Remake when?
Remake when?
Lincoln Collins
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Nolan Jackson
It's already been made.
Sebastian Jackson
>sjw version
James Ramirez
Any time.
Ryan James
Jack Gutierrez
It's not even anything close to a remake.
Owen Butler
>token black
>gook
>woman
>slav
>white guy in the middle
jesus christ
Thomas Johnson
DYLAN
never a remake, they can't do it justice
pic related, pussies these days fear guns
Jackson Clark
>Set in the jungle
>Minigun scene
>The same showdown between the MC and the Predator (mud to mask his body heat)
>The Yakuza's "Last Stand" using a bladed weapon
>All characters have big guns for no fucking reason
There are more similarities than differences between the two films than I care to list.
Jaxon Mitchell
Oh, and using "Long Tall Sally" as the end credit song is the most retarded decision ever. It was literally a fan-made movie.
Caleb Sanders
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Jonathan Ramirez
Russian guy>kike>gook>inmate>machete>nigger>venom>womyn
Nolan Kelly
you forgot either morpheus or othernigger
Tyler Ramirez
I can't wait till we get an all-female remake with a cast of snarking, mugging D-list female "comedians" replacing every character, and getting called "sexist" for not wanting it.
Brody Morris
Its already planned arnold is played by idris elba
Jayden Fisher
I met Carl Weathers, my brother and I smoked weed with him and his friend.
Henry Peterson
Did he teach you how to make a good stew?
John Foster
No, but we talked about Mortal Kombat and we did the cool handshake from predator.
Noah Morales
Why?
So that scorpion, knife, and background can all be done in CGI and the cast replaced by modern hack actors who have zero charisma?
so the Predator can be fucking CGI?
So we can get awful digital blood effects?
So they won't do real explosions and fire?
fuck remakes and fuck computers for ruining all movies.
David Green
Don't forget they'll have to include a strong womyn or maybe even go as far as
Anthony Powell
all-female expendables when?
Charles Long
Can you name 5 female action stars on the level of stallone, arnold, jcvd, lundgren, willis at the height of their careers?
Joseph White
>That ending credits scroll
WELL I TOLD AUNT MARY 'BOUT UNCLE JOHN
Fack you.
Matthew Garcia
I wish they did something like Predator 2 again. They could've gone the easy route with that movie and go full Ghostbusters 2, exact same movie. But they didn't, they made a very different movie and honestly I think it stands out a lot more as a result.
I guess what I'm saying is, Predator 2 deserves more love than it gets.
Evan Russell
loved carl weathers in happy gilmore
Anthony Sullivan
nah
can you name five more period, tho?
Chase Hernandez
>remaking perfection
Julian Barnes
jackie chan, jet-li, chow yun-fat, bronson, eastwood
Aaron Cook
not even close to stallone, arnold etc. levels
Jason Morgan
They already replaced the characters with CG for the blu-ray edition
Sebastian Morgan
>jet, jackie and chow were in nearly every hk action movie of the 80s and early 90s
>what is death wish
>what is dirty harry
Dominic Sanders
I know, they are big
they are not arnold big
Nicholas Bailey
Then let's drop Arnie(maybe even Stallone), can you think of 5 female action stars that could match the others?
Evan Diaz
for you
Isaac Wright
For what purpose?
Christopher Sanchez
It's just a filter, the original had too much film grain or something but they went overboard.
Brayden Stewart
You forgot to add:
-dubstep soundtrack
-shaky cam
-quick cuts
-3D
-Chinese characters and scenes for the Asian market
-product placement
-same number of women and men represented
-gay and trans characters represented
It's going to be awesome!
Hunter Jones
Hopefully never.
This
Lucas Howard
If it was made now Dutch would be black, half of the team would be strong operator women that don't need no man and the rest would be Muslims and transgender.
The predators would all be white with big blue eyes.
Ill keep what we have thanks.
James Reyes
do you mean big as in physical size
Daniel Thompson
you son of a bitch