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celek edition

MIA:Dolphins C Pouncey (hip) could miss Week 1
DEN:Kubiak: Paxton Lynch could start in Week 1
OAK:Mack playing defensive end in Raiders' 4-3
NE:Patriots RT Vollmer (hip) may miss season
NE:Report: Dion Lewis needs 2nd surgery on knee
JAC:Jaguars backfield expected to be 50-50 split
SF:49ers RB Davis backslides with 2 lost fumbles
NO:Michael Thomas takes step back Sat. night
DEN:Broncos feature TE Green in exhibition game
DEN:Devontae Booker runs as Broncos No. 2 back
DEN:Sanchez loses 2 fumbles in 2nd preseason game
IND:Josh Ferguson falling down Colts depth chart

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elite

i made the thread you shitter you're obviously not me

>takes trip off for the OP
>just to be the first faggot to post in it
go back to youtube if you want to be first at things that don't matter

>tfw pessimistic

Cut him some slack, it's the only thing the eagles will ever win.

What the fuck are you doing?

okay anonymous

Name a better NFL quarterback
I'll wait

So is there much to be read into Dak Prescott's impressive early showings, or is this just a case of

>pre-season

So what ever happened to all the Redskins """controversy"""? It seems like it was all anyone wanted to talk about for months, then no one gave a shit.

Is there any chance they change the name or did political correctness finally hit a snag in the road?

>NE:Patriots RT Vollmer (hip) may miss season

there goes our season.

The funny thing is I read the first two sentences and thought "nobody would shut up about a redskins controversy? I know there was a bit of an issue at QB but only redskins fans cared, nobody else was posting about it". It didn't even occur to me that you meant the name until the last sentence.

>NFL is getting rid of the "probable" injury classification this season.

Hmmmm

>no more "the entire patriots roster listed as probable" episodes
about damn time

does anybody ever fall for that anyways?

they're only going off the Christian Right playbook,if you wait long enough the SJWs will forget they ever cared about it and will have already moved onto the next big thing to bitch about.

of course SJW journalists could still steer attention back to it but for now nobody cares

Dak is elite

Fullback Will Tukuafu re-signed with the Seahawks after being let go last year and I thought I'd use this opportunity to share one of my favorite post-Buffalo quotes from Marshawn Lynch.

>"Marshawn makes my job so much easier," Tukuafu said, via 710 AM ESPN Seattle. "He told me the first day I came over here ‘you can do no wrong.’ I was like ‘how do you want me to attack this guy – do you want my head on the outside’ he was like ‘dude, just go hit him. We’re going to race to see who can hit him first, so just try to beat me there.‘ I was like alright, let’s go."

Whatever happened to that """"borderline"""" alchoholic trip that had like 5 different trip names?
Busted for DUI?

sean? fany?

Any Sup Forums leagues up yet?

No, Darth Raider, kept posting in the offseason about being wasted by like noon and being a "borderline alchoholic".

That was me avin a laff

If that's true then you still have to shove a football up your ass if the 49ers win 9+ games, I'm still holding you to it.

>$(ers with a winning record

I'm looking for a league also.

>DEN:Sanchez loses 2 fumbles in 2nd preseason game
Tried to warn you guys.

I have reason to believe the contents of this post are less than truthful.

2 year Bills fan requesting a reality check lecture from an older bills fan as to why I shouldn't get my hopes up after seeing how we've been playing in the preseason. every year I keep thinking that this is our year and this time I dont see any obvious reasons why not

They're called the razor cakes for a reason. They'll look decent, and they always fall short. Buffalo is simply too depressing of a town to ever do anything remarkable.

Also, >Rex Ryan

>preseason

You finished 3rd invite division last year behind an awful jets team and a on juries Patriots team.

If you can't win then you never will.

it's been 17 years since the playoffs, and the last time it was the music city miracle, the cakes always have razors in them.

BOLD PREDICTIONS: HALFWAY THROUGH PRESEASON EDITION

>Your team's prediction
>Your most hated team's prediction
>Miscellaneous

Eagles go 7-8-1
Romo makes it to October
Both Eli and Big Ben will move into the Top 10 of career passing yards.

>wrecks ruin

None of those are bold

who will they tie?

Are you familiar with Tom Brady and Bill Belichick?

>JUST

bengals

Predicting a tie is pretty bold.

