You can't make this shit up LMAO

You can't make this shit up LMAO

almost like it was intentional satire

Buenos Aires was an inside job!

I'm from Buenos Aires and whomever gets dubs, gets to say what I say.

LMAO I KNO RITE REPUBS LMAO

Dang.

I AM FROM BUENOS AIRES AND I SAY DANG

Isn't that racist?

The Army did that with my school at that age in the UK of all places. Everywhere does this.

Don't be a fag OP an unloaded gun is fucking harmless in a childs hands. It's too unwieldy to their frame to even use as a spear let alone a club.

I bet there's a similar picture from the 50's or 60's.

Really makes you think, huh?

>yfw you realize the bugs are muslims

It actually was
That was a really clever part about the film

If you follow that metaphor then the 9/11 attacks were caused by the US goverment

Bullshit. Proof kid.

Bug plasma can't melt steel beams!

It gets worse.

there's nothing wrong with this

Just look at the distance from the planets
1.It would take the asteroid over 10 million years to reach the earth since the planets are on opposite sides of the galaxy

2.The federation has a giant cannon on the moon, why didnt they use it to destroy the asteroid

3.The bugs aren't that smart

jej

You should never, ever give a child a fucking gun. What kind of irresponsible adult does that?

>mfw the girl's family went from Murrica cucks to gun control activitsts

Current gun culture revolves around "I get to play with my toys however I want, wherever I want, when I want!" petulance.

It's shitty because actual responsible gun owners are having our rights stripped because or these assholes who think that just because you CAN walk around a Kmart with a long gun doesn't mean you SHOULD.

Source on that?

Them becoming gun control activists, not Ariel Titcow.

that wasn't the point you dipshit. it was cultivating of fondness for weapons and war that's supposed to be outrageous. not the danger of kids holding guns goddamn what a retard

No, it was not the girl's family, it was the gun instructor's family that went to the gun control advocacy.

god I wish this shit happened more often

not to mention an automatic.

>it was cultivating of fondness for Freedom and Liberty

ftfy

if they leave the asteroid in the solar systems path we would collide with it as the milky way rotates

You know what really works great with kids if you want to take away the fascination with guns?

Instruct them on disassembling the weapon, memorizing the name/function of each part, and have them reassemble it. They'll never go near them again.

Rights are just like muscles, you need to exercise them every now and again or else you'll lose them.

the guy on the left would disagree

was there ever a full video of this? the one i saw cut off before he got hit.

That goes both ways. They'll either become fascinated with firearms or hate them just because 'dad made me do it'

>white "people" whitewashing another diverse character

if they are fascinated they will still be a little safer. they will understand not to point it at anyone. i should hope.

if seen stuff on the news about how teaching kids to use knifes to cook makes them more responsible and less likely to hurt themselves. but liberals would short circuit if they tried to apply that same logic to guns.

It was poorly done. In the book Bugs had microwave weapons and starships they used.
Also hid their factories underground and Earth used "Nova" bombs to crack open a planet.

It would take over 100 million years for our solar system to rotate half way around the galaxy

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the movie is satire of the book

That movie alternates between taking itself very seriously and being in on the joke I feel like

>You can't make this shit up
But you can make it up, because they did in the first image

You'd think that Hollywood would be all over a remake that's closer to the book since Rico was Philipino. But I guess the based values of the book is too much for limp-wristed Hollywood types to stomach.

Don't be so naive
This was made before accurate remakes were a thing
Holywood big wigs don't give a shit about the movies values, it was the director that made it a militaristic society spoof

And it's not like the books values are that far off from americunt "military fuck yeah, we honor your service" so selling it would be no problem