/brit/

slags edition

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why is everything so tiresome lads

need to take out another loan to pay my princess lads :/

who can prevent forest fires?

depression

horse seems to be requiring quite a large number of shekkels

time for the glue factory i think

you

>haven't seen her since April of last year
>haven't even text her since August
>overhear someone say her name today
>overcome by a crushing wave of oneitis
Ah yes, this again.

Conor McGregor is one of the best fighters on earth, but the "HEEM" meme has almost ruined him

for me. Like, I absolutely love him, I think he's incredible, and I would watch a match just because he's fighting in it, he's that good. But this meme is just SO STUPID, and means absolutely nothing, that I almost can't watch a fight with him in it, and see his face without just thinking in my head "...HEEM".

What does it even mean??? It's NONSENSE, and has nothing to do with him, whatsoever. It is literally the dumbest thing in the entire universe. Conor McGregor did nothing to provoke it or anything, he has no control over it and has influenced it in no way. Fucking Sup Forums is so dumb but damn it they live rent free in my brain. It's so absurd you almost have to respect it.

coz ur a boring robotic german cunt

>what does it even mean
Scary there are people this new.

her name as in just randomly her first name not meaning her or her full name?

I legit forgot April was even a month until I read this

>doesn't recognise the classic paul dano copypasta
Scary there are people this new.

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NEED A POO

Am I autistic?

>prefer to be alone
>can't really make small talk
>want to avoid people
>mumble when I speak
>when I'm walking I keep my head down a lot of the time
>don't like it when something goes against a plan
>get nervous when about to ask a shopkeeper something
>get nervous going to the barbers

I think I might be on the spectrum

Queens Of The Stone Age kick ass, m8s

post more slags, Inselaffen

except you'll likely clot first no matter which way

fuck you, don't disregard my birth month like that

social anxiety

That's why you take blood thinners in a hot bath first, you fucking simpleton

you're just introverted and shy

rather let them burn tbphwyfbbq

gf just sent me this

Fuck this board and fuck Sup Forums, there are too many people as me (that description could fit for me, not entirely but some) so fuck you too!

wrong response. absolute cretin.

you said "you", referring to me, that's wrong
the correct answer is "you"

>Sup Forums
Sorry la, grew out of my Sup Forums phase years ago

I'm exactly like this, except when I'm drunk. That's why I get drunk all the time

having a goon

good lad. shame retarded aussie downie ruined it.

4 kids have necked themselves at my uni since october and we got a buzzfeed article lads

buzzfeed.com/laurenstrapagiel/u-of-guelph-mental-health?bffbcanada&utm_term=.qaDvBzlywa#.ju1ngYKy8e

>there's Italian autists

Makes me feel better

>equating introversion with autism
stop doing this, it's people like you that got extroverts thinking they're the "default" personality

Just her first name randomly. Sad part is, it may not even have been her name and just been words that sounded like it.

id neck myself if i was a leaf

I'm altcel

fucking normies

i'd kill myself if i lived in guelph too

used to make my ex-gf cum just by whispering sexy things in her ear as i stroked her arm or neck. girls are weird. was hot though.

as a radical centrist i have signed both Trump petitions

resting my hand on my balls and I keep smelling it instinctively for some reason

hi can you stop posting pictures of mum pleeease x

kinda name is guelph for a place
"where do you live, mate?"
"Guelph"
"fuck, you alright? what was that?"

Google told me Russians mix vodka and beer. Is this true?

Just filmed myself cumming in slow motion

fascinating...

ye

prefer not to say

I mix vodka and beer when I run out of other mixers for my vodka

i said what what in the butt

body odours are nature's cocaine

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Quite enjoyed LFO

i can't scratch my arse crack without immediately smelling my fingers afterwards

alri lads, let's design a cocktail
at exactly 15:32 we'll all post a drink/ingredient

kek

its apparently one of the nicest places to live in canada using objective metrics

>Father Ted is muslim
>Dougal is a transexual black woman
>Mrs Doyle is a charismatic superwoman who loves to explore her sexuality
>Craggy Island is a hipster community of all races
>Dougal and Father Ted have a "bromance"
>One day Ted accidentally holds up a cartoon frog in front of a group of pansexual Ethiopian refugees
>They are shocked
>"I hear you're part of the alt-right Father"

blue wkd

satsuma

diarrhoea

egg white

poo

ingredient: poo

love smelling my fingers for days after having them in a fanny

Φmosis

native american tears

this

huffingtonpost.ca/2016/01/13/best-cities-for-work-canada-bmo_n_8970958.html

crushed up skips

hmm

GET ON BOARD, I'LL CALL THE BBC

fanny smell is gross

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wotsits

anxious and nervous for no good reason

business idea: a tv show about the caretakers of residential tower blocks on an ageing council estate

is instant coffee runt-tier?

had such a bad migraine earlier that my sight went blurry and i couldnt see, should i visit my gp?

bender

well i know of one person from guelph and he fucking hated it

ended up moving to toronto

didn't enjoy that documentary. wanted to kill myself just thinking about living like him or his kids

good boy

Might genuinely order a genuine takeaway for tea tonight.

toronto proper or the GTA?

i did not trigger imam brendan on his tumblr

all he'll give you are serotonin pills that you can take before another migraine comes on
if you don't get them often, don't bother
were you sick?

fully screeching

Literally me in 10 years

youtube.com/watch?v=IF58cOGfzAs

he's a pretty well off kid he has a condo in old toronto near the subway

/brit/ = pakis + rorkes

meditate lad

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AHA IT'S BRILLIANT!

me and the lads

i felt terrible at the time, literally couldn't read the computer screen and could see these lights. then i got sent home from work and felt like i was going to be sick on the train but once i got home i feel better, just turned the lights off in my room. i havent had one like that before, think its just stress so gonna be lazy at work tomorrow and then take friday off sick. do you think its best not to see the gp then?

text her then

getting good at spotting gays now, it's something in the eyes

were the deaths related