Suppose I want to get horribly killed. What's the best place to go to guarantee it?

Suppose I want to get horribly killed. What's the best place to go to guarantee it?

HARD MODE: Not a war zone

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Tower Hamlets

Some zone full of homeless drug users in somewhere.

Chinese shopping mall

Get a job working the CNC machine and always wear long sleeves.

the US

Chiraq

USA
refuse to obey cops and gg

The black part of Chicago.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariana_Trench

>Go there
>step out of the submarine.
>Get crushed by the weight of 10,000m of water

>Randomly look up mogadishu because why not
>It has travel advice
>It ends with this

"In short, if you do not have an absolutely essential reason to go to Mogadishu, DO NOT DO IT! Independent travel will only get you killed, no matter how benevolent you think your intentions might be.

The death count of unprepared ideologues who were "only trying to help" that did not heed this advice is staggering, so please do not become another statistic."

wear commie hammer and sickle t-shirt in my country

Say you're a Catholic and go to Northern Ireland.

>please do not become another statistic

At least you become a statistic when dying in Mogadishu, as opposed to living an average life.

Fly to Moskau
Scream FUCK PUTIN
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Profit

It actually sounds kind of interesting to be fair

>As of 2016, the city remains extremely dangerous and near suicidal for independent travelers. Armed warlord and Islamic militant factions still have a large presence in the city, and any white person and most other foreigners are a prime target that many of these people fantasize about having for a victim. Do not wander the streets alone for any reason. You won't last long if you do. Gunfire and random explosions are frequent. If you must venture around the city, you should be accompanied by armed and well trained security personnel and a ride in an armored vehicle.

There's even a few hotels: wikitravel.org/en/Mogadishu

>The black part of Chicago
>I already said Chiraq

Try stealing someone else's answer faggot

go to australia if you're not white

listen kiddo
for real
I served in the army
'sounds interesting' is the least thing you think when some durka durkas fire there AKs in your direction
Freaking kids and there computer games make them think war is something fun

All you said was chiraq. Not a specific section. Youre not going to be horribly killed in the Loop.

Chiraq?

El Salvador or Honduras

Just go to an American city and then the black neighborhood

It'll be like Mogadishu but a little bit better

Where did I say that? You do realis that there's a difference between "sounds interesting" and "I want to go on a trip there".

I'm sure it would be interesting to see a tsunami happen. Or be in a hurricane. I don't want to be there though.

>op scream it
>Russkies simply can't understand him

>nobody mentioned getting killed in Caracas, venezuela

Go there, you either get killed by "colectivos" or the other people will take you as a criminal and burn you alive

...

or just starve

Seems like a lot of places only have a high risk if you're a gang member and normal guys are alright.

And what sounds interesting there?

In the end they are convinced that he came to Russia because he thinks Putin is #1 Man
>Op becomes forever bloodbrother friends with some russians because russian hospitality

The old colonial remnants, for one thing. Otherwise just seeing what an (almost) lawless state is like.

Malmo.

>Liberals and missionaries are actually so brainwashed and delusional that they think they can freely walk into the country and save it through the power of love.

That a place can become so unbelievably hostile and fucked up is indeed kinda fascinating for someone who knows civilized living together of people.

Really it's a bit Darwinian.

Na, I was there, praise western europe and the EU for nearly 80 years of peace

Darwinism is just for Animals. The mind excludes itself from standard evolution. It's not just a muscle or an organ, in fact, we don't know much abt how our mind works
So, in my opinion, if someone decides to do something out of compassion, it can't be measured in 'sorvival of the fittest'

Ok, you were there. Congrats and stuff. I don't know what you're trying to prove with it, especially since we're just saying it looks interesting, not that we want to fucking move over there.

I feel like being in an environment without predators would cause this. It's called something with animals I think that would be more appropriate here because I feel like if they knew what danger really was they would find a different way of being supportive without foolishly putting their lives at risk.

Brazil

Ah, doesn't matter.

Swim in the lakes of Florida and Louisiana

Hondouras

america

also, nice trips.

Malmö, Sweden.

Brazil. Rio de Janeiro to be more specific.

Amazon rainforest.