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Greg Maddux 2.0 edition

get yer own fuckin scores and headlines

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Ty Cobb was an asswipe

elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John
old/fat

>not Mark Prior 2.0 Edition

old/fat will get them to the playoffs

who is it? why is he dressed like moron?

You're right. We need to stop being on the wrong side of history here.

#saynotoracism
#imwithher

Jason Bay's retarded brother

hahahaha no
>old/fat will show them the way to the all you can eat buffet

>going to get traded to another team, spend a good majority of his career there and win a ring, and then come back for a pity reunion
lol

Who else /monsterdong/

>Kyle Christian Hendricks (born December 7, 1989) is an American professional baseball pitcher for the Chicago Cubs of Major League Baseball (MLB). He is listed at 6'3 and 190 lb. He throws and bats right-handed.
There's no way this can be right. He's so goddamn skinny.

6'3" 190 is pretty skinny.

Royals next few series
>3 game series with Marlins (possible sweep, hopefully easy games)
>3 game series with Boston (Sweep probably isn't happening so taking 2 of the 3 would boost KC further and taking wins away from Boston
>3 game series with the Yankees at home (same with Boston except winning against the yankees barring total fuck ups with Boston/Marlins moving KC further up leaving the yankees down out of the running should be easier since its at kauffman)
>3 game series with Detroit at home
One again it's at Kauffman so winning the series is important, homefield hopefully letting the royals sweep them.

The next 4 series the royals need to win to make post season.

After the next 4 series it's an easy ride to post season. if KC can just win the next 4.

>Pic related, KCs schedule past the next detriot series
Literally the easiest road to post season anyone in the wildcard race has left
>2 twins series left
>2 whos series left after the next 4 series

Teams KC in recent years have been doing amazing against. Barring major injuries the Kansas City royals are making post season in 2016.

6'5" skeleton here

I'm 200 lbs and I still look fresh out of auschwitz

When are people going to realize that "free wins" don't fucking exist in baseball. Literally every team is capable of sweeping every other team.

Royals I point you to these reasons in the post below.

Has SecondHalfHammel finally arrived? Or was today just lolCoors?

game series with Marlins (possible sweep, hopefully easy games)
The Marlins aren't shit this year senpai, 2 of 3 is possible but a sweep is a bit much

game series with Boston (Sweep probably isn't happening so taking 2 of the 3 would boost KC further and taking wins away from Boston
Depends on how bombston pitching goes, but I doubt you'll take 2 of 3 from them, could happen if their pitching shits the bed though

game series with the Yankees at home (same with Boston except winning against the yankees barring total fuck ups with Boston/Marlins moving KC further up leaving the yankees down out of the running should be easier since its at kauffman)
Sweep is infinitely more likely with these guys than it is with the Marlins

game series with Detroit at home
Complete toss up if you ask me.

>Adam Rubin
>ESPN Staff Writer


>Darryl Strawberry is very concerned about Dwight Gooden. Strawberry tells the Daily News: "He's a complete junkie-addict. I've been trying behind the scenes to talk to him and get him to go for help, but he won't listen. He thinks he can manipulate and BS his way through everything. His son called me to beg me to help his dad before he dies. … The condition Doc is in, it's bad, it's horrible. It's like cocaine poison. I feel like I've got to get it out there because nobody else is doing anything to help him, and it might be the only way to stop him."

Doc is going to die fellas

I'm being hopeful my man.

Really winning the next 4 series is the important part, and Boston will be the toughest, past that the rest of the calender is fairly easy, having 4 series shared between the twins and white sox.

Kek

Funniest post I've seen all day, thanks for sharing fampai

There is no such thing as free wins
Best case realistic scenario for the royals:
2/3 Marlins
1/3 Boston
3/3 Yankees
?/3 Detoilet

Is this why there's no Brewers posters?

wtf I hate whites now

What, is Wisconsin range banned or something?

Which team do you support? Cool to have a Norwegian badeball fan.

that's goat asswipe to you

Straw is too, pfam. Straw is, too. I hope Straw goes first.

The bombston games are also probably the most important as they are a bubble WC team, so you'll need those.

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obsessed

I have no idea. I'm visiting Milwaukee this weekend and tried posting but got this. Turned of wi-fi and it worked.

You could tell at the end of the 30 for 30 they did about them that he was still hooked.

He just had the mannerisms and awkward shiftiness of a druggie.

It's also going to make for some interesting baseball so I can't wait to watch even if it means my post season dreams being tarnished.

Also, pic related, I wonder if the royals were to take the wildcard spot from under detroit what Nohs would shitpost :^)

Hey guys, I'm about to get pic related from AliExpress.

Choices are (and are ONLY):
>JBJ #25
>Christian Vazquez rookie #55

Dubs or last two digits 25/55 decide which one.

