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'nime

leafs out

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TOP advisor to president Toilet Bog Fart

Anime

arse poo willy

cock is so hard it hurts

looks aryan to me

Anybody else from Sup Forums here?

>Trump

who?

FOF (fuck off frog)

America's first white president this decade

FOW

pics PLEASE

Corner of my mouth's gone numb. Waiting for incoming stroke.

Wonderful weather we're having

*exposes you*

new order is the best band to listen to when stoned

the gf just sent me this, how do I respond?

Literally no one remembers Craven now lad. It's all normies with their Tinder and Googlebox from here on out.

Sky living is going to be getting Twin Peaks S3 when it airs.

Good times lads.

Sup Forums is garbage desu senpai

Hello.

alri pierre

no respect if you

use reddit
use reddit flags
have any piercings or tattoos
don't lift
don't eat meat
don't take drugs
don't wank to facebook pictures
don't rub your nipples when wanking
don't read at least 2 books a month
watch anime
wouldn't consider buying a fleshlight
listen to asian pop music
listen to grime
watch lesbian porn
unironically watch hollywood films
unironically believe IQ is not linked to race
can't grow a beard
don't support your local team
use the terms rorke, rasheed or kek

Alright?

Wakabaka is the best Vividred.

That's not The National lad

all me

hid this post pronto

imagine if the internet just stopped working. everything would collapse. for a while.

>tfw I threw out all my CDs and have only used Spotify for the last 5+ years

Manchester City have now scored as many goals in English football at the London Stadium as West Ham managed in their first four months here

gave up trying to get my license after i failed my theory for the 9th time

>commons backs Brexit bill
>Stirling value rises

Don't really understand economics

Try not being a mong

>i failed my theory for the 9th time

yeah, mental how the chippies fryers would stop working because they run on internet now instead of electricity

toilet bog fart, 45th poosident of the poonited sharts of arsemerica

>failed my theory for the 9th time

Keep going out each night to go to a student bar alone but never actually enter the building

I'm not sure whether it's because I don't have the balls to go to a bar solo or because I simply don't want to and I should just find potential friendships elsewhere

>chippies
its chipper you fucking moron

tybCorbyn

the hazard perception test is a proven scam

>have 150+GB of music and 2+TB of films and anime downloaded
I'll be 'right

You are obviously not trying whatsoever mate

Why waste the money paying for an exam when you aren't even going to revise for it

if dubs I won't kill myself

what was your theory?

I passed first time, last year. I watched a single youtube video on the subject beforehand

You're a danger to society and I'm glad you've quit

After I've listened to a song a few times I can just listen to it in my head whenever I want. Spotify is a waste of money 2bh

>no respect if you
>use reddit
>don't rub your nipples when wanking
>don't read at least 2 books a month
>listen to grime
>can't grow a beard
>use the terms rorke, rasheed
all me

What the fuck kind of doubles were these?

if dubs you won't kill yourself and you'll give £10 to cancer research

>anime
Tried watching Lucky Star once

Enjoyed the dynamic between the Lucky Channel hosts, that was pretty fun to watch

Found the rest of the show tedious

Why watch cartoons about little girls in school?

>After I've listened to a song a few times I can just listen to it in my head whenever I want. Spotify is a waste of money 2bh

Periscope it

dubs and I'll suck a fat cock on cam for /brit/

Allow me to assist you

evolution

imagine being this guy

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillaume_Le_Gentil

He was part of the international collaborative project organized by Mikhail Lomonosov to measure the distance to the Sun, by observing the transit of Venus at different points on the earth.

By the time it finally got close to Pondicherry, the captain learned that the British had occupied the city, so the frigate was obliged to return to Isle de France. When 6 June came the sky was clear, but the ship was still at sea, and he could not take astronomical observations with the vessel rolling about.

After having come this far, he thought he might as well await the next transit of Venus, which would come in another eight years

At last, the day in question (4 June 1769) arrived, but although the mornings in the preceding month had all been lovely, on this day the sky became overcast, and Le Gentil saw nothing. The misfortune drove him to the brink of insanity, but at last he recovered enough strength to return to France.

He finally arrived in Paris in October 1771, having been away for eleven years, only to find that he had been declared legally dead and been replaced in the Royal Academy of Sciences. His wife had remarried, and all his relatives had "enthusiastically plundered his estate"

The theory of the blade

if trips you live

w-wait, youre not actually telling me, you all passed the hazard perception test first time?

Lucky Star is shit, watch K-ON

>watching Lucky Star as your first anime

You need to be pretty weeby already to like it desu

gf just sent me this

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Your bf here, come to bed honeycup. I've got a giant dick here waiting for you

uncertainty reduces confidence

i strugged a lot at first but i practiced so yes i did
you're just lazy

VAPID
ROASTY
WHORE

K-On is shit, watch Yuri Yuri

sauce?

Wow

of course we did, it's fucking easy

just click whenever you see something move, then click again when it gets in your way

You won't get top marks but you'll definitely pass every scenario

>taking a photo of oneself whilst pretending that the only reason you're taking the picture is because of something else in the frame

Ah yes, I never tire of this meme ladies.

need a slow sloppy BJ from ASMR darling

i've never seen the stars properly

first anime i watched was Sailor Moon when i was a wee lad

next was Akazukin Chacha which still remains my favourite anime to this day

im not fucking lazy. i tried that fucking thing NINE FUCKING TIMES and FAILED MISERABLY EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ATTEMPT

what the FUCK kind of superhumans are you people to pass that blatant GOVERNMENT SCAM TEST FIRST TIME

well take a look whilst you can

Yuru Yuri is shit, watch Non Non Biyori

You'll be seeing plenty of stars when I sucker punch you.

Didn't pass first time because I didn't practice for the overall test

Passed the second time ezpz

REVISE AND YOU WON'T GO WRONG NIGGA

16 year olds can do this m8. the fuck is wrong with you

slept outside in the arizona desert and it was mental

r8 my brew

hello normoid

>Non Non Biyori
here, also have seen that before
Wonderful, wonderful soundtrack but so very boring

skyrim was shit

>anime

did not

waheyyyy

do what now

>Flag
No thanks rather wouldn't fuck it up

waheyyyy

hello r.eddit

Saw that cute girl again for a split second today

I'd ask her out but I only get to see her at half past 8 in the morning and nobody is in the mood to be asked out at that time.

K-On! is pleb tier, so is YY

Well course it is by today's standards, it was released five and a half years ago