Congratulations to Britain for winning the Men's olympics.
We all know the female medals don't count for shit and Britain is #1 when it comes to male medal count during the 2016 olympics.
So GREAT Britain is the official winner of this year's olympics.
Kinda hard to disagree.
A women's gold medal is basically a tallest midget award.
thanks m8
Thanks lad
The Women's Olympics should be separate, like the Paralympics
Do you have an image for this or did you count? Can't find anything on google
I agree, although expect a load of ameriwomen to try and give you shit for this.
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You can count on Wiki
I did it a few days ago and we were up 18 to 15
Good post
We are also #1 if you only count white athletes
>American "white" "men"
I wonder what it must be like to be proud of being 2nd
If we win boxing gold we become the only country to get 20 male gold medals this olympics
Why are you proud of being second to women in your country?
Only losers on Sup Forums believe this.
How will they ever recover from that kind of BTFO?
>Proud of being 2nd
Britain is #1.
A female olympian can't even compete with the worst males who managed to qualify for the olympics.
Their medals don't mean jack shit.
So Britain is #1 by male medal count.
The true athletes.
Women in the olympcis are just hobbyists, they never could compete with a man.
>he actually cares about women's sports
Stay cucked senpai
Bitches letting the side down.
>no "huuuur briten is not white" meme posts
Screw you, Sup Forums
>GB men - 19 gold
>USA '''men''' - 16 gold
holy shit
Do you believe any of the women they gave medals to could have won if they competed against men?
They're basically just a minor league, none of these people are the best at their sports.
Holy shit did the US Men win any non swimming golds?
US EXPOSED
GB confirmed for GOAT
USA men have won 17 golds in real events such as swimming, the Decathlon, numerous track and field events, and should pad the count up to 19 when Snyder wins the wrestling gold and the USA men's basketball team wins the gold.
British men have won 17, mostly in events that require the "athlete" to sit down.
And one of their men, an 80 year old, won an equestrian medal, so we can through that out.
Well done, Great Sittin, but you still came up short against the king :^)
You will find one day son.
>we can through
we can throw*
Your butthurt sustains us, Yurop.
Swimming is obselete, sailing is much faster.
Running is obselete, cycling is much faster.
> real events such as swimming
Are those the fish Olympics? True gentlemen athletes sail a boat, animals swim.
how will he ever recover
ameriluddites BTFO
Saved to my "american damage control" folder
Yes, because male equestrian and floor gymnastics medals are more prestigious than female gymnastics medals.
>the city of Bongistan
Your women and blacks sustain you
American white men are losers
Hence you're getting eight years of Obama and Hillary
So sitting isnt athletic, but floating on water is? Pull the other one m8
>real events
20 m swim
30 m swim
40 m swim
50 m swim
"real"
American "males"
>300 swimming events with the GOAT
>Doesn't have more male gold medals than Britain
Eternally BTFO
Reading this thread
turn on my TV, a black American women just won a gold medal in boxing
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT
>Hence you're getting eight years of Obama and Hillary
I mean sixteen, once Hillary's term is finished too
Britain is first in medals that matter. You going to count Paralympic medals as part of your total too?
Man look at all this delusion from the fucking Britbongs.
Losers
t. Jamal the househusband
Only thing that matters.
Dem mental gymnastics is funny though.
Oh wait, the GDP of California just surpassed your whole country....
>Delusion
How is it delusion when British males have the most olympic medals this year of all countries?
What "damage control" we'll be ahead in the "men's" medals as well? So you won't even win your moral victory.
Be happy with 2nd.
How about a race to decide?
US swimmers vs. British rowers
US runners vs. British cyclists
Congrats GB!
I can't take events where you sit down seriously.
The fact Britsits have only 2 medals in track and field, both won by a guy who trains in the US, shows how pathetically athletic their men and country are.
It's amazing how you people will delude yourselves into thinking you're better than us. Stay mad world
WTF, I love potatoes now.
>brit trains but sitting and staring
>Wins most golds
>USA males have to take the roids and 200 swimming competitions
>still #2
>Brit winning track and field means Brits are pathetic
This dissonance.
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Females wouldn't be able to cut it with the worst male olympians so only male medals count.
And Britain is #1 at that.
