What is your country's Mexico?
What is your country's Mexico?
Jonathan Torres
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Oliver Brooks
ummm....
Jeremiah Gray
probably this
Matthew Peterson
Canada
Juan Peterson
Moldova
Austin Wilson
Ukraine
Brayden Hill
Lithuania probably, it always those who steal shit here
You lost your tractor? It's probably in Lithuania then!
Estland is the only good baltic country t b h
Nolan Sullivan
Andalusia
Gavin Bailey
Poland, Romania and Hungary I guess. They work here for super low loans because there is no work were they come from. Its sad but everyone needs to work.
Jayden Hill
...
Jaxson Jackson
Ireland
Leo Bailey
Still Mexico
Julian Reed
Idk about tractors but we do really like your bikes ;^)
Evan Jones
>get up to plow field
>combine is missing
>it's probably somewhere in Kiev
>find your car tires missing
>reported seen in Vilnius
>while you're in Kiev getting combine back, you can also get cheap heroin
>will probably rot flesh off your arm ala Krokodil, buyer beware
>hookers are tempting but 85% chance of contracting HIV not worth it
Levi Peterson
I fucked some Lithuanian sluts once. They had tightest tits and ass ever.
Blake Thomas
Zimbabwe
Gabriel Allen
Visay*s and Mind*nao
Nathaniel Ward
Indonesia
Brayden Foster
>Bolivia
>Venezuela
>Paraguay
Christopher Powell
Poland
Lucas Wood
Poland.
Aaron White
Queensland. People literally call Queenslanders mexicans
Parker Taylor
Ukraine, moldova, belarus and other countries ex USSR
Nicholas Green
You're worse than Mexico. Literally shit tier the """""country"""""
Jace Kelly
Spain
Juan Turner
Russia
Joseph Jackson
Kek.
But we come to your place for cheap shit.
Camden Bennett
Kill yourself illiterate butthurt
Nicholas Gonzalez
Bosnia
Aaron Hill
>What is your country's Mexico?
Xavier Price
Mexico
Tyler Bennett
Turning into the phillipines tbqh
Eli Perry
>combine is missing
>drive to germany
>...
David Fisher
China
Asher Nguyen
topkek
Adam Bell
You do not forget who gave you the independence of?
Jace Harris
>this has never happened
>en.wikipedia.org
Liam Baker
Middle Asia and Caucasus, I guess. Belarus is Russian Canada, Ukraine is Russian CSA.
Zachary Hill
Here are just Yeltsin was against the suppression of uprisings in the Baltic States
en.wikipedia.org
Kevin Nguyen
...
Nathaniel Fisher
Bolivia, Venezuela and Paraguay.
Cooper Flores
...
Jack Wilson
Morocco
Jackson Lopez
Croatia = U.S
Slovenia = Canada
Serbia = Russia without the nukes
Bosnia = Mexico
Montenegro = Colombia
Macedonia = Poland
Wyatt Ross
How come every balkan country seems to want peace prosperity and continued development aside from Serbia, how are they so different and retarded when youre basically the same people?
Chase Mitchell
Bolivia and Peru
But Spain, you ARE the Mexico
Ryan Perry
We don't want peace. We are the vampiric Ustashe, who want to gut old Serbs, drink their blood and throw Serbian infants into shallow pans
Ayden Hall
Whoa
You're not you when you're hungry, grab a Snickers
Samuel Morris
>Haiti
did I win?
Dylan Scott
>not Dominica
small islands are so much more hipster than large ones
Tyler Turner
That's a Serbian saying. You always have to be hyper-vigilant around the vampiric Ustasha. Nevermind that your republic is hungry, the average pay is 200 euros and you're clanking refurbished Russian weapons while painting a regular train with "Kosovo is Serbia", sending it down and then saying "We will not stand this Kosovo response. We are ready for war, should there be one"
I can't wait for 2020. By international projections, that will be the year the average Albanian will earn almost the same as the average Serb. What a twist of fate
Bentley Moore
Yemen
Isaac Ross
Those small ass island nobody gives a fuck about are way better than Haiti
Jack Morgan
Our tail that we chop off in 1993 precisely because it was our Mexico.