13 years old girl fails class for blasphemy

An Israeli girl got an 'F' on an exam because she referred to D-g Almighty in the feminine gender as "she". The exam was in a new subject the Messiahnic minister, Bennet, introduced this year, called "Jewish Identity".
Her essay which made her flunk the class was a prayer for the safety of the IDF soldiers but referred to D-g as a woman since, in her own words, "if God was a woman she wouldn't have sent the soldiers to war in the first place, and even if she did, she wouldn't have taken pride in it."
Please remind me why we're fighting mudslimes again.

feminazi jews into the oven you go

It's annudah shoah

Idk how it works in Leafland but here the conservatives are also halfwit superstitious sheeple.

>if God was a woman she wouldn't have sent the soldiers to war in the first place

God is agender, but if god was a woman the whole universe would collapse on itself

But god is a woman.
How else you explain sudden mood twists and rage?

>Please remind me why we're fighting mudslimes again.
you know the answer shlomo
now go back to

>God is gender-neutral
Prove it.

her thesis is weak shit and deserves an F
women are responsible for every war throughout history

Sometimes I wish there was a militant secularist group in Israel. You'd think the Russians would have made one by now.

You should make one yourself, not count to someone else, shlomo.

Prove it.

>D-g Almight

So, she just said that god is a she? Is that a big thing in your israeli news?

because men dictates it.

>God
>Gender
>Proof
Sexuality and Gender are spooks
Who gives a fuck what gender something has you and i and many others believe in
You dont need prove and shouldnt ask for it because that would break the autismdetector due to critical overload
And you also shouldnt switch the genders up just because its [the current year]
Its her own fault

Kek, stolen

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A radical Palestinian "activist" ex-pallywood director was teaching a class about Palestine, a mythical nation.

"Before class begins you must list out 6 ways in which the Israeli apartheid state has violated the human rights of our people!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, circumcised IDF commando champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the Israel stood up and held up an old papyrus parchment with archaic Hebrew writing.

‘How old is this land deed to my families home in the West Bank?‘

The arrogant professor smirked quite Terrorist-like and smugly replied 'ooooh your illegal occupational government probably gave you it in the last 50 years or so'

'Wrong, it's been 3,000 years since my family got this deed from God almighty"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Peace Not Apartheid. He stormed out of the room crying those muslim crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all registered Likud that day and registered to join the JIDF. An eagle named ‘White Phosphorus‘ flew into the room and perched atop the Israeli flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The Hatikvah was sung several times, and God himself showed up and banished illegal Palestinians from Jewish lands

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He went back to directing fake Israeli atrocity footage and died from one of the pyrotechnics detonating in his hand.

Never forget the 7 million.

kek

thx, might as well post the other parody one I wrote


A sniveling, arrogant, marxist, 1/64th Wakawaka tribe member, green party trained professor was teaching a class on Australian history

"Before class begins I want you to list 5 ways in which Australia has gone downhill since invasion day onward as a result of British imperialism"

At this moment a brave, speedo-wearing, shredded cunt ex-SAS patriot who had bantered 500 Seppos to tears and fully supported every military decision made by Australia stood up and held up his fist

"Ay CUNT what's the name of my fist?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “Oh only kids give their body parts nam-”

"WRONG. His name is Larry the Leb-Leatherer!"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Rabbit Proof Fence. He stormed out of the room crying those leftists crocodile tears. The students applauded and all registered One Nation that day and pledged to join the next riot at Cronulla. The projector malfunctioned and displayed NOICE on the screen in flashing bright letters. An Emu named "Never Forget" trotted into the room and perched on the Australian flag and shed a tear. The class's exchange students from China blew their cover as Chinese agents and tried to flee but were kicked in the face by some sick cunts. Steve Irwin himself showed up alive and well and enacted high-speed broadband across the country

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He overdosed on sniff-sniff a few months later participating in an Aboriginal cultural festival

P.S Stop the boats

women chose the most aggresive male for mate and demands aggression to increase survivability of their offspring

good yahudis

You belong in college, not in the Internet tbqh.

jews getting jew'd

>Tfw secular jews become the new goyim.

Bitch should've gotten stoned. Treacherous cunt.

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DESU Jews cucked us all
First Jesus
Then Muhammad(One of his grandfathers or grandmothers was a jew)