WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY?
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY?
Angel Gomez
Jayden Morgan
GUNI GUGU
Christopher Hughes
Still one of my favorites.
>HALF!
Julian Wright
I BE WHERE IM AT
Lucas Torres
BITCH YOU WAS BUTT NAKED ON A ZEBRA LAST MONTH
Owen Bennett
I KNOW YOU EDDIEEEE
Cooper Perez
YOU DA FUCK YOU MAN RIGHT?
Hunter Rodriguez
SUCK MY DICK EH?
James Garcia
YEEEAH I KNOW YOU...
Juan Carter
DEXTER ST. JAQUES
WALK UP SWINGING HIS DICK
Lincoln Russell
Quick
Raw or Delirious?
Luis Harris
Raw everytime.
Chase Peterson
you see that big nigga over there? he's like 6'3 i'm 5'2
Jace Bell
YOU DON'T NEED TO MAKE ENDS MEET, THE ENDS ARE MEETING LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER
Levi Cook
Delirious when I was in high school. Raw in my adulthood.
Jordan Adams
YOU DON'T OWN ME
Josiah Kelly
Literally When Will They Learn: The Joke
YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID MOOLIE, PAY FOR MY FUCKIN CANDY
Connor Edwards
ARRRIGHT ROCKOOOOO
Ryan Howard
OK
Ethan Collins
PARTY ALL THE TIME PARTY ALL THE TIME
Christian Campbell
I FUCKER HER
I make love to you.
Camden Wright
alright all the guys in the audience who are loyal to their women, put your hands up
YOU LYING MOTHERFUCKERS
Jose Evans
HALF!
Liam Rogers
DUDE GAY PEOPLE ARE FAGGOTS LMAO
MR-T IMPRESSION ROFL
Carson Russell
His half speech popped up in my head with the whole Amber Heard shit going on
Owen Myers
AND IF YOU GONNA LET A FUCK COME BETWEEN OUR LOVE, then there's something wrong happening here baby
Hunter Reed
Better stomp yo feet and light a match fo this pussy goddamit
Leo Thompson
You're leasing the pussy.
With an option to buy.
Elijah Long
Some.. AFRICAN BUSH BITCH NAMED UMFUFU...WID A BIG ASS BONE IN HER NOSE
Aiden Cook
>tfw still watch it every now and then
Raw and Delirious are the only stand ups I can't get tired of.
Oliver Gonzalez
>I AINT SPEND ALL MY MONEY FOR THIS MOTHERFUCKER
Still say this all the time
Juan Young
>that opening skit with Eddie as a kid
I got a joke ta tell..
Lucas Richardson
God Eddie Murphys stand up was prolific.
Gabriel Williams
How can a man do what Eddie did and then fall so low?
Seriously, his 2 only specials are perfect.
Carter Brown
He just doesn't give a fuck, he got his money.
Angel Richardson
Hollywood can happen to him. To be fair, he was still a solid actor until the early 90s.
Christopher Parker
ICE CREAM
Daniel Cruz
Do Mr. Rob!
SHUT UP BITCH
Evan Turner
CAUSE YOUR FATHER IS AN AL-CO-HOOOOOLIC
Isaac Rogers
LILLIAN
IS NOT ALLOWED
TO LEAVE THE HOUSE
LILLIAN
IS NOT ALLOWED
TO USE THE PHONE
Jacob Scott
EDDIE MURPHY!
FUCK YOU!
Kayden Jackson
>Nothin from nothin leave nothin... had to do somethin, mothafucka hit ya in the mouth
Based drunk dad lecture
Adam Torres
Aunt Bunny falling down the stairs had me laughing for about three years.
Oh lord Jesus help me lord
bum-ba-da-bum-ba-da-bum-bum-ba-da-bum-ba-da-bum
Oh Jesus save me now lord almighty
bum-ba-da-bum-ba-da-bum-bum-ba-da-bum-ba-da-bum
Oh lord I'm halfway down