>not an image of an american doing benchpress
weak image banter
>men's medals is where it really matters
So let me get this straight
You think immensely strong cyclists and rowers aren't real athletes
But women with guns and tall guys throwing a ball around are, presumably?
You're like in every thread trying to make this "meme" happen.
Are you bandwagoning the Brits because the Netherlands """""men""""" only won 2 golds (also in events where you sit down...lol) compared to the women who won 6 golds?
You didn't think I'd look up your medal count, did you Geert?
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>someone runs the same distance slower than another person
>give them a gold medal
They might aswell say "at least you tried"
I'm simply calling the winners the winners, a horse a horse.
British males have won the olympics.
We learn from the 2nd best :^)
bongs win the gold in mental gymnastics
Female "athletes".
They're just hobbyists.
>a horse a horse
No a horse is a British athlete.
>You think immensely strong cyclists and rowers aren't real athletes
They ain't shit compared to track and field stars.
End of the day, you're sitting down. Not a real sport. More of an "activity."
*tips fedora*
Like 80 year old equestrian riders and sailors?
Anyone else tired of seeing Mo Farah's face everywhere? Brit vacationing in Portugal here.
gymnasts and rowers have greater upper body strength than track athletes
>They ain't shit compared to track and field stars.
So why are they literally faster?
>usa is second
>usa is proud
just look inside yourself
>swimming doesn't count
>female medals don't count
>black medals don't count
Like a clockwork, every 4 years, the European inferiority complex strikes again. It's seriously embarrassing.
british men won:
equestrian
canoe slalom
canoe sprint
rowing
sailing
track cycling
men's gymnastics (aka the irrelevant gymnastics)
golf with most of the world's best missing
and just only legit medal: andy murray
and a samolian who lives and trains in USA won a couple of track medals
and maybe an amateur boxer
>b-but we won the medals that matter
laughing
ITT: American "men" getting blown the fuck out.
>implying I have anything against women
They're just not as good at sports as men are is all. Do you actually disagree with that?
>if you only count the events we won, then we won!!
embarrassing
But female medals DONT count.
They're worse than than even the 20th best male.
Vehicle-assisted.
A requirement for British success.
k
*somalian
congrats daddy
Those require a man made machine to help them while the former requires the athlete to rely on his god given body and athleticism
Lads. LADS. The Wrong Trousers is on BBC Two right now.
Literally the fastest men on earth who don't rely on a motor.
How is that not impressive?
>Amerifats on Sup Forums suddenly care about women's sport when it fits their agenda
What a surprise you scummy bastards. Can't wait for you to go back to shunning them entirely in a week or so and underfunding the fuck out of them.
ITT: virgins
go get your dick sucked and this blinding hatred of women will go away
Why cant Americans deal with being secound
We've beat them fair and square in the men's Olympics and they cant handle it.
You wot meight?
Perhaps gymnasts pound for pound, but I'm not denigrating them. Whitlock is a legit athlete competing in a legit sport (even if gym is judged).
Rowing is an activity.
It's just called being smart, m8.
Yeah fuck them white males.
road cycling is the only impressive cycling medal. nobody takes fucking velodrome cycling seriously
>virgins
How can we be virgins? You're our offspring. What i'm saying is: I fucked your mom.
that's because sports were defined by men for men. what we call sports are feats of strength, endurance, etc. in a world dominated by women where they got to decide - based on their strengths - what real sport is, men would also come second best.
horse riding isn't a sport
sailing isn't a sport
Nobody is hating women
Just take your medicine.We beat you in the men's Olympics.
I said track, not field
obviously strength events are stronger
but if you count runners as athletes, you surely have to count the people sitting down who are stronger than them
How Americans measure success: look at the scoreboard.
How Europeans measure success: take the scoreboard, divide by population, subtract events they don't win, and finally subtract 50% of the population.
Females aren't athletes.
Females should have their seperate olympics like the paralympics.
They're that bad.
The butthurt in this thread is proportionate to how badly we spanked you in the Olympics.
How can American 'men' even compete?
Are you advocating for some kind of emotional Olympics, you faggot?
>virgins desperately trying to get us to hate women
rofl
British men are objectively better at the Olympics than American men. Why are Americans getting upset over this?
American women are better than ours, we accept this.