Been watching Amber's films since the whole divorce thing? What are her best movies? One More Time isn't that great...

Been watching Amber's films since the whole divorce thing? What are her best movies? One More Time isn't that great, but she's decent in it. Well cast.

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kill yourself

I liked Syrup

Drive Angry might be the only good thing she's ever been in and it's not good because of her so..

There's one where she gets kidnapped in Brazil. Both her and the brunette are hot as fuck in it

she make me so horny
bad stepfather remake all her outfit are panty and bikini so sexy
incredible sexy

Her character reminds me of someone but I'm not sure who it is.

>Essential Amber Heard

The Stepfather
Drive Angry (Cage kino)
Never Back Down
The Informers
And Soon the Darkness (Vacation kino)
The Joneses
Syrup (Amber Heard gf simulator)
London Fields
The Rum Diary (prettiest woman on film ever)

>Amber fans only
The River Why ( Amber as River nymph)
The Ward (Amber getting bullied)
Adderall Diaries
Machete Kills (build wall, she dies)

The Informers was better than x-art porn to me. How did they make a pure conservative texan Girl look so incredibly sinful and Perfect i'll never know.

>The Rum Diary (prettiest woman on film ever)
this

>tfw no Paradise Lost adaptation by Aronofsky with Amber Heard as Succubi/Lucifer's Main concubine and maneater

Just give her a tail and horns

Some ropes/dribbles of frosting dripping from her chin too for authenticity

Imagine the things she must have let Johnny do to her in order to get a marriage in Cali with no prenup
Just imagine

Its easy, when women bring their A-game seduction and goes full "Amazing Amy" you'll be completely blinded.

Also they can just say
>are u fucking kidding me, i dont give a fuck about what u have , there's nothing u can do for me that i cant do for myself i dont need your money i love u, how can u even doubt that bla bla

Then u stand there like an idiot

Johnny is that you

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>All The Boys Love Mandy Lane not listed under "essential"

Nigga what the fuck r u doing?

The way she was flashing her teeth I was hoping she would bite him.

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Literally our girl

Looking forward to Aquaman

>swn ruin your life
;_;

>Literally our girl

I'm sure she's suitably grateful.

>implying we aren't all invited to the big party she's throwing to celebrate her divorce
All you have to do is be a qt twink and let her peg you for a bit.

Im not a numale beta ugo neckbeard

>All you have to do is be a qt twink and let her peg you for a bit.
Where do I sign up?

she's ruined her image now with bullshit

>doesn't know the difference between a neckbeard and a numale

protip: YOU are the numale faggot

im pretty happy she is domming jonny depp

>ywn nut in her every day until she's barefoot and pregnant, falling asleep in your arms outside in a hammock in the shade smelling her hair, caressing her babybump

>hey user you little faggot wanna hear my new song

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y-yes ma'am.

ok...

The one where she sits on my face.

That one is great.

She's our girl by the way.

Pineapple express

>swn dress up in an SS uniform and whip you until you pass out from blood loss
;_;

>Ambernazi
Ilsa She-Wolf of the SS remake when?

What a lewd clavicle.

:(

y is she so evil bros?

Blond Texan Objectivist Succubus
She can't help it

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BLACKED

For about three days straight in the book

>this thread

Lewd

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Me on the left.

Amber Kino

fdom joi vids when??

Would you like to be in a relationship with Amber Heard where she refused to touch your penis and the only source of your orgasms was prostate stimulation?

Does this count? Or was it confirmed to be fake?

What movie is this?

Literally Gone Girl. I think its hilarious.

Sounds ideal.

nigger how could that be a fake

100% not fake
just a fappening leak

I love how in interviews she has this fake Hollywood laugh and her real laugh that sounds like a demon.

Absolutely based.

She will get blacklisted by Hollywood. It's only a matter of time.

Literally a semen demon

are you people some ultra creepy footfags betas who like evil women dominating you?

any cheap porno blonde is hotter. She seems like a jaded evil cunt who only feels pleasure being raped by 3 men with lots of punches, ruined luxury clothing articles, DPs and piss.

>a jaded evil cunt who only feels pleasure being raped by 3 men with lots of punches, ruined luxury clothing articles, DPs and piss.
well that's got me fapping

I definitely wouldn't mind paying alimony for the rest of my life if it meant spending just a little bit of time with her.

I love me some drive angry

nice girls are boring

>any cheap porno blonde is better
nah
I'm usually actually not into blondes but I like Amber.

yeah these threads are get stupid the same way gone girl waifu threads are. really weird cuck vibe

>cuck vibe
lmao beta buzzword babby ha ha