Buenos Aires 2028?

When will it be Argentina's time to shine?

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I prefer La Paz

Third world countries should not be allowed to host Olympics. Leave it for us, kiddo.

2bh that would be cool

Just wanted to say argentinian women are mediocre. Their ""white"" women are dull as hell. Colombia has by far the best women in the continent.

Hopefully never. They're still latched to the British teat.

>not Venezuela
shit taste, m8

>Every athlete with Altitude sickness and all of them with positive doping because they chewed coca leaves

That would be fun

maybe in 300 years we can host the games

I don't know if it's a good idea. It seems to me like a massive waste of money. We are already hosting the Youth Olympic Games in 2018; if we re-use the facilities it could work.

Can confirm.

Since when Kangarooland isn't third world though

The good thing about argentinian women is that they are all sluts, even if you are a brown manlet like me, you still can get argentinian pussy.

The Mexican guy should be fat too

>Third world countries should not be allowed to host Olympics
>Leave it for us
>us

Wait, did Australians actually believe they are first world?

Sure, if you like mulattos

We've got an economic crisis. Stadiums would be full of retards making us look even worse. No, just no.

Brazil managed to do a decent job.

Can't comment on how the Paralympics will go now that they have no cash but whatever.

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Argentinian women are very overrated but not mediocre. Porteñas are batshit insane and condemned to eternal sandy pussies though

My favorite in the continent are girls from Paraguay. The worst are the chileans. Not counting bolivian or peruvian because they simply aren't humans.

>favela monkey thinks south america will ever get to host anything again

>condemned to eternal sandy pussies though
Why?

I like Argentinian girls, they have sexy accents. The Paraguayas were all mediocre.

I want argie qts

I've traveled quite a bit through South America this year

Colombian girls are very similar to BRs but more "latino" and with less variety
Peruvian girls have no body but some of them are very cute, and easy
Argentinians are stuck up and overrated, some of them are beautiful but 90% of them are 5/10, plus they're frigid
Uruguayans look like dudes
Bolivians are just nope.jpg
Brazilian girls are the best, so hot, so approachable and there's so much variety. White girls, black girls, mixed race, asians, a little bit of everything.

LOL, I am surprised how accurate this is.

Porteñas are stuck up as shit, from a day to the other they may go from loving you to not talking to you ever again. Also they aren't warm at all, almost as cold as yuros

Rosarinas and Cordobesas are neat though

I probably got extremely lucky with the paraguayans I met though

Brazilian girls are top tier in the entire world, even if it's for a single night it's hard to find girls who will be so warm and open to you

Chileans are the most materialistic and insecure women I've ever met

Which South American country should I visit first?

I know how to use a urinal, btw.

>tfw no gf
s-stop

Deathmarch at 12,000 ft

Dear god we need to make this happen.

Chile Argentina Brasil and Uruguay desu

>Chileans are the most materialistic and insecure women I've ever met
Sound about right

For the sights, Chilean or Argentinian Patagonia.

For partying with stupid gringos and doing coke, Colombia.

For the best, and the only relevant, country in the continent, Brazil.

No way South America is getting the Olympics in for a while.

2024 - Budapest
2028 - Johannesburg
2032 - Indianapolis
2036 - New Delhi
2040 - Paris

Depends on what you're looking for, of course.
Ancient temples and ruins? Go to Peru.
Awesome beaches and carnival? Go to Brazil.
Countless museums and beautiful architecture? Go to Argentina.

I didn't think they were cold at all, they were nice and warm, a bit standoffish, but honestly I found that made them hotter.

2024 - Budapest
2028 - Los angels
2032 - Manila
2036 - Warszawa
2040 - Buenos aires
2044 - Paris
i guess

Paris will be called Muhamedania by 2044

>Johannesburg
>New Delhi

rly m8

Ushuaia or Santiago (Chile) for the 2028 Winter Olympics. The Wikipedia page mentions it.

to what part of bolivia you went?

>Indy
Are you autistic?

Well you're accostumed to brazilian women. I've gone to the south, Rio, SP, Vitoria, Aracaju, and the warmness is one of their defining traits

Girls around here play a bit extreme version of hard to get, argentinians tone it down but are more prone to hysteria. Tired of that

I literally only fucked a single uruguayan, yet in the rest of the countries I'm double digits

please kill yourself

>Rio
>not bitches
Everybody say they are the worst
B-but how would i know

Yes, it's refreshing for me to see girls with that aura of haughtiness to them, I can see how that would be tiresome to live with but when you are just a tourist that stuff is incredible.

