How to immediately tell if a movie will be a shitfest

>inspired by true events

Name 9 flicks and 12 kinos

>produced by the same people who produced...

if there are 3 cliches in a row in the beginning of the film

>Trailer for horror movie
>Children's lullaby music plays

>from the producer of Paranormal, Insidious and Sinister

>Directed By James Wan

I am starting to understand Sup Forums is retarded about what genres are.

What does that even mean?

>Sup Forums is retarded
FTFY

Its a remake

-characters have been gender swapped

-characters have been race swapped

Heavy use of CGI

Straight white male gentile lead

>female lead and it was made after 2008

An "Urban" retelling of a classic story.

Inspired by true events?

Goodfellas?

>It's capeshit

Didn't people like the Romeo and Juliet movie?

I don't know if it's any good. I didn't really watch it.

Goodfellas was a real story. Not inspired by.

>from the studio that brought you ______
>from the producers of _____

West Side Story is a good movie but it's not really a remake of Romeo and Juliet like is often claimed. It pretty much has nothing in common with R&J except that it features a forbidden love between members of rival factions. That's pretty much the only real parallel.

but Bloodsport was awesome.

I think he was talking about that crappy "Romeo + Juliet" movie with DeCaprio.

Indeed I was.

I thought it was liked by critics and public alike.

I think Teenagers liked it.

>it's a "comedy" about two blonde women, one significantly older than the other, who do nothing but gossip about stupid bullshit the entire movie

>Marvel Studios
>DC Comics