Watching movie with a friend

>watching movie with a friend
>he pulls out his phone and looks at it

Should have better taste in movies to share with your "friends" then

>watching movies with anyone else

>watching movie with a friend
>he doesn't shitpost on Sup Forums throughout the whole thing

Don't watch bad movies

>finish a movie
>they don't immediately go to wikipedia

>Shooting heroin between my mom's toes
>She gets mad when I start getting a boner

nice

...

>2.48mb

nah, no thanks

>autism

>watching a movie with parents
>they ask for you to pass them the cover so they can read the blurb while the movie is playing
just fucking why?

>2016
>Having a potato internet connection

Join the first world already. Actually don't, fuck off we're full.

I thought you meant the covers like a blanket and read the blurb was a euphemism for hand stuff at first.

>watching a movie with dad
>look back at him ten minutes into it
>he's asleep
fucking old people I swear to god

>About to watch a movie with a friend
>He pulls out his phone to check the movie score on cancerous site IMDB

Fucking normies.

He had a long day working to keep you fed in chicken tendies and hot pockets you ungrateful little bastard. He doesn't care about your Korean animes, he has a double shift tomorrow so you can get the nuggets shaped like dinosaurs instead of the round ones.

>be really excited about Pacific Rim 2
>tell my brother that they are working on it
>he just keeps staring at his phone
>"oh and the Star Wars guy is in it"
>lets out a "wehh" noise as he enters his room

>watching movie with a friend
>she pulls out my dick and sucks on it
WATCH THE FUCKING FILM YOU PLEB, DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO MIZOGUCHI IS?

>tfw you thought that name was made up

>watching a christian family movie with a friend
>suddenly he starts sucking my dick

jesus no

Your brother is based and you are gay

>try to hug my dad because I feel like I'll regret not doing it once he's gone
>he asks if I'm gay

BTFO

fag

>Watching a movie with a friend
>See the outline of a phone in his pocket

>Bring home girl and have sex with her in my bedroom when I was a junior in high school
>Walking her out see my parents sitting on the couch in the living room at the bottom of the stairs right below my bedroom
>Fuck, they heard me, I'm dead
>Turn around from seeing her out and my dad is standing there with a huge smile on his face
>He says "I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT YOU WERE A FUCKING FAGGOT!" and walks into the kitchen
>Mom sits on the couch shaking her head disapprovingly at me
>Go upstairs and sit in silence thinking about all the times I just now realize my dad was treating me like a homo
>mfw

>she

>>Mom sits on the couch shaking her head disapprovingly at me
so she wanted you to be gay?

>friend wants to go see a movie and asks you to go along
>the movie is shit

Sounds like she lost a bet

>be me sitting on the couch watching Sup Forums
>dad walks up and stands right in front of me wearing only his silk Scooby Doo boxers
>I calmly ask him to go get dressed
>he replies, "what're you gay?"

I have a feeling she did yeah. My mom's weird.

Ahahahahaha!

>watching movie with a friend
>says he has a phone

>dad walks up and stands right in front of me wearing only his silk Scooby Doo boxers

Is this your dad?

>parents guessing the race of the athletic young stud that would pound their son's boypussy into submission
>they think the girl's moaning and screaming are his
>bro dad wants to meet the guy and firmly shake his hand
>turns out it's a girl
son I am dissapoint

>Scooby Doo
that's Charlie the Dog you fucking millenial

wat

That guy reviews Scooby Doo cartoons on his YouTube channel with his boyfriend.

Kek

>tfw I share a film board with plebs like you
/film/ never should have died

>tfw my dad passed last month
>all i wanna do is hug him one last time
do it user, you wont regret it

Even if your dad calls you a faggot and pushes you down and says "YOU EAT FROM THERE" and points to the dog's bowl then starts barking at you? Because that's what my dad does.

>watching movies alone
what are you, somekind of a freak`?

I do that. A lot.

It's just banter m8

underrated

>like dinosaurs instead of the round ones

that's cause Pacific Rim was shit and your brother has good taste

having male friends is gay

>try too suck my dad is cock
>he asks if i'm gay

what the fuck

>not having to be with someone else 24/7 because of crippling insecurity and self-loathing
Yeah what a weirdo amirite?

Having female friends without fugging them is also gay.

>Implying knowing that is a good thing

Fucking faggot

You're out of your element Donny.

Your movie was dull.

>Knowing something that anyone who has posted here for more than a month knows makes you a faggot

You. Go fucking back.

Him and his boyfriend made a video reading Sup Forums comments too you fucking newfaggot, lurk moar.

>Watching a movie with my phone.
>My friend calls me.

>fapping while watching pornkino on my phone
>mom calls

that greentext image combo is straight kino. 9.7/10

who said i wasnt?

>watching movie with a friend
>he pulls out his dick and looks at it

A clue! A clue!

>pulls out dick and start tugging it

uh literally been here 5 years dont know who you're talking about and the whole pose you're taking is BAD

You didn't give him a cheeky handy or blowey joey?

Shit friend you are m8.

>been here 5 years
>Thinks he isn't a newfaggot

Fuck off newfaggot. You weren't even here for LOST.

>watching old reruns of Baywatch with friend
>he gets a boner

>tfw you're the only true ultra oldfag here and remember when half the board was literally Terrence Malick meme threads

>Australia

>Not remembering when the board was Balkispam, Hawkeyespam, and Kristen Bell is our Queen threads

Sheeeeeeeeit.

I WAS ON Sup Forums DURING LOST I AM SORRY

>Balkispam
Forgot about that. We didn't know how good we had it until it was gone.