/got/ general

Silver Prince edition

Azor Jon

Other thread didn't linkback, therefore this is the true thread

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First for naoweetens

So, what's the best teories out there that aren't obvious as fuck like L+R=J

First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.

L+R=D
B+A=J

naoweet baggings

Maisie

L O V E

Aerys + Joanna = Tyrion

Nth for Arya.

Gravedigger = Sandor, basically confirmed
Night Lamp (aka Stannis' Snowbowl plan)
Frey Pies (Wyman Manderly had some Freys killed and baked into pies, which he served at a Bolton feast)
Aegon = Blackfyre

HEY GUYS

NOTICED THAT

LY_A_NNA

+

RH_A_EGAR

=

_A_ZOR _A_HAI JON?

FUCKING POETRY.

>R+L=J
>obvious

sure mate, I bet you have an iq of over 175 too

B+A? Also we've been over this, Dany is too young. Jon and Meera are Lyanna's twins

That's obvious.
Aerys + Joanna = Jaime and Cersei are way better.

Even better:Aerys+Tywin+Joanna=Tyrion
i.e. Tyrion is a chimera.

IT FITS

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>Cersei burns down King's Landing
>and then she walks out of the ashes
AND WHO

FROM THE DUSTY MESA

Tommen wont commit suciide as a lot of you are thinking based on leaks

Cersei will set the sept on fire and Tommen tryng to escape, will jump through a window but will fall to his death, making Cersei the one responsible for his death

When Jaime hear these news, his redemption arc will begin

stop this.

There wouldnt be a single reason why the KG would be at the TOJ if it was just Dany

what lord of the rings fan film is this

nth for maceposting is reddit

Brandon Stark + Ashara Dayne

KG listen to the king, specially if they're his BFFS. If he wants them to protect his daughter they will.

AHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT FUCKING FUCK SHIT CUNT HAHAHAHAHA I'M
LITERALLY
PISSING MYSELF

L M A O
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THIS IS COMEDY GOLD MY FRIEND, I PISSED MYSELF LAUGHING AHAHAHA LITERALLY FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR AND PISSED MYSELF FROM LMAOING SO HARD AT YOUR

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POST FRIEND

XD
LMFAO HAHAHA PISSING IN MY FUCKING MOUTH RAPE MY ASSHOLE HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're ironic shitposting is 1000x worse than his one off spamming

kek

wew

then they should have been in kingslanding then? protecting the prince's daughter and heir?

And no, Dayne, sure is Rhaegar's bff, but the White Bull was ltierally the Ned Stark of the Kings Guard, he is honor personified, he wouldn't abandon the rightful heir (Viserys) as per king's order, unless the true Heir is wtihin that tower

W E W
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L A D
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It boggles my mind how much depth there is in this universe. The countless histories, families, lands, battles, etc. This fat fucker really is committed I envy his work ethic.

This. The dusty mesa poster is autistic as hell

>Jaime killed his own father
pottery
also my favorite theory, it would explain quite a lot of things

Then they should have been in Dragonstone, protecting the King.

THE LOOMING SHADOW GROWS

hey reddit

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no, because Rhaegar knew those kids were not AA. Remember that wa his whoel reason for taking Lyanna, he wanted to bring TPWP into this world.

White bull is also a hightower who are well versed in the occult. Sure babby aegon is rightful heir to Westeros but Dany/Jon are rightful heirs to the whole planet.

what does dusty mesa mean and why is this cuck so triggered by it?

Jon is, not Dany.

if you're going to take Rhaegar's bff into this discussion then Barristan would have told Dany, except Barristan explicitly reminded everyone that Rhaegar is his brother.

>Silver Prince edition

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Embrace the mace

we're gonna rek this place

all up in ya face

on the high sparrow's case

madnuss all i taste

the iron throne's disgraced

but when the mace come thru

/highgarden/ gets embraced

I don't think Barry knew. And hey, if he did then maybe he will tell Dany?

hey there fellow macebro

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It's an
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Maymay originating from the Hearthstone general on /vg/
It depicts a faggot like yourself getting MEMED on and then raped by his own father LMFAO XD

Barry is literally #2 bestfriend.

He'll know.

