Read up on scandinavian (aka swedish) history and you'll see that danes were always the jews of scandinavia, never contributing to anything but rather getting their way by leeching of stronger and more relevant countries to get their will acccross, mainly their eternal alliance with russia
Fuck you Danes
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>t. immigrant from Denmark who had his valuables taken from him by the government and expelled to Sweden for swindling with our welfare system
Swedes are the jews. Danes are niggers
Are danes this selfloathing? I hope so
Very good, Denmark. We taught you well I see.
No, you are the niggers of swedish history. Don't lie
I hate swedes, but I hate Danes more.
Fuck Danes
>this selfloathing
>non selfloathing post
Everyone hates Denmark, the whole Nordic hates them and anyone living outside the Nordic doesn't care about them at all.
Fuck them
yes hello is this the denmark love thread?
I thought you were refering to me as a dane
Sverige kontrollerede aldrig hele Norden. Kom igen en anden dag, Kalle Jönsson.
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Och Norska unionen
>mobelfolket
Danes don't call each other immigrants
you are fucking tiny little countries with less than 10 million population, how can you have such stupid complexes with each other?
Dåligt argument, glöm inte att vi är anledningen för att hela Norden blev protestantisk
How can your country be in a position to regularly post on Sup Forums, there was a war. Which to my knowledge is still going on right?
Hvem er Hans Tausen?
>5.6
...
hello u spek wit toth
past dis is spen lov tr
ead
>Vem är Gustav Vasa
>Vem var det som stödde protestanter i erfar tronföljdskrig
what is this named
>m-muh history!
Hah! 100 years from now, people are gonna still gonna post Sweden YES threads on /his/. Get fucked.
www.ifitweremyhome.com
here you gobro
Are you seriously retarded,
>flag
Wait of course you are.
We are beginning to uncuck ourself, we will uncuck ourselves the following 10 years and definiticely the next 100 years
thanks mate
Stop fighting your brethren
Yup
>Colombia 50 million people
>All of Scandanavia 30 million people
Colombia should crush Scandinavia.
Danes could barely rule Scandinavia when both norway and sweden gave them their thrones, that's pretty sad desu.
Americans can't even sit on a throne due to overweight
>Muh vi uncucker os selv
At være svensk er at befinde sig i en vedvarende tilstand af delirium.
Here is the proof on that claim
STORBRITANNIEN ELSKER DANMARK
>air passengers
Still pretty amusing photo Johannesson
>air passengers
What's wrong about that? Isn't that the correct form, Mikelsen?
When I read it, I imagined a new species of humans filled up with air.
>autism.jpg
Sorry, I forgot that most of the posters here have mental issues.
whoa calm down party animal :DDDD
Denmark pls pay reparations
>can't prove me wrong
>can only respond with fat jokes
You disappoint me Holger.
Fuck Danes and Swedes alike.
It's like a never-ending cancer.
>I hate swedes
Why? We've never done anything bad to you. Is it because we didn't liberate you from Denmark's grip when we freed Norway? I'm sorry :(
reparations for what?
denmark is the ancestral homeland of brits
>t. oil Jew that kidnaps children
What are you gonna do about it? Nuke us?
most of Anglia is german now tho
Kill yourself, you rapebaby cucklord.
I wouldn't mind being kidnapped by Norwegians if i was a kid.
i like denmark
>expecting me to prove you wrong
Smith pls, this is a Danish hate thread after all
not just anglia
these are the three main tribes that made up the anglosaxon race
>mfw denmark shat out the eternal anglo
It's time for you to pay for our crimes.
Makes sense now that I think about it.
what did we ever do to you?
>be Norwegian
>muh Mountains
>muh Oil
>muh Progress
But have you accomplished anything huge?
>did I mention the mountains?
>OH OH! and the fjords! Shiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeet
>norway is the scotland to denmark's england
really makes you think
>Replaced our nobles at the end of the black death to force the country into a union
>Gave away the Shetlands and Orkney islands because you couldn't pay your debt
>Disallowed any form of proper education/"higher" culture to develop in Norway
>Endless wars with Sweden which cost Norway a lot of territory
>Often starved Norway, Iceland, Faroe Islands and Greenland
>Never bothered to protect any of said territories (leading to raids on particularly Faroe Islands and Iceland)
>Kept Norwegian territories of Iceland, Greenland and Faroe Islands
Don't they teach you history in Denmark, or have you all conveniently "forgotten"?
wow you sure showed me
>lego
>pig farming
>...windmills?
they're pretty cool, albeit a little slow but being mountain dwelling monkeys will do that to you
cmon now lets forgive and forget, it was such a long time ago my friend :)
3 steps ahead of you mountain dweller
But let's not forget that you were their willing little puppies throughout the whole thing. After you gained independence you put a Danish prince on your throne.
