Go to the movie theater

>go to the movie theater
>i'm sorry sir, but we're out of popcorn, can i interest you in our new snack?

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I can't even comprehend what that it supposed to be. It's mostly condiments.

is it vegan?

ill just have a tube of butter lightly sprinkled with salt please

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why do mexicans have a desire to make the most unhealthy and fattening snacks in the world?

How come the boiling pot has 2 different ingredients? First time it looks like onions or cheese. Second time it looks like melted cheddar.

Was that an entire thing of butter?

A box or ramen noodles and soggy nachos?

can you link his youtube channel

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jesus christ that's fucking disgusting

Have you never tried a butter bar?

Is that movieblob?

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is it gluten free?

>she keeps putting sauces

>never been to /ck/ before
>this thread convinces me
>all these webms that could out-putrid a rekt thread on /gif/
Great

literally gourmet level food when I was in jail right here.

the content of the back pot changes

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youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

HOLY SHIT AMERIFATS WTF

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>just keeps adding and adding and adding

There are exactly zero good meals on the planet using that many ingredients.

It's the sauce in which the food is cooking

>go to the movie theater
>i'm sorry sir, but we're out of crab legs, can i interest you in our new snack?

>ja/ck/ thread on Sup Forums

What the fuck is it going to be
What is the end game of beans, onions, mayonnaise and white vinegar?

this is reminding me of those cooking vids tim heidecker made

youtu.be/Yjtm_Y1h2eI

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>Beans
alright
>Onions
doesn't seem very tasting but I don't see what's so wro-
>Mayonnaise
>2 heaping tablespoons
closed it right there, I don't even want to know what kind of other abominations were added

Can we just stop for a moment and talk about why he flicked the fucking piece of pork off his knife?
It cracks me up every fucking time just like that one gif where the hotdog is pushed into the bike.

>but why is she sat down to cook?

>Oh

COoked patty put around a fridge cold peice of raw meat

that doesnt look like real cum, the guy was just trolling

>go to the movies
>show up single
>show up late
>trailers are long past over
>make my way down the hall
>door swings open
>*shattered dreams sound effect*
youtube.com/watch?v=N0JHHovyD4M

>everybody looks back
>pucker lips, suck in air through teeth, savor the moment
>swagger down to middle row
>spin on one foot, make my way to center seating
>step on everybodies toes
>enjoy the movie that I missed the first 15 minutes of

>you have to eat all the eggs

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cum expert detected

Likewise
youtu.be/Nofbn6NVQyQ

what the fuck is wrong with jack?

So glad I don't eat meat

That's fucking disgusting.

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that is gold

that is meme

Does anyone have the videos of the guy cooking hotdogs with a lighter and washing them when with soap afterwards?

source>/?

This is true Mexican cuisine.

I was actually on board with this until she started adding mayo and 4 kinds of condiments.

>that fancyness with the doritos bag

bitch you know you could have opened normally and poured them out

she doesn't deserve eggs after making such a big mess

Are you glad youre a faggot as well?

HaHAA

Thanks user.

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disgusting

Whats so different from cu/ck/ threads?

>my mistake sir, we found some popcorn
>that'll be $14 please
>plus tip

What the FUCK

>italians will defend this spaghetti

juicy:)

>ahhhh red meat, quite possibly the only meal a Real Man™ like me could ever eat

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Too much gringos visiting it.

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patrician af

That guy should be really fucking worried if his ejaculate looks like that.

That doesn't explain why "traditional" Mexican food is also unhealthy as shit.

it was weird at first but then he went full retard with adding the fucking lemon jello and cool whip

>they don't have munchy boxes outside the UK

lmao

>not eating decades old MRE's

youtu.be/YieLNwaI1uo

that's the most vile thing i've seen this week

>tfw moved country and not had vimto in 9 years

I still miss it

Are you 5?

Irn Bru is superior

I don't think anyone outside the UK wants a "munchy box."

he doesn't like fat user


:^)

We just get the shit we want in separate boxes you fucking savage. Go drink some irnbru you grease princess.

I do

Youtube link?

Alright i'm trying to dissect the ingredients here:

-Ramen Noodles
-Doritos Nacho Cheese
-Chili Powder
-Lemon Juice, i guess?
-Onions
-Grated Cheese
-Ranch Dressing
-Chili Sauce
-Barbecue Sauce
-Probably some kind of Chili-Mayonnaise?
-Lemon Juice again
-Some other sauce i can't identify, maybe Gravy?

Would like to try that shit

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Britbong here, I don't want that shit either.

Shit like this makes me wonder why we bully Americans for being fat when the UK.

Ah mexican food, the best cuisine of north america.

>American """"""'food""""'"'

This is why god abandoned us

Just when you think they will stop, they add another nasty thing.

i prefer the one where he ate raw chicken
youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc

>Cool Whip

I have witnessed so black an act, so vile a deed as to stain the very nature of my soul.

holy jesus fucking christ i lold so hard and was ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED at the same time

what in the fucking fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=cppOojKBNko

halfway through you can almost near the nachos and instant ramen screaming begging you just to kill them

>0.30
>dorito tea

i... is this real? did.... did she just say dorito TEA? surely she didnt say dorito tea?

I'd let her swallow my egg whites if you know what I mean.

Also yellow fever not even once. I see asian girls whom I know are actually ugly and still kind of want to fuck them.

>ill make the most digusting thing I can
>post it on /ck/
>screencap it and spam the reactions all over Sup Forums!
>yeah that will be epic
>and when newfags see it for the first time, they'll go EWWW GROSS WHAT THE FUCK thinking I'm actually serious

>pancakes are ready!

I don't like these pancakes

how much does this kind of thing cost?

That looks delicious.