I'm just cumming in that ass Marty

I'm just cumming in that ass Marty

GOAT ass

Why did it take him like 15 seconds to cum?

That was a magnificent ass, was it hers or a stunt doubles?

>implying you wouldn't cum instantly with that ass
bruh

I knew someone would say that

Her ass wasn't that magnificent and even if it did it would take him more than 15 seconds.

Alcohol abuse either gets you limp or cumming in seconds, shit tier drug fämälâm

Probably
Even then it's a tv show so they can't show 3+ minutes of sex, it just doesn't fit. I suppose they could've made it cut away then cut back like some time had passed.

pregnant ass

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They should have went full realism mode and had Rust unable to get it up and then going into an autistic rage.

>Shit, Maggie. I'm soft, you're soft, the whole goddamn human population is too soft. You want to fuck? The whole universe is out there, fucking you every day. I'm just waiting for it to come and after that I'll be happy to wipe my face dry and go to sleep. One big roofie coma for the whole fucking race.

Pizza regretted not doing that with Rust so he did this with Vince

he's a two pump chump

I mow my own ass

The implication is that he's chaste and thus pent up

We can all agree Alexandra was the hottest girl in the show, right

Because it should be a quickie, they are not supposed to be romantic involved in any way on the show.

>this is always a bad thing

This kind of sex is great. Animal lust. The girl feels really desirable because of the explosive horniness.

>I like to mow my own lawn

What did he mean by that?

Roastie detected

But was he shooting at God?

Ah man I really can't agree with that. I think both Michelle and that young girl are both better looking.

>girls just wanna be fucked like the dumb animals they are.
i got laid twice and it wasn't worth it. I'd rather just watch them in tv and films and see them naked on a screen. im scared of people

That depends entirely on the girl and on her mood.

>I want you to fuck me in my ass
>I just want you to feel good
My dick has never been so hard

I wish Alexandra had an ass like that.

Caspere knew this.

That's true. I didn't imply otherwise. Although, the guy's mood counts too. If your girl is constantly relating sex to her mood, you've got pussy problems.

>tfw no slut gf with daddy issues to choke while fucking while she calls you daddy and then she cries after sex
>tfw sounds way better than what it is in real life

>>>>>tfw sounds way better than what it is in real life

This is the true tragedy.

>That's true. I didn't imply otherwise.
Just saying, don't trick poor robots into thinking it's ok to blow their loads 15 seconds in comes "the first time"

does it matter how long it takes a guy to come? as long as i gets mine im happy

>the best girls in bed are the crazy ones
>the worst girls to be in relationships with are the crazy ones

MMMUUUUUHHHHHH DDDDDDIIIIICCCCKKKKK

Fair enough.

What movie is this?

True Detective season 1

>time is a fat ass
what did he mean by this?

her tits are definitely GOAT, and the rest of her is breddy good, too. 9/10 would fuck until I die from dehydration.

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After Rust and Marty made up and Marty got back with his wife do you think Rust can still be a guest in their house. Like Rust sitting there at the dinner table and they all know his dick was up Marty's wife's fart circle and just treat it as bygones be bygones?

That he shaves his wife's crotch.

I hope this is the webm I made :3

bump

Well rust did go through losing his child and all, i think Marty could forgive him

>tfw i remember how hype everyone on Sup Forums was during season 1
>tfw the letdown of season 2

Because rust was the most pent up person on the planet. He was probably on a two year no fap stretch.

Also, the first time i fucked a girl's ass i came in like 10 seconds because it was so fucking tight. Of course i had been pounding her pussy for awhile before that

It truly was the Golden Age of Sup Forums.

>mfw when I read that as "morty" not Marty
"Ooh I'm cummin in that ass *burp* mmorty. I'm cummin, right up, right up in that asshole right there."

holy shit it's been months since I've seen rick and morty referenced anywhere, what happened?

It got super popular on reddit, it's between seasons, so Sup Forums gets a to stroke their "pleb" hateboner anytime it gets brought up.

He can't control his horny level

Sup Forums doesn't talk about shows in between seasons. Yeah, Rick and Morty is pretty reddit, but the real reason it's silent is because aside from some lead-up time for big shows, Sup Forums is in the moment. You either watch a show when it's on or you don't get any serious discussion

AAHAHAHAHAHAH

that's an 11/10 ass to me, i would need to motorboat that shit.

Hello, Justin :)

season 3 when?

or have they really pulled the plug

if fuku is not involved it will be garbage

the young girl gets naked on pretty much every episode of banshee

>Marty likes to mow his own lawn
>The Green Ears Killa mows lawns as a cover

POTTERY

I like to think they spitroast her over the dinner table while chugging down Lone Star

>what happened?

All the high school kids are on summer break.