How anxious you are to see Oldtown becomes full Berserk/Dark Souls demon city?

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(You) can stop now

if barry knew, he would have looked for jon, not dany.

Maybe slightly retarded but who are all the letters?
Lyanna + Raegar = ?
B+A=J leaves me completely clueless, I'm guessing J is Jon?

Yeah we get it user, she looks like the Hunchback
This is a bit of a one-joke thing

Then lets hope the books don't follow the show

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let there be Mace

>post yfw Mace 'the ace' Tyrell 1v1s the mountain

Do people on r/got even watch this show?


Is Stannis shown in a better light in the books?

Lyanna Stark+Rheagar Targaryen =Daenerys

Brandon Stark +Ashara Dayne=Jon Snow

Theres also

Benjen Stark + Lyanna Stark = Jon Snow

It should be noted that seduction and murder is a favoured trick by Osha.

Twice now, we've seen her use seduction as a distraction to attempt to kill a man so she can escape.
The first time, it was an Ironborn guard. Osha lured him in to kiss, then killed him and made her getaway with the Stark boys.
The second time, she planned to seduce Ramsay and kill him, unfortunately Ramsay was prepared and had her killed.

The exception seems to be Theon- Osha seduces him, but never makes any plans to kill him. She just gets him asleep. She wanted to fuck him.

I think we can see from this that women just have an urge to ride Theon's cock, even when they're planning to escape

Damn you Ramsay for taking Theon's sexual prowess away from the world. Women will never forgive you for this.

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Timeline doesn't work.

And Ned would've ended up bringing home the biggest near newborn the North has ever seen considering Jon is 8 to 9 months older than Dany and Lyanna died in 283

>muh eldritch apocalypse

It's amazing seeing that guy suck his own dick as if it wasn't the most predictable shit ever

Lets talk about the least talked-about part of TOJ

How did Ned knew Lyanan was in TOJ? Who was the snitch?

And how come Varys and Littlefigner, two well known and well versed agents of covert affairs never knew about it?

Surely had Varys known he would have supported Jon

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So if he's not going to kill Pycelle and uncle Kevan, what will he do? He's leaving Meereen right?

The characters of Varys and Kevan went to such waste in the show :__;

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>the gods are good

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Mace would eat clegane fucking shits for breakfast

What would happen in a 'all the characters are animated babies' episode of GoT?

brunette sandra

>we've had this technology ten years ago and we should have far better by now
>Sean Bean wanted to return as Ned in a flashback to reveal Jon's parentage
>looks the same as he did young except a bit more wrinkled

Would you have preferred it to Ned "Nowitenz" Patrick Harris? I'm personally a bit glad he didn't return, as I wouldn't want to tarnish his image of Ned with S6 and dual-wielding Arthur and time-traveling Bran etc.

Dany couldn't have been Rhaegar's daughters because of the fact that it would mean that Lyanna conceived Dany while Rhaegar was in trident.

For Jon to be the baby, Lyanna must have been already pregnant while Rhaegar was fighting at the Trident for her to give birth to Jon at TOJ

For Dany to be the baby, Lyanna would have been pregnant 2-3 months BEFORE the trident, except that Dany was born 9 months after it

Stannis lives.
He returns in episode 9 to save Jon's failing assault on Winterfell.
He has a Iron Bank provided sellsword army and some northern forces.
Also dubs.

Can someone please post that bald arya pic?

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I remember reading someone's theory that Varys knew and told Ned

>Also dubs.

Well, it was worth a shot

>stannis
>not well written

MEDIOCRE

And everyone knows Bobby's still alive after faking his death to become a sellsword.

He'll be back for the War against the Walkers after getting strong and buff again

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I'm sure the quasimodo spammer will post it

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Fucking HOW

CIA's debt

Why did Saul the Mourning think Nowit Henz was called Nowit Biggins?

That is the shittiest theory I have ever seen. If Stannis is alive (he is) there has to be a good reason why Brienne is lying about it.

ugh I think /got/ is too autistic and summer to lurk in anymore.

Ashara Dayne.

Which is why Ned brought the sword back to them

wow this thread is really sad

Requesting that image of "man beats his girlfriend so hard she looks like Arya Stark".