Were you at a public place like a hotel or something? Pretty likely that just that IP address or IP range was banned

The problem with this is that it is entirely based on a hot hands fallacy and it relies ENTIRELY on every other team failing while the Royals succeed. Where are the Royals right now in the race, 4GB behind WC2?
>"easy" roads to post-season
Silly, silly meme.

>tfw Manfred will never turn into Mario

Gay as fuck tbqh.

M's fan here

can we kill Aoki?

>there is only just over one month of regular season baseball left

tigers fans know this feel

>the board will be swamped by /nfl/ gamethreads and shitposting instead of /mlb/ gamethreads and shitposting again

Bartender's fault for giving up two dingers to the fucking boors

can a praying mantis be taught to play first base?

im gonna go to the store fro 20 minutes to buy some gatorade and chips, am i going to miss anything?

jbj

>there are only 4 months left in the year 2016

BOOM
first reply nails it with >dubs. JBJ it is.

We have Smoakkkkk for two more years and a mantis can only live for 4-6 months. No escape.

>you now realize you are getting older than most of the young stars in the league, maybe even some veterans

teach your mantis to work in relief during high leverage situations

>turn on MLB network
>hardball is on
>watch movie from start to finish
>go on a feels trip at the end.
Anyone know this feel?

Hotel currently so that might be the reason

We should've put in Goins for relief desu

You should release him. His skill right now is Goins, Goins, Gone

>Giants

>pitcher pitches well
>offense nonexistent

seems like standard giants baseball to me

>mets and royals are both 4.5 out of the wild card

post ur theoretical lineup for 2020 olympic baseball if pros go

1. Bradley Jr (LF)
2. Seager (SS)
3. Trout (CF)
4. Harper (RF)
5. Rizzo (1B)
6. Bryant (3B)
7. Posey (C)
8. Murphy (2B)
9. Pitcher

Starters

Kershaw
Arrieta
Syndegaard

>Harper

Not really. I saw it was on and I got feels because I had it on VHS as a kid and used to watch it pretty often, but I didn't watch it today

Fine Judge then

C: Thaiss
1B: Freeman
2B: Murphy
SS: Crawford
3B: Bryant
LF: Judge
CF: Trout
RF: Harper

Kershit
Fernandez
Syndergaard
Bumgarner

idk im just memeing here

Well its fucking impossible to predict 4 years from now I was just going based on now

>click the street signs
>its american flag and state of ohio flag

>tfw starting school tomorrow

Should be my last semester of actual classes for a while. Spring is student teaching for me. Gonna be fun (and distracting) watching my Cubbies play into October.

Any other bros starting / already started?

i start late, week and a half from now

Where FRISC0 @ tho?
LAMO

has syndergaard cracked your top 50 yet you stupid salty fuck
you know what, I don't even care

Start next Monday

Go Cubs

Next week.

Probably the same place where were you at the past couple of days.

>JINT.5

>watching my Cubbies play into October.
Game 5 of NLDS is October 15, best case scenario they only make it halfway through October

See ya Tuesday perennial first rounders

I think u mean perennial first placers... when's the last time the dodgers even lost the division????

Well they've only finished first in the division 7 times in the past 27 years, and they've made 6 first round exits in the playoffs so it's pretty close

When's the last time the Dodgers even won two playoff series in a row? Or even one?

>jints
>muh 8 games back
>muh even year maymay year

feels good to be a doyer bro

>bradley jr
>not a meme player

>rizzo
>elite

>33 year old posey
>still an elite catcher

>35 year old murhpy
>still an elite 2nd baseman
>not having a meme stretch

C. new guy
1B. Goldschmidt
2B. new guy
3B. Arenado
SS. Seager
LF. new guy
CF. Trout
RF. Harper

SP Kershaw
SP Syndergaard
SP Sale
SP deGrom

CL new guy

Betts should be LF

History was made today.

I agree. Forgot about him.

I told you dawg

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Based windiansbro

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Really makes u think

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Royals

royals are 13-2 since billy burns saw a bug

Daily reminder

this dudes contract is REALLY making me think, ponder, and question the decisions of the FRISCO organization.

>90M (NINETY MILLION DOLLARS)

FUck off with your useless meme stats

It's even more ponderful why the whos didn't trade him at the deadline that year.

People just really need to stop responding to tripfags

>not making everyone user

Why did she choose heels if she wasn't going to wear them?

Anyone else think Seattle will snag a wild-card spot this season? I'm feeling confident that they'll take the second spot, even though they'll probably get bounced out by the other WC (Orioles or Red Sox, probably).

take that fucking sticker off that goddamn hat you sorry excuse for a lads fan

Honestly I just keep waiting for them to call up Dan Vogelbach. The man's a meme waiting to happen.

He's like a handsome Syndergaard

Tanner Roark is the most underrated pitcher in baseball

>when you smack da bitch with a fly ball