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Maisie edition

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I wish I was that dog

thoughts guys?

She is a 10/10

brrrrraaaAAAAPPPFFFF

Danielle Sharp

Me and the gee efff

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*loses 600 dollars on the stock market*

>get an email from mam
>open it
>it's the o rly owl

sake

a e s t h e t i c

wish i was that dog and was then euthanised

looks like thainonce has used up his allowance of permitted noncings

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you got fucking DONE

my dream girl x

Hey Brittany

Nice t-20 game la

Fuck's sake lads, just found out that the working hours for my new job are 8:00am-5:00pm, Monday to Friday. Since when did the 9 to 5 go out of fashion and get replaced by the 8 to 5?

blacked

being barracked harassed by a white cat

Daily reminder that if you wear trainers when not actually exercising or playing sports you're a fucking manchild slob

Grownup shoes are made from leather

wow is this london?
I'd love to live there! so peaceful and diverse!

my dad works 8 til 4

Would you rather get castrated, circumcised, or vasectomied? You have to pick one.

haha mate, you know that means your working day is actually 6am to 6pm

obsessed

chebs?

All three and then take hormones

*gaslights you*

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quality stuff this

Which one?

c-section

>racism

dont do that

>not wearing nikes 24/7
Alri bender.

bit gay

kys

>Wears baggy jeans, oversized button up and overpolished black dress shoes
>thinks he is well dressed

leather shoes like these?

You can wear Nikes without wearing trainers.

>working-class '''''''''''''''''''''''''people'''''''''''''''''''''''''

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Haaiiii Brittany

being a depressed neet is SO boring

Geez, lads, is it just me, or is it awfully hot in here?
*Pulls off his shirt*

That's still just about acceptable.

"Well it says 8 to 5 on your contract, but we expect those who are serious about their career progression to show their extra dedication. Overtime? Of course not.. why would we pay you for doing something that's in YOUR interests?"

>Danielle Sharp
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nice

Want to go back to Japan and climb Mount Fuji so I can kill myself

Yeah. I had about 1000 images of her. Pretty sure I wanked to every one of them. Took me well over a year.

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kek my silly bint housemate did this last year nearly choked to death in when we opened the oven

>black shoes

That's school shootercore

Modern men wear brown leather

nike is dead
adidas is in now

Working class is just a synonym for 'not that bright'..

There is no working class anymore mate. Does anyone under 50 describe themselves as working class who isn't on the dole?

But is it Ad-E-Dass or A-deedass

Ah yes riveting discussion of exercise shoes in this thread

It's times like this when it really hits you that /brit/ is 99% pig disgusting commoners

i stared in the mirror for 15 minutes today

>when a skinny runtboi on /brit/ calls me a paki

lmao wouldn't dare in real life

That's a pretty good observation.

No, they don't.

>pic

if this guy rotate the damn wheel he finna change the rotation of the damn planet

i want to inject his arms with sedation milk

Adidas is literally out everywhere but the UK and America. Nike is yuuuuge everywhere in eastern europe now
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*unexpectedly walks into shot*

*slides a piece of paper edgeways along your arm causing you to immediately lose 6 pints of blood*

Actually, it would only be a pint. A pint is very nearly an armful.

rate me /brit/

Is 23 and 28 too much of an age difference for a couple?

>being into trainers

the lower classes amuse me

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You look exactly how I imagine every American poster on Sup Forums to look

because everywhere else is behind

air max 95s were cool like 10 years ago when grime culture was massive

>muh age difference

no fuck off

me on the left

Is the man or the woman older

Fuck off. Of course not.

Age difference is irrelevant once you're past your teen years.

Who cares if the age gap is six months or fifty years?

rate me /brit/

half your age plus 7
so nah you're fine

You look exactly how I imagine every Irish poster on Sup Forums to look

Grime is massive right now. biggest its been in awhile. skepta and jme and all those guys + drakes bizzare adoption of roadmen fashion

how can an adult male do this
if you have something to say then say it

No I'm 28 and dating a 23 year old myself actually

Half your age plus 7 is the rule

The EU is in no way collapsing. This is a myth of the 20 UKIP MEPs who barely represent their constituent's interests in Brussels. In fact, the EU will be better off without the UK as they can go full speed ahead into superpower mode to counteract the USA, Russia and China. The UK, on the other hand, well, I'll be surprised if they survive Brexit in one piece...

moving to Brentford 2bh

hazrdous
aussie grime

Oh my days.. do you even know who you're speaking to cunt?

oh no the middle class white males are talking about grime again

How dear you

People did not vote to become poorer. If you choose to cancel your membership of a club, you cannot possibly expect to get all the benefits, whilst shirking the obligations. Just try doing it with your gym membership! Brexit is nothing more than an attempt to freeload off others, like some giant pirate ship moored off the coast of Europe. STOP BREXIT NOW!

rate me /brit/

everyone wants what they don't have
middle class kids want a roadman life
working class kids want the heating to be on and a decent meal

r8 me /brit/

is the roadman life standing out the front of a corner shop with puffer vests? Doesnt sound too appealing desu

10/10

work tomorrow
and the day after

then two days off

then work again for 5 days

repeat for 40 years

garden for 20 years

die

How does an office job actually work? How do you know what your tasks are for the day? If you complete them early, do you get to leave early, or do you still have to hang around until 5? Only ever done shift work as a barman before, not looking forward to this change AT ALL.

remember when working class didn't mean dirt poor?

just move abroad lol

wtf i hate brexit now

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Nah it's dressing like a cunt, spending 90% of your money on a Merc and driving around for no apparent reason. Also dealing drugs

how is blair so aesthetic
literally did nothing wrong

Boss gives me work, I do it. I finish at 5pm. If there's no work, I just sit around surfing the internet.

I hazard a guess that I maybe have 5 hours of solid work a week, with 30 hours of sitting around doing fuck all.