/heem/ Helwani Edition

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bruh he ran away r u serious i beat that fool right brother?

>Nick Diaz takes a heartwarming selfie next to his brother Nate (pictured middle) after Nates facial reconstructive surgery from the left hand of God

APOLOGISE

How would Nick have done against conor?

What was Callans pick?

Conor is GOD

Fight me

>This is what redditers call a "fixed fight"

Is that Nate diaz after McG was done with him?

Since nobody saw my last post

Seeing as this was his first time in championship rounds, its hard to say his cardio was fine at 145. If anything it should be just as bad as it was at 168 because he has a huge weight cut to account for

I'm not even trying to shit on him; cardio will probably always be an issue for him, similar to leg kicks for nate. I'm just explaining what I saw as a problem, because a lot of people seem hyped that conor won, when really that fight was very very difficult for him.

Heem Quiz: McGregor-Diaz II Edition

Biggest Winner
Biggest Loser
Biggest Meme
Best Fight
Worst Fight
Most Disappointing Fight
Best Moment
Most Unexpected Moment

Why do mexicans suck ireland's dick so much? Is it just a bandwagon?

McGregor vs Rumble at 170, who wins?

>Most Unexpected Moment
rumble KOing taxera within 13sec

>its hard to say his cardio was fine at 145
>I never watched his 3 round fight at 145

Nice, he goes 3 rounds at 145 easier than he goes 1 round at 170.

Be gone with ye, Cigany, shoo shoo

can we talk about Lorenz Larkin and how he pieced up #7 ranked Neil Magny in a couple minutes? I'd love to see him and Cerrone go at it, I think Cerrone is going down to LW again though. Shame.

McGregor by default, Rumble dies of heart failure due to IVs being banned.

Is Marvin Vettori the future MW GOAT? I think so.

Larkin looked fucking incredible. He was the most impressive of the night.

How come Bulgaria is so shitty AFTER European Union gibsmedats?

When will Conor fite Fedor?

Schaub is God
Heem is love
Conor is heem


Goodnight bros

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Patrick's_Battalion

youtube.com/watch?v=wGWlSo-7XSg

They owe us, that's why.

You're full?

Larkin's standup is immense, I had a feeling he was going to starch Magny. Magny is very hittable on the feet and gets dropped quite often but he tends to tough it out. I wasn't expecting Larkin to look that amazing though.

Celt-Mexican shitpost alliance reppin'

Yeah, heaviest leg kicks in MMA, he tore Magny's shit up from the word go. Those elbows on the inside? My god.

>Biggest Winner
Goober. His career is salvageable.
>Biggest Loser
Glover. He's 36 and starting over.
>Biggest Meme
Surprise, surprise, motherfucker
>Best Fight
Diaz-McGregor II
>Worst Fight
Lobov-Avila & Pennington Phillips
>Most Disappointing Fight
N/A
>Best Moment
"Must have been Dana letting me ride my Harley this week" - Cerrone with the cheeky plug
>Most Unexpected Moment
So Lorenz Larkin and Cerrone are legit scary now, right?

Why is it cool for Conor to literally turn his back and run but when Condit "ran" against Nick it was the worst thing to ever happen?

Larkin has the power of a Lombard or a Gyu Lim but what he has that they don't is real clinical precision and patience too. He's a scary fucker.

>live next to USA
>be a literal third world shithole
How does that happen?

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>tfw when UFC pretty much every week for the next couple 2 months

a great feel indeed

How to get filthy gypsie gf on the left?

Does Bulgaria have the worst minorities?

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Last night he gassed at the end of the second, and in the Holloway fight he got injured at that point and laid on Max for the last round, so I still don't think that was very telling. He might not gas as quick at 145, but don't they have new weight cutting guidelines that would make conor's cut even more taxing? Besides, I wonder if going from 168 to 145 quickly would have adverse affects too. We'll see if he ever decides to defend.

Exactly, Magny could tough Lombard and Lim out because they threw everything they had at once whilst Larkin stayed calm, picked his shots and got the finish.

>How does that happen?
Quite easily, our goverment is happy by being the USA manufacturing hole, it's OK though, pics like that actually make me laugh because I'm not poor myself, funny thing, I'm actually an engineer and our shitty goverment policy allows me to have countless job options.

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He looked good, and he did it with a meme haircut on top of it.

>Tfw the bulgarian probably has to sell his sister and mother out just to provide enough money for him to shitpost on Sup Forums

RIVERSIDE MOTHEFUCKER

>Diaz
>Avila
>Rumble turning Glover into a vegetable
>Main event
>Pennington/Phillips
>Lobov/Avila
>Cowboy meming on Story
>Casey submitting Randa
(I had her in a parlay TKOing in R1)

>mfw

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The best thing about those women is you know they can take a fuckin punch.

are most irishposters just american proxies or do they really only come out for the goobs

thanks brah, been waiting for someone to post Johnny Cage getting KTFO

I think its the same 3 people

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we come out for the goobs lad

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Who /hype/ for Condit/Maia?

