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Anglo Edition

Australia and Canada's asian percentage is nearly the same.

Only NZ is safe.

Good

Fancy a Maccys breakfast lads.

Anime

But won't Maccy be upset that you stole her breakfast?

...

*hisses at you*

Hoe much SJW shit will be in the new Mass Effect game?

Roblox

*scurries away*

I'm back from my romantic dates lads. What did I miss?

>Hoe much SJW shit will be in the new Mass Effect game?

*scampers after you, hissing loudly*

*presents my bare arse for breeding*

fedoras are sjws.

'ning

wanking to pics of my best mate's willy. he sent me two, do you think i could ask for more.
he put my hand on his willy a few times in college.

Shit series don't care

*runs up to you and sinks my teeth into your bum cheek*

*howls and backkicks your face in, looking behind and hissing at you*

>these two fucking action posting faggots

Would love to see them get hit by a bus

Matched with a muslim-thai waifu yesterday. Will try to get her out today to do islamic and non-islamic things. I'm such a versatile playboy.

*sprays you both in the face with runt-a-way*

That's a bit gay

>faggots
Would love to see you fuck off back to yankistan you utter microbe

>Ohio coroners office running out of space due to drug overdoses
really mmakes u think

*gives your bollocks a hard squeeze*

don't EVER chat shit about my freinds again, you here me?

Who gives a toss what she thinks, she's a fat lass.

shit gimmick, like your life.

*scampers back into the bushes, squealing hysterically*

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*squirms around on the ground, pawing at my eyes*

watching a documentary about women with really big boobs

Thats queer m8

70701836
Didn't give you permission to reply to me, did I? Fool. Thanks for the free (You). Not that I need it.

They have just as much as us and leaves. Although they're all in the north island

*slaps your phone out of your hands*

Executive forecast: really think men being able to carry babies is the next medical advance we'll see in our times. Of course a women would have to give the eggs and they'll build a little artificial uterus inside the male receiver's belly or something. The market for it exists and is getting bigger each year with gay and transexual men.

Go play with the traffic, you tedious little queer

>70701920
Crop.

Does the Shard represent the pinnacle of Pakistani achievement?

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t. Jacques "Paco Rabanne" Attali

hard men over here

You are, all of you, vermin.
Cowering in the dirt, thinking... what, I wonder?
That you might escape the coming fire?
No. Your world will burn until its surface is but glass.
And not even your Demon will live to creep, blackened, from its hole to mar the reflection of our passage; the culmination of our Journey.
For your destruction is the will of the gods.
And I...I am their instrument

Tit

Does the Freedom Tower represent the pinnacle of Saudi achievement?

>70701953
odious pond runt

Unimaginative paki

>How I feel when I use 'whom' correctly in a conversation

thailand you alri

>decide not to get a new phone and 2 year contract
>switch to pay as you go with my old s5 handset
>It mysteriously starts running slow and breaking straight away

Ah yes, very impressive.

>any more penis pics?
well, I asked him lol.

you're officially bent
hope they're worth it

sod off bender

Lagdroid phones are shit.
Nokia Lumia 925 with WM10 runs perfectly.

Does England represent the pinnacle of French achievement?

>Lagdroid phones are shit.
Please stop posting shit, you fucking melt.

>70701987
Hysterical little yank rorke

this doco is making me reconsider my opinions on breasts

Yanks > Pakis

Ahh yes, a mobile operating system based on linux.

HOWLING.

>hey mom, how do i quote a post on Sup Forums?

> After her hippie British parents are murdered, Lilly is raised at a Sufi shrine in Morocco. As a young woman she goes on pilgrimage to Harar, Ethiopia, where she teaches Qur’an to children and falls in love with an idealistic doctor. But even swathed in a traditional headscarf, Lilly can’t escape being marked as a foreigner. Forced to flee Ethiopia for England, she must once again confront the riddle of who she is and where she belongs.

Does American independence represent the pinnacle of French achievement?

Playing a videogame atm lads. Ttyl

heh, memes

I sais stop posting fucking shit

Imagine sucking on a pair of large round titties

>Miles Taylor is seeking something new and different, something he's never done but always wanted to try. When Seamus O'Reilly arrives, he quickly learns that Miles has a fantasy for big cock, no matter how much he likes women. Luckily for Miles, Seamus is packing the necessary equipment to fulfill Miles' needs. Unzipping out of his pants, he reveals his rock hard dick and Miles' eyes light up at the thought of it. He takes it slow, first in his mouth, choking a little on it's size when Seamus pushes his head down the shaft. Then, after tonguing Miles' hole, Seamus gives it to him raw, as Miles mounts his pole and proceeds to pop his straight cherry. He rides Seamus slowly, unsure at first, but taking a liking to it as he continues, until he can take no more. Laughing, Seamus bends over and shows Miles how to properly take a cock, telling him to pound him. Miles fucks Seamus from behind as Seamus begs him on, telling him to jizz all over his ass. Miles does as instructed, losing is load all over Seamus as he repeatedly goes in and out of Seamus' hole, seeding it with his throbbing cock, as Seamus busts his nut all over himself.. Enjoy!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Vapid cultural garbage

Paki cunt

Does your dick represent the pinnacle of nanotechnology?

>I sais stop posting fucking shit

>kernel panic
What did GNU/linux mean by this?

>Not having genetically engineered transhuman (uncircumcised) cybercock

>1485387218183.jpg

Genuinely think Alex Jones might be right about everything

shit thread so far

it's when you're making microwave popcorn and you know there's some left unpopped but the rest is about to start burning

dont give him You's

it means you're trying to use a server OS on a consumer computer

>shit thread so far

FUCK why couldn't I have been born a professional bra fitter

just waiting for him to post another picture of some thaiwanese lady looking smug

>transgender cybercock
Someones been on furaffinity a little too much recently...

my mate has swine flu wtf. has had to literally quarantine himself for 2 weeks.

it's not thailad

*slaps your cock into my hands*

Hey, whada ya know, I found a picture of you.

tell him not be such a fucking pig

been running out of excuses not to see this lad who thinks we're mates
had to tell him I had swine flu haha is that even still a thing? he bought it though

>it's not thailad

*brushes cock against your lips*

>the rapist is here

*slaps my face into your cock*

You have 0 (zero) friends.

good post

fuck guys

i have swine flu and i sneezed on this british guy 2 weeks ago

what do??

*puts willy in mouth a few times*
*kisses you*

*enters /brit/*