>Cell.2016.720p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT
>Cell.2016.720p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT
>Cell.2016.720p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT
>Cell.2016.720p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT
>Cell.2016.720p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT
It's VOD Friday, Sup Forums, and tonight we have something special, an adaptation of Stephen King's novel: Cell.
There's also some movie called "Blackway" but not interesting enough to make a thread over.
I always think that release groups name is FAGGOT
It is.
Who is Sam El Jackson playing?
Surely not a 'raggedy man' flashback scene?
a nigger
New movie recepie user, everything must contain a nigger and strong womyn or else its flop!
When the fuck did this become a film?
TFW this was the first King book I ever read. It lead me to Skeleton Crew, which lead me to the dark tower series. What along road it's been.
You need to read more books.
is this the one where cell phones turn people into zombies who mind meld into super telepathic zombies?
what the fuck happened to john cusack?
why is there a nigger
>cell phones turn people into zombies
heh, kinda like real life, really makes you think
>visionary mind of Stephen King
>writing your own bylines
Holy shit i hate the ending of this book.
Actually
I HATE ALL THE ENDING OF KINGS BOOK
>Stephen Kuck's shit
They changed it for the movie
>hating on kingkino
>drakeposting redditor
makes sense really
>still no the long walk netflix series
thanks for the spoiler.
So his wife's son is back to normal?
>likes to be cucked
>eats Stephen Kuck's shit
it makes definately
it makes sense considering Roland has been in the desert for years with no sun block
Back to your echochamber containment board you racist Sup Forumstard.
Go shitpost about your irrelevant meme candidate who is about to get roflstomped by Hilldog in the primary.
Go back to sleep, liberal arts major.
why cant you ignore posts like that? they appear every minute on site site and you want to moan at them?
idiot
the whole book is awful. King made a script instead a book.
he wrote a lot of bad books, but cell is one of the worst
Do you know the main difference betwean races?
Protip: its not the tone of skin
>talked about movie where hero that was meant to be white but was given to black due to the author anal bend to liberal propaganda
>suddenly exploded to start memeing shit about poltards and racism
Stay mad. The sound of your batshit-insane bubbling is music to me, cuckoo
Samefagging poltard detected
Ud better repair ur detector, cuck
Learn to construct a proper sentence and argument you stupid white trash racist.
lmao
m
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Have you made a contingency plan for your abject failure of a life once Trump loses and the only hope you had is crushed beyond saving?
Face it, Hillary has this election on lock.
guess again, idiot.
>oh interesting, a Stephen King adaptation, I'll have a look in the thread see what people are thinking about it
>"FUCKING NIGGERS KEKS EVERYWHERE NIGGERS NIGGERS GOD DAMN NIGGERS IN EVERYTHING THIS IS THE KEKING WORLD WE LIVE IN NOW I HATE NIGGERS"
cell is shit, it is better to make it Sup Forums
Can we talk about the movie instead of your SJW nonsense?
Wasn't The Long Walk a couple of days long?
lel
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its not interesting though. I read the book when it came out and instantly regretted it
It's Sup Forums, what do you expect, a serious conversation on the movie? No one here will watch it because it isn't capeshit.
It would do better if they were a black and white comedy duo with non stop quips
This movie is really terrible so far. Christ.
I hate all non-white posters on this website. You don't belong in America or on this site.
I hate all the stupid yanks on this website.
I hate euro faggots too, almost as badly as non-whties. You exist as a parasite on this website.
well your wrong tough. i can tell you have not been pooting along on this webzone yere along enough because you stated that.
maybe look in the threads and not post, before you decided to answer another user so you have experience underneath you're belt.
Im happy knowing Ive got a lowlife like yourself so upset.
dont beat up mommy
So...is this worth the download?
fucking niggers
Yeah, could be a good movie actually.
But then you'd need a dozen teenagers with great dramatic acting abilities
Time to fap
No
>john cusack
No thanks
Hey Jack, how are things going at the Hotel?
It's a Japanese imageboard bro. So technically you're not allowed too
so am i getting this right at the end when he hugs his son john cusak gets turned into a phonie zombie and has a vision that everything is fine and they are going to canada, but in reality he just becomes a brainless zombie and walks in a circle forever?
yes
>his wife's son
gross
Wow, this was actually the first new release King book that I read but you might be the first person who was introduced to King by Cell. It's pretty shit.
It's really, really bad. He was in total auto-pilot mode for this one.
another zombiefilm, very creative stephen shitking
Jesus, I remember hearing about this movie and the casting news almost a decade ago.
How long was this fucking thing shelved for?
I cant remember anything of it, it must be really a weird way to discover King.
My mom offered me Skeleton Crew when I was 8 or 9, I hadnt read anything most disturbing at that age, especially the one about the guy eating himself or the one about that raft, it's still really good today
>Cell (2016) 720p WEB-DL 750MB - MkvCage
>750MB
kill yourself, indian
The funny thing is, I'm pretty sure Cusack has been attached the entire time.
It serves the purpose for many people.
>Stephen King
Dropped
So how is it?
I'm fascinated by these actors like SLJ who can play in shitty direct-to-torrent flicks and then being the lead in a Tarantino
>really makes you think
this is a /brit/ meme
this along with ah yes, very impressive
show some respect
I think it's just because they like money and enjoy being on set.
sam jackson never turns down a role
ever
>direct-to-torrent
kek
I'm dl'ing right now, here's hoping this will be a patrician kino rather than a plebeian flick
>production logos roll with ominous track
>opening shots with credits begin
>giant black bars with small white texts fade in and out randomly about the screen
Not trying to utilize a
>HOW CAN WHITES EVEN COMPETE
or
>cuckkino
meme, but this display of a complete lack of aesthetics made me turn it off even before the narrative began. It's like someone wanted to pander to the Power Point Presentation crowd.
Weird, it was the first King book I read too. After that it was Pet Semetary and then fuck knows
Honestly, when I opened the file after downloading, I thought those huge black bars were some kind of anti-piracy measure.