I feel Condit loses the first 2 rounds before Maia gasses and then Condit heems him in the third round.

I would literally heem both of those manlets.

strawpoll.me/11045845


>mfw that day i got some fucking piñata i'm socially forced to attend

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>Conor decisively beat a man who is 2-3 weightclasses heavier than him and has a 3 inch height advantage
>r/mma still has a problem with him

>heemed so hard your teeth fall out

JUST

GRANDE MARTIN!!!

Great fucking fight
I agree

whats it feel like to get heem'd by humble rumble?

Yeah, I'm definitely keeping an eye on him from now on. He looked fantastic. I hope he can keep it up.

Nate is a middle/light heavy weight?!

He was supposed to be the Strikeforce GOAT but went backwards for a bit.

That was a fuckin' tooth?!

Reminder that Lorenz Larkin beat Lawler in SF

Serious question /heem/, why do Mcgreggor fans act like Conor just beat the champion at 170? Diaz at best is a top 5 and was able to finish Mcgreggor first fight while the second one was a close decision with Conor looking dead gassed. Can we all agree Conor does not belong at 170 and should just stay at 155 to get heem'd by Alvarez or wrestlefucked by khabib. Mcgreggor wasn't supposed to gas so early especially with his meme preparations, he belongs at 145 beating mendes tier midgets

>decisively
>48-47, 48-47, 47-47
>almost TKO'd and saved by the bell

I understand you're proud and im happy for you, but be realistic lad. Conor needed to dig deep for that win.

Holy fuck man, that's embarrassing. Fuckin Nagasaki'd that Korean Chinaman.

>rmfw reading /r/mma comments

Like, as an athlete, and knowing how well rounded he is, he's got insane potential. I'd love to see him fight with the winner of Condit/Maia for the next shot at the belt. Or fight Gastelum.

Diaz is not a 170 pounder, why can't anyone understand this

>mfw nobody ever believed in MY BOY
>Will never be champion
>Is running through WW
>Going to drop down and Heem Eddie
>Will send Goobs to the Shadowrealm defending his first title
>Will then retire to pursue extreme sports

Cap this.

Can someone explain how Conor knocked Diaz down twice in one round and none of the judges scored it a 10-8?

What do you have to do to get a 10-8 round?

CERRONE VS CONDIT FUCKING WHEN!?!?

Depends on the judges and how they're feeling
Nate backed up and had Conor skating on thin ice basically the entire 3rd too and only one judge gave it a 10-8

Dom would get his first finish in years if they fight.

I didn't watch the fight but I still think Diaz won.

>will fold like a lawn chair with 1 (one) bodyshot and he'll be le short notice man again

1 clip in a 25 minutes fight taken in the 1st round. Great evidence, all you eu mcgregor dickriders rofl. Love the fat Irish cock eh?

>decisively
Decisively comes from the word decision and Conor got the decision so???

>having someone with a mandrama tier gimmick as your boy
embarassing

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decisive would be unanimous not majority
sorry

diaz was also gassed because of being overweight
at the fight with Ben Hendo, he didnt even take a breath through his mouth

I believe two of the judges did give it a 10-8, hence the 48-47 score. I think.

Like being keelhauled to Flight 93

that first shoot forward and combo looks straight out of street fighter. never seen someone cover distance and hit someone so well so smoothly and quickly

imagine what ben hen would do to mcgoobs?

Yes lad this would make sense as a webm cant be over 1 minute, did you want me to post the whole fight or something? Retard spic got battered and Mcgregor was unscathed

decisively means without question. He arguably did not win.

the backtracking and concern trolling is real

>guys if conor loses to nate a second time his career is FUCKING OVER
>theres no way on earth he can win a decision

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>uh... beating diaz isnt that big of a deal guys

>Biggest Winner
Goober saving his career
>Biggest loser
Teixiera, he'll never get near a title shot again
>Biggest Meme
Schaub
>Best Fight
GoobDiaz
>Worst Fight
PenningtonPhillips
>Most Disappointing Fight
Probably RumbleTeix, Love a KO but it was 2fast4me, wanted a 3 minute slugfest
>Best Moment
When Sup Forums had a full on panic attack at the end of the 3rd round
>Most Unexpected Moment
Rumble's one bomb

Larkin v Lawler 2 when?

Jones got a UD against Gus and he lost 4 of the 5 rounds.

>Depends on the judges and how they're feeling

Thats nonsense. Two knockdowns should = 10-8. In boxing you'd get a 10-8 for one knockdown. Nate didn't knock Conor down though so I don't see how it can be a 10-8 if Conor didn't get one.

Nah someone posted the scorecard after Conor didn't get one. He won 1,2 and 4 10-9.

youtube.com/watch?v=dQ7B8KfG7Us

How fucked is he?, Will he back pedal his way in to mandrama?