>Its heroine may suffer from short-term memory loss, but it's the viewers who ultimately leave this aquatic adventure braindead. Feeling driven more by commercial exigencies than by vital creative impulses, this 13-years-after follow-up to Pixar's fifth feature serves up enough shards of humor and visual distractions to keep small-fry happy, but for anyone no longer eating crayons and glitter at snack-time, you might be better off finding Dory in the Walmart DVD bargain bucket at Christmas.
Making sequel to finding nemo is weird choice, considering how much time passed and that all those who have seen the first movie is now grown ups who unlikely would watch it.
Noah Watson
Don't worry, Disney will make this review disappear or be drowned out in due time.
Jackson Wood
Am I the only one who thought Dory was the single most annoying thing about Finding Nemo?
Jack Davis
Are reviews starting to appear on RT yet? If not... that's not a good sign. Inside Out's circlejerk started on RT about 2 weeks before its release.
Joshua Mitchell
No.
Lucas Turner
Save us, Brad-sama
Luis Sullivan
Toy Story 3 and MU were tailor made for those who watched the first ones as kids and now are going to college, this one will most likely go for a similar nostalgic angle
Ethan Turner
No, but she's voice by trendy lesbian Ellen Degenerates...er, I mean DEGENERES.
Christopher Lopez
Im sure Disney execs will get that tomato-meter back up to above 90%
Grayson Morgan
>used to work at an oil change place >tv in the waiting room played finding nemo constantly
Aiden Scott
Just like they did with Cars 2 huh
Jacob Barnes
Finding nemo was funny because of the sharks, dentist, crabs, seagulls an the fish in the tank. Not dory
Isaac Watson
yes, exactly.
Evan Walker
B-but muh memes! Muh Ellen!! She was supposed to be the chosen one!!
Kayden Morgan
CLIMBING UP ON MY WIFE'S SON'S HILL
Bentley Diaz
Cars 2 was better than the first in every way.
Jacob Edwards
really makes you think huh
Connor Gutierrez
I know, I actually watched it at the theater
but the shillometer is rotten
Luke Kelly
I'm with you
Carson Diaz
>Sup Forums is about to be wrong, again
Henry Brooks
But Up sucked ass. Like the first 3 minutes was great but anything else? Complete shit.
Aiden Ross
>that excerpt Hmm
Ian Young
thanks for the pic. I now need to update my disney paid off critic list
Lucas Butler
Has Sup Forums EVER been right? Exceptions on obvious shit like Ghostbusters and F4ntastic
Lincoln Rogers
nice meme
Anthony Robinson
is this the face of a nu-male?
Liam Cruz
Everybody agreed that Warcraft would be a major hit despite biased criticism against video game films
Jose Davis
Thats a weird pull quote. I wonder who could be behind this.
Grayson Hall
Nah, it's the face of a man forced to give a Pixar film a good review because his wife's son liked it.
Dominic Johnson
>why we make sequels in the first place >WE
hmmm....
Camden Allen
um no it won't flop, everyone grown with the finding nemo guarantee watching this, it's a classic. Why suddenly so many anti Disney/marvel here on Sup Forums? trying so hard to be a Sup Forumseddti?
Isaiah Myers
>daily reminder Cars 2 had 4 positive and 1 negative to start off before the flood of negative reviews came in
Also >implying critics care about rehashes if Pixar is the one doing it
Let's not forget Toy Story 3 has a 99% on RT.
Sebastian Parker
the Sup Forumseditors are the ones unironically talking about marvel and Disney movies you fucking faggot. you have to go back
Nathaniel Gomez
Disneybot, pls tend to your spellcheck functions.
Carson Robinson
Agree with this. The story was shit. Utterly forgettable.And I don't think an obvious trick of pointing out 'old people die is sad' is clever either. It's emo writing 101
Colton Long
Idk. Why are you shilling so hard for Disney/Marvel? They line your pockets?
Matthew Wright
Thank you for your contribution. 15 cents has been deposited into your MickeyBucks(TM) account.
David Thomas
>Hollywood Reporter >same people to publish 'Anonymous Oscar Ballot' series >same people who have shed light on voters lack of knowledge or general apathy towards animation >same people who have minimized the legitimacy of the 'Best Animated Feature Award' >unafraid to tell truth about Pixar film despite coming backlash
Is there are more based publication?
Gabriel Torres
The first three minutes weren't even that good; just a hamfisted emotional sucker punch.
Anthony Brown
>ham-fisted emotional sucker punch
So no different from the majority of Pixar's recent batch of Oscar-baiting films?
Lucas Johnson
>tfw no MickeyBucks account
Noah Turner
no not at all, all the hater happened after bvs flop. So must be something happened here.
i'm sure they're from Sup Forums they have the same thread but they talk here on Sup Forums
Tyler Ross
>Changing the setting from Australia to California What were they thinking?
Daniel Adams
I'm sure the 5 star hotel and the free iPad didn't hurt, either. Thanks Disney
Dylan Wood
Does she and other people mispronounce her last name on purpose so it sounds like "the generous"?
Isaac Sanders
I would love to see what happens behind the scenes, and how critics are treated by Disney when they have to review a pre screening.