You're not so much the offended party as much as you are just the bottom bitch of Denmark, always siding with then against us.
Fuck you Norway.
Yeah okay, Call them tiny little countries when 5% of Bogota doesn't have running water.
norway really took it like a good girl, as you should have sweden, maybe then we wouldn't have let 10.000 refugees walk in and enrich you.
fuck offfffffffffff
> to force the country into a union
We were never forced unto a union with denmark. The thing with royal families is that they grow unto each other, making kings who inherits mutiple kingdoms. The kingdoms was pushed together to counteract the german hanseatic league. Since denmark is more central and closer to Europe then Norway, power concentrated itself there.
Why should we take anything from you except for your battle standards after winning battle after battle against you :)?
Danish concessions to Sweden;
Skåne
Halland
Blekinge
Gotland
Bohuslän(ripped from Denmark-Norway)
Jämtland(ripped from Denmark-Norway)
If Norway's a willing little buttslut, you're the girl who constantly gets raped behind the shed.
bare vent din svenske satan..
>The thing with royal families is that they grow unto each other, making kings who inherits multiple kingdoms
pretty sure your king is somewhere in our line of succession
which i think means denmark's is in there somewhere too
>it's a Scandinavians fight amongst themselves thread
My favorite
To be fair, Denmark really shouldn't be counted as a Scandinavian country any more. They do not own any land at all on the Scandinavian peninsula.
True. However if you define Scandinavians by ethnicity and culture they're a lot more Nordic than Sweden is now
to everybody in this thread
FUCK All YA'LL!
DENMARK FOREVER!
>Swedish cuck's are horrible, but it is the Norwegians who is the real enemy.
>Fuck Norway, and it's faggot ass next door country
I don't hate Denmark, nor the Danes.
I just hate the Danes who come to Norway. Without exception, every single one of them has been a self-absorbed, stuck-up cunt who thinks he's god's gift to everything.
Shut the fuck up, your rich'ass'faggot
>if there are anybody who is stuck up cunts, - then it would be ya shitty peace of a nation
Pajeet get out, this is a Nordic only thread
>"no, YOU're dumb!", the post
>poor English
JJJJEEEGGGG EEELLLSSSKKKEEERRR DDDAAANNNMMMAAARRRKKKKKKKKKKKKK
SSSSAAAATTTTMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Then what are you doing here?
You all scandies are shit, period.
/thread
Don't know enough about Denmark to hate them
How are they on rapefugees
the eternal anglo is celt like the irish and the scots
the whole "anglo-saxon" is a bunch of horse-shit meme so the brits dont feel like the uncivilized savages that they are descended from
there is literally no such thing as celt
and yes, most britons have some scot/irish/etc in their heritage, but they aren't pure """"celt""""
most brits are mix of anglo/irish/scot/norse
we're a mutt nation, but it's not like this is news
and the term anglo isn't strictly exclusive to genetics, it's basically a catchall term for anything british
I despise denmark with every fiber of my being!
I visited Denmark last year. They seemed to be quite chilled out and easygoing people. Idk what you're taking about OP.
I love Denmark.
*beats op up*
>claims to be tolerant and love all cultures
>except Denmark, fuck Denmark
What did Sven mean by this?
>claims to be tolerant and love all cultures
>except USA, fuck USA
What did Trudeau mean by this?
Canadians love America though
Denmark
>redpilled
>anti-immigration
>pro-trump
Sweden
>cuck
>feminist
>autistic
Well we don't like USA
awww du er da sod
Much love for Denmark.
i was watching a documentary about how Denmark stole Greenland from us last week. Made me very sad and angry.
Fuck you Denmark
This. Swedes are cucks and socialists, but at least they don't tread on Canadian clay. Those Danes can fuck off, Hans island is full
so much this
swedes might be cucks
danes might be indred mongrel german
norwegians might be mountain monkeys who's only defining feature is that they're not danes
but at least we're not fins
The Angles evolved into the North Frisians, which are still alive today, although they're in the process of being replaced by germans.
They were the guys who brough christianity to Denmark though.