Hi, Sup Forums. What're you up to?

Hi, Sup Forums. What're you up to?

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you don't wanna know OP

I'm trying to find an easy recipe I can make to impress friends at a barbecue tomorrow
I'm thinking of
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wait a goddamn minute.

im going to a barbecue tomorrow.

tim?!

Bartholomew!?

shit dude, i didn't know you go on Sup Forums! im so stoked for this barbecue/gangbang tomorrow!

Golly gosh I'm sure it'll be swell! Almost as swell as my dragon strap-on so I can have TWO WIENERS!

I think my invitation must have gotten lost in the mail, because this is the first I'm hearing about any barbeque!

But you got the invitation to the gangbang, right? Even if you miss the brats and hotdogs, there's plenty of sausage to go around ;))))))

No, I didn't. Was it lost in the mail or do y'all just not like me?

i just hope your cornbread isnt as bad as that DISASTROUS excuse for potato salad you brought last year! oh my god it was bad! it was such a bad potato salad i almost didnt even want to toss your salad
ALMOST

Oh wait is this kevin? Shit I forgot. You can't come because of what you did last year. Sorry

greg nobody fucking likes you. we get ot. you contribute to NPR. we've heard it A MILLION TIMES.

plus your asshole is too loose it's like fucking air

oh damn i thought it was greg. my bad kevin

Yeah that jello tuna thing was the worst. I mean even if we weren't eating it out of his butt it would still need more salt

so is nobody gonna congratulate me for knowing the seinfeld scene, or.......

I SAID I was sorry! At least I didn't do what Jeff did two years ago! Did you ever manage to clean those stains out?

WOULD YOU SHUT UP WE'RE HAVING A GAY BARBECUE

pick up the phone, user! PICKITUP!

No. That loincloth was fucking ruined. I ended up burning it because the steam cleaner refused to smell it. I asked him like three times and he was a dick about it

im just saying, the joke was getting kinda played out, but no one acknowledged my excellent response to op...and....i dunno, nevermind....... :/

How can this be the gayest post in the thread

you fell short of excellence by not including a picture

my nigga

>TOPKEK