They are vapid sluts, it's different

Melbourne 2028 cunts

Perth would be even better but I'm being realistic

>Wait, did Australians actually believe they are first world?

Yeah pretty much

I suppose it's the same in every metropolis, people behave like their shit doesn't stink and everyone else is disposable. But I wouldn't say they are bitches, instead just superficial and bragging rights play a big role on who they fuck. Expected from a city where everyone wants to show off their body

fixed your picture man. No need to thank me

Colombian girls outside Bogotá are pretty based tbqh, especially those from Medellín and Barranquilla (Shakira's home town).

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>696969
This is one sexy post.

argentina es demasiado pobre para hostear juegos olímpicos amigo, brazil era el único que podía hacerlo y lo logró, con bastante dignidad pese a los haters, la única solución sería hacerlo en conjunto entre países, pero también es difícil y poco práctico, aunque muy beneficioso para las disciplinas que no se practican mucho en estos lugares, sería un salto enorme... quizá algún día

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CHILE GETTING OLYMPICS BEFORE NIGGERTINA KEK.

what would be in argentina opening ceremony? a man trying to catch a cow for 45 minutes?

Somos todos feos

Sinking boats.

The IOC had a meeting in which they said they'd do Rio again, even. My guess is Buenos Aires gets 2028 or 2032, or Bariloche gets 2026

Anti-government protests will be introduced as a new Olympic sport

No

Why would you think otherwise ?

3 hours of claiming the falklands

2024 - Los Angeles
2028 - Nairobi
2032 - Sarajevo
2036 - Jakarta
2040 - Albequerque
2044 - Santiago

screencap this

india will get the game for sure. LA will lose to either rome or sympathy vote for paris for death by muslims.

my 2040 meme pick won't come true desu

ill give it to new dheli then but im not happy about it :^(

>will be 50 y o by 2044

please stawp

>using your 5 minutes of village wifi to post this

welp

Can confirm, women are batshit crazy and feel entitled af...

No fucks given tho, luckily I can insert my penor in some of them quite often

>Everyone except Bolivians suffer from hypoxia
Bolivia confirmed for most medals

This would be THE deathmarch... Diniz wouldn't survive that!

This. Plz La Paz

Diniz would become a transcendent being of pure energy. He would become everything there once was and everything there will ever be

>We've got an economic crisis.
So does everybody else. Japan is more than 10 trillion $ in debt but they're going to give us the best games since at least Beijing.

>Nairobi and Cape Town are actually bidding for 2028
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2028_Summer_Olympics#Africa
Huh.

yeah this is pretty accurate

>Rapecity and Marathon Cosmotopia

shitpost aside, i dont know if Arngetina has the infrastructure to do it
we are way bigger and richer and we could barely do it
but i would watch desu

45 mins of lionel Messi highlights

wena dubs

I wanna see Bolt losing to some Aymara manlet on the 100m because hypoxia fucked his performance

We are hosting the Youth Olympics this year and they said they're building the facilities to host a Summer Olympic in the future

I can actually seee it happening, a 2 weeks event is easier to host than a WC

In the WC you can use your club stadiums
To host a Olympics you need to build a bunch of useless shit that will never be used again, see that bmx track and rowing track

>that bmx track
We have lot of Colombians living in Argentina, I heard they love that shit

They can love it as much as they want it but i doubt it is worth it
Like just use some irl hills lol

>temporary stands
>temporary pile of dirt with a temporary coating on the surface

I don't think that is even going to be around next week.

>host Olympics in Buenos Aires
>gets attacked by bugs

This

Me killing weeabos

It would be unironically part of the ceremony

but you are one pablo. much better that someone tries to lasso a cow while maradona and messi do kick ups. you invented a dance - the tango I think. some people can do that.

what else can you seriously do? even brazil had serious trouble filling time and they have many cultural memes that people know about.

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El polaco

I don't care m8

ES WHITE

I heard tango is more popular in Japan than in Argentina

You chinks always win the tango WC lol

VERY popular. you could come to japan and start a tango class and people would pay even if you are not good because you are argentina. many people from other poor countries come here and teach their culture to army of old retired japanese.

you can make good money, but there will be no cows to chase here.

lol what's with you being obsessed with cow-chasing? what kind of stuff do they show about Argentina in your country?

He probably thinks we are gauchos who dance tango

>he fell for the american proxy

I'm waiting for more suggestion about argentina opening ceremony.

I would love to try and catch a cow. but I am not good at dancing.

We don't catch cows, these are the Americans in their rodeos

We ride horses

Instant gold.

They didn't invent Tango alone reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

we exist

Qué tan popular es el Tango en Uruguay?