What are your favorite Anakin Skywalker lines?

What are your favorite Anakin Skywalker lines?

>AND I SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE ANIMALS

RAAAAAAAH HATE YOU

Now this is what I call podracing!

RAAAAAAAH I HATE YOU
btw give this lightsaber to my son, my good friend

I don't like sand. It's course and rough and irritating. And it gets everywhere.

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Are you an angel?

What is that expression trying to convey?

WhataviDONE?

I'm a person, and my name is Anakin!

unironically

>it's ok to slaughter animals

no he meant how animals ARE GETTING slaughtered
nice bait

POD RACING IS COOL

I like to pod race

I'll try spinning, that's a good trick.

thinking of getting veneers tbH

He did exactly what Lucas wanted. Think about that.

From my pov the jedi are evil

You underestimate my power

I wish that I could just wish my feelings away!

Iktf tho

I heard you last night

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

This both of these

aint no nigga on harlem makin' uzi's!!!

"Sand gets in every crack. And I mean EVERY crack."

what did he mean by this?

that he can't wait for the ghostbusters reboot

IF YOU'RE NOT WITH ME, THEN YOU'RE MY ENEMY

this is also my favorite you sir are a true patrician

THIS MAY SOUND ABSOLUTIST BUT ONLY A SITH DEALS IN ABSOLUTES!

AHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME SHEEV

This is where the fun begins.

GIVE MY LIGHTSABER TO MY SOOOOOOON

take off my helmet, i want to see you with my own eyes

TELL ME ABOUT VADER

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?!

YIPPEEEEE

Something like you aren't rough like sand but smooth like glass or whatever.

It was pretty bad.

No you bleb

>"Help me take this... Mask off"
"But you will die"
>"Nothing...can stop that now... Just this once...let me...look on you with my OWN eyes."

TELL HIM I WAS A GOOD FRIEND

GIVE MY LIGHTSABER TO MY SON WHEN HE COMES OF AGE AHHHHHHHHHH

Cuhrooscant?

I hate sand

for you

Anakin did nothing wrong.

OBI WAN DID YOU FUCK PADME

OBI WAN DID YOU FUCK MY WIFE

I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>You are so…beautiful.
>It’s only because I’m so in love.
>No. No, it’s because I’m so in love with you.
>Then love has blinded you?
>Well…that’s not exactly what I meant.
>But it’s probably true.

>Padmé, the Jews are tearing us, democracy - even the Republic apart! I had to do it. I slaughtered them all! Like animals!

How did George Lucas get away with such a strong line?

That part cracks me the fuck up every time I rewatch Revenge of the Sith. They're such awkward fucks.

He married a black woman

THEYRE LIKE ANIMALS
AND I SLAUGHTERED THEM
LIKE ANIMALS

So the marriage was political? By having a black wife he would escape all criticisms, even to the extent of adding in anti-Semitic dialogue?

ANIMALS THE LOT OF THEM AND I CUT THEM GOOD WITH ME LASERSABER

BRAVO LUCAS
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CUT!

powerful dialogue

this

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE EVIL

the contrarians of Sup Forums defend this shit

Personal fave:

YOU WILL TRY

Say what you want about Hayden, but he rolled around in a grassy field with prime Hershlag, feeling every contour of her body and having her mounted upon his lap for hours on end. He also smelt her hair.

YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER FROM ME

not only that but they dated so he most likely banged her as well, I could take all the hate in the universe for that.

god, Is that schumer?

G R O S S
R
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S
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Why is Hershlag so lovely?

Same desu

Oh Yess, ALL OF IT!!!!

i saved it because gore doesn't get replies anymore

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>when you nut and she keep suckin

You underestimate my pahwurrrrrr

Classical beauty lad

M A D M A N
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IF YOURE NOT WITH ME..... THEN YOU'RE MY ENEMY

I mean in another way it is just another layer of poetry by Lucas, since Vader is supposed to be hated. Thus completely the cycle of hatred in real life.

Did George Lucas talk like this to his lover?

Is that Star Burns on the right?

Sounds like he was full on autismo when dealing with his wife.

>I wish I could just wish upon a star

YOUR ANGER AND LUST FOR POWER HAVE ALREADY DONE THAT

FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON ME. FOOL ME TWICE.... ERRR. AND. AND. AND YOU WON'T FOOL ME AGAIN.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

>you're a Jedi too?! Pleased to meet you!
This is the first thing anakin says to obi Juan and it's quite a cute moment.

>podracing

Anyone else feel bad for Hayden? I don't see why he gets so much hate. It wasn't his fault. He wasn't responsible for the shit writing or the shit directing or whatever takes they ended up using. I'm probably in the minority but i'd love if he came back in one of the new films and redeemed himself.

>I don't fear you!
>Then you will die braver than most.

Say what you will about Rebels, it's still better than the prequels.

>complete lies, the post.

The line implies that the way animals are slaughtered is cruel and therefore the way he slaughtered them was cruel.

Bud he made quite a bit of money from Star Wars, owns a farm, is married to a rocket...he's probably fine

does this count?

>Films that Lucas put his heart and soul into
>Comarable to Disney cashgrabs made to earn more shekels

I hope he gets another chance too

I know he got Bilson but it always felt like he could do more.

Yeah i'd like to see him in a serious detective movie like Prisoners or Zodiac...or something

>Tell your sister... you were right. You were right about me.

Considering most people think Glass role was his best one supports your idea, he does grey characters well

Obi wans gonna kill me

I hate sand

Googled his work, surprised didn't know he was in Goosebumps(Night of The Living Dummy 3).

I liked him as Anakin so whatever.

I miss him already

YOU'RE WITH ME

YOU BROUGHT ME HERE TO KILL ME

Do Darth Vader quotes count?
>your sissstah...
>join me and we can overthrow the emperor and rule the galaxy as father and son! (Sounds like a good deal honestly)
>when we last met I was but a leaner, now I am the mastah

Guys I really miss Sheev and Obi Wan posting. Why do the janitors have to ruin all the fucking fun on this board? RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAH HATE THEM!!!

I'll be honest if I could join The Empire as a buckethead I would, get bitchin uniforms, friends, and take your daughter to work day.

>I had friends on that deathstar...

Youngling: Master Skywalker, there are too many of them, what are we going to do?
Anakin:*pwish*