queens was actually pretty similar to Seinfeld sometimes, because they're all just horrible human beings that enjoy to make people's lives miserable

Wait, what season was that?

Reminder that Kevin fucking James was in better shape than you at one point in his career.

one of the later seasons. maybe seven. I remember this double episode where Doug takes Carrie to some shed in the woods and she gets angry and runs away because he brought another chick there one time.

He really should have kept that weight off and kept going.

Please try and figure out which? Maybe look through the episode synopses from the last few seasons and see what sparks your memory. I'd love you for it and will post my tits.

my ass is gettin tight

reminder that those tits are embarassing, especially for someone on drugs with a personal trainer.

Nigga, he went from likt 400 lbs to 320 or something, you're still going to have left over tits. You don't realize just how long it takes to lose that much weight.

when you take drugs, have a personal trainer, do nothing but work out most the day and have a personal chef, it doesn't take all that long.

He lost eighty fucking pounds. You have no idea how the human body works, don't you?

Have you seen the trailer for Kevin James' new shitcom? It looks terrible, compared to King of Queens or not, just terrible.

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YOUR LOVE LIFE'S DOA

oh wow a whole 80 pounds, the people on biggest loser lose more m8. it's really not very inconceivable when you're that fat that you can drop that much weight in a reasonably short amount of time, especially given the fact you have hollywood everything helping you out. I know you're probably a fat fuck who struggles losting 10lbs but it's not that hard.if you weight 400lbs.

>that episode where Holly stays with them and you realize she and Doug were meant to be together

yeah, it was shit.

Seinfeld fucking blows too.

CIA CIA CIA CIA CIA

that movie made me want to get /fit/
never did tho

>tfw you unironically enjoy everything Kevin James has ever done

Mall Cop 2 was a treasure desu senpai

not according to jim