Eat up!

predicting the iggs win more games then least year is pretty bold

Overly specific is not bold

Bold predictions?

49ers go 8-8
Rams have a winning season
all of the Cowboys' key starters remain near-perfectly healthy through the whole season and they make the NFCCG.

Dolphins win second place in the AFC East.

I wasn't asking for bold predictions, I was replying to the other guy.

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Yeah, Bengals Week 17

>ties aren't bold
>Romo surviving 2 weeks at a time or more
>Big Ben staying healthy enough to pass for ~3,300 isn't bold-ish.

>oh hey whoops, didn't mean to be misleading
>YEAH FUCK YOU TOO BUDDY
well okay then, have a nice day and hopefully tomorrow someone won't piss in your cheerios.

>Browns sign WR Josh Boyce, who played with RG III in high school

So, is there anyone on the Browns who hasn't played with RGIII?

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Glad he's back. He's a great FB.

Being a top 5 FB doesn't mean much when there are 5 FBs in the league.

>That feeling when you check NESN for some patriots news and you realize you just lost your best tackle for the season, your best RB for half a season and your first team guard for two months

The defense because they've never played football before

>Volmer
>Lewis
>Mason
Good bye season. I am having ptsd flashback to our swiss cheese O-line of last year. At least White is performing fantastically, so we'll have some what of a security blanket. FastJew and Amendola better be fucking healthy.

pls no bully the FB

Seriously though, even they were trying to get a guy (Brandon Cottom) that could play FB and another position, like the majority of the league. Kinda sad

Is clowney elite?

>The #Eagles and former #Lions LB Stephen Tulloch agreed to terms on a 1-year deal worth $3M, source said. $1.75M guaranteed.

Did someone summon me?

Worst kept secret of the past couple weeks. I like it though.

Damn that was quick.

Derek Carr is nothing more than an above-average quarterback at absolute best.

I'm sorry.

That's better than most QB's in the league right now.

Raiders confirmed for superb owl

hes playing in a retarded offensive system.

To be honest he's probably not even above average. He's just better than the shit the Raiders have had for so long.

Well seeing how 2/3 of QBs in the league are back ups, that isn't saying much.

His status among starting QBs is debatable.

Except backups are starters this year.

Go Jaguars

Over/under

Rodgers 39 TDS
Jordy: 11 TDS
Cobb: 9 TDS
Cook 7 TDS

How does that even make things different from any other year?

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i like your thinking frand

yes

He's not above average. Average would be pushing it. The dude simply cannot throw outside the hash marks, has shit placement on touch passes. He started off last year well, but really tanked towards the end. I would not be excited if I were a Raiders fan, despite the ESPN and Sup Forums echo chamber dick sucking.

The dude was absolutely abusing a former first team all pro RT last night, he definitely could be.

under
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How did I do, Sup Forums??
10 man, standard scoring.

QB Philip Rivers
RB Adrian Peterson
RB Latavius Murray
WR Allen Robinson
WR Brandin Cooks
TE Greg Olsen
FLX Jeremy Maclin
DST New England Patriots
K Stephen Gostkowski

Bench
John Brown
Frank Gore
Derrick Henry
Josh Gordon
Tom Brady
Jimmy Graham

>10 man leagues

>reach for kicker
>draft 2 TEs when you got a top tier one
>its ded graham

your roster is paper thin and starters arent overwhelming powerful

I hope you're better at building a wall than you are at building teams.

Who won the NFC North last season, I forget?

these guys

>choked in a cold game against Seattle

Jordy Nelson's ACL

This is literally the biggest choke job in the history of the NFL

Name one bigger

>Chefs

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Wide

Right

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>that holding

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2013 Broncos choked harder than any team in super bowl history, couldn't even score a damn point till garage time

Said the person who has never experienced -30 degree and colder weather.

It is more like the luckiest play of the year, Wilson bumbling his way into a meme broken coverage pass when the offense was anemic all day.

Ponder will win Comeback Player of the Year with the nanners.

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how is that not holding????

əli hasn't made the playoffs in 5 years lol what a defense babby

>slow motion
>no holding realtime
>implying they wouldn't have completed 4th and 5 on the next play anyway
youtube.com/watch?v=n6rOMSMvpZc

Gronk sneezes and gets offensive PI.