Wyatt Murphy
>The scene where Dory swims through the LA river and gets pricked with a dirty syringe
a little dark for a kids movie, don't you guys think?
Jeremiah Diaz
What are you on about? Toy story 3 was excellent. The only weak installmentr was 2, and that was at least an 80 in my book.
Gabriel Turner
That's what they get for pushing their gay agenda.
Jayden Barnes
>LA River
would be a legitimately interesting and new setting and a good contrast to the first, even for one sequence. of course Disney won't do it because it's not streamlined and polished enough
Hunter Young
Remember when all these shills were saying Inside Out was Pixars best film ever?
Justin Evans
No.
But everyone else thought she was quirky. The problem here is that nobody realized that quirky side characters only work with a buffer.
Without that buffer you realize how bland that character is, more so if you make her the main character.
Blake Wilson
This film is complete garbage. I legitimately do not know how someone over the age of 10 likes it. And I like most Pixar movies.
Christian Cruz
Toy story 3 was nostalgia pandering and "muh deep epic emotional death scenes"
Elijah Moore
It was forgettable as hell. But does Bruce or the other sharks come back?
Matthew Bell
Bullshit.
Toy Story 2 was about an immortal character dealing with his own form of mortality and at the end of it he accepted his fate and learned that it doesn't matter how things end as long as you make the most of life while you can.
Toy Story 3 had to regress Woody's character to being a selfish idiot obsessed with Andy wanting to play with him forever just so they could tell a basic as fuck story and sell more toys and merchandise.
Julian Hall
nah it was perfect conclusion of the trilogy, until Disney wants to milk it more
Noah Phillips
...
Leo Sullivan
This
Andy went from being a normal kid who would eventually outgrow his toys to being some sort of autistic planning on taking his wooden cowboy doll to college with him.
>only the main toys from Toy Story 2 return + those stupid fucking "the claw" things he's held onto for some reason
Eli Gonzalez
Toy Story 3 relates to the kids who watched the toy story the first time, how you need to let go your beautiful childhood memories as a past and grow up.
Connor Rogers
Toy Story 2 ended things perfectly.
Anyone who saw Toy Story 3 and overlooked what a shameless cash grab it was to legitimately think it was going to remain a trilogy is a fucking retard.
Kevin Perez
Which is what Toy Story 2 already did.
The movies were about the toys not about Andy.
David Murphy
Who is this Sup Forums person?
Hudson Kelly
>tfw you share a board with people like this
Jonathan Ramirez
I think he hangs out that piece of shit hacker who calls himself Sup Forums.
Austin Price
Brad is our only hope.
Jayden Nelson
Monsters Inc was that old and the was a Toy Story 2 as well.
Those are not comparable.
Camden Collins
So what's the general consensus on this board's favorite Pixar movie? I know most are kind of shit, but I always was partial to Ratatouille
Jackson Howard
>Andy went from an assumption he'd grow up to actually being portrayed as growing up. Wow, that sounds awful.
Luke Martin
Finding Nemo is 13 years old
Eli Bennett
...
Luke Brown
>chiseled jawline >nu male
quit trying to throw your memes everywhere
Dominic Nguyen
My favorite is The Incredibles by far.
Isaac Long
Pixar is dead. Bury it. Consider this mercy.
Jordan Miller
it begins...
Grayson Rogers
When did Pixar start losing its magic, anyway? I get the feeling it was around the time Lasseter began to focus more on Disney's in-house animation department.
Leave 3D animated kino to me ByronHoward.jpeg ThatRabbit.jpg
Eli Ross
Incredibles for me too. It's like a capes movie done right. The setting, visuals, dialogue, voice acting and story was top notch. Favourite thing about it was it had that kind of 50-60s retro art deco theme, which was cool.
Daniel Johnson
Obviously not enough lesbians and trannies and muslims. Up the quotas!
Eli Morgan
So much cynicism in this thread. Maybe it's a good movie, guys.
Joseph Brooks
Wow, everything Disney buys turns to shit eventually. RIP Marvel and Star Wars.
Kevin Rodriguez
>claiming kids movies are dead sure thing OP, go back to studio ghibli then.
Liam Nelson
I doubt everyone will flock out to see it. Toy Story 3 and Monsters University weren't just well timed to make nostalgia dollars, their themes of leaving your childhood behind, and dealing with entering university reflected what most kids who saw the originals in cinemas were going through at that point in their lives.
But what's the hook here to bring people who loved the original back and make it relevant to them? I loved Finding Nemo as a kid, but what about Dory's story will be relevant to the people my age who saw the original in cinemas? Because from the trailers I don't see it.
Levi Baker
Up was fucking trash aside from the first 5 minutes.
Grayson Hernandez
>tfw Disney is about to ruin a near perfect trilogy with Toy Story 4 next year.
Matthew Diaz
>mommy i just done a meme
Isaac Collins
>implying it's not going to be a 399% RT quadralogy
Parker King
>implying it won't be 398% when based Armond shows up
Andrew Torres
Ratatouille is my favourite too. It feels the least formulaic of Pixar's movies.
Also, nice quints.
Xavier Myers
>the man who made Tomorrowland
this is the best you can come up with?
Gavin Flores
YES YES YES WAR CRAFT WAR CRAFT WAR CRAFT WAR CRAFT WOOWOO
