Jesus Cinematic Universe

Who will be the main villain for Phase 1 of Mel Gibson's JCU (Jesus Cinematic Universe) Sup Forums?

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anti-christ

The Romans

Obviously Pontius Pilate

As long as they recast Jim Caviezel as Jesus, I'm hyped. Not like the guy is doing much these days anyway.

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Bane

satan

God himself is the villain at first, as a young Jesus struggles with identity issues and finding his place in the world. At the end of the first movie, he comes to terms with being the son of God and realizes his purpose.

Cant wait for the shitstorm from the jews again.

Jim really nailed the part.

>2017
Jesus: Resurrection
>2018
St. John: The First Apostle
Judas: Origins
>2019
Jesus 2: Judgement Day
Mary: Mother of Christ
>2020
The Apostles - Apocalypse
>2021
Jesus v Zeus: Dawn of Justice

reminder that Jesus was black

Passion of the Christ: The jesusing

The big rock blocking the cave entrance

That would be the roman extras.

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If anything he was Arab looking.

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>that last one

And in 2024, the series will be rebooted with anthology movies:

>2024
St. Paul: The Legacy of the Apostles

>2030
St. Martin: Trouble in Gaul

>2032
St. Francis: Age of the Franciscans

Someone post the sketch of madtv, jesus and terminator.

The best sketch of madtv.

Jokes aside, I'd watch it. Narratively-speaking the last movie ended on a cliffhanger.

First one ruined his career. He's just managed to revive it.

Oh man that takes me back...
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There really needs to be more AAA New Testament movies. The Exodus/Moses story has been mined to death already.

Would love to see some Old Testament stories, superior in every way desu.
The New Testament is a glorified reboot.

Book of Judges Trilogy when?

>Judas:Origins

medium kek

>Randall Wallace
>wrote Braveheart
Oh boy, guess we know how "historically accurate" it will be...

It'll have good story structure at the very least.

>2016
>Jesus is still portrayed as a male

I mean, cmon Hollywood

kek

The Simpsons do it again.
THE MEMES ARE REAL!!!


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So much this. NT is straight forward and boring. OT is crazy.

For some reason directors always think they have to add shit to OT adaptations though. Like the stories have endured thousands of years and they think they gotta spice it up, its stupid.

We need OT stories that stick close to the source material.

Paul of Tarsus is the only right answer.

bump for Mel

Prophet Mohammed and Islam.

Will there be a Ben Affleck cameo?

They need Jim back absolutely, I'm totally on board as long as it's still Jim.

Thought old man baby was hilarious looking

I can't wait for black jesus vs white jesus

see

Is anyone else as hype for Patriarch Byzantium: Great Schism as I am?

Muhammed.

Can someone spoil the bible to me?
I mean I know the story up to the moment he died. But what did he do after the ressurection? Went straight up to heaven, in the flesh?

He burst through the ceiling like a celestial ejaculate onto the bosom of God.

He kills voldemort in a wand duel and then they pretty much live happily ever after. He marries Ginny Weasley, works at the ministry of magic and his kids go to Hogwarts now. I think there's a sequel supposed to be coming out soon.

as an atheist, I hope this fucking fails, the world doesn't need religion or religious violence, or zealotry, or mel-anti-semtic-gibson.

Fuck this asshole, I hope he dies from cancer.

Fucking bigot.

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Praying 4 u :^)

I don't need your prayers you fucking backwards troglodyte.

Go suck off your sky daddy.

Looks like your spiritual side is crippled. Even if you don't believe in God it is important to develop it.
XOXO babe

Spiritual side? Are you fucking high idiot?

we're made up of fucking stardust and our emotions are just chemical reactions.

I bet you voted for trump too you fucking idiot.
Guess what, there is no right, there is no wrong, but you fucking assholes feel the need to be racist idiots and buttfucking rednecks.

Fuck you. You're the reason the world is shit.

He returned to his training to become the strongest fighter

Man it's fucking summer.

100% if Jim C returns

Found the Neckbeard

*tip fedora*
You'll understand one day. But not yet.

I don't think Jim has that great of a relationship with Mel, but who knows. I hope he does return because he was fantastic in the first film.

You have a lot to learn young padawan.

What makes chemicals act the way they do if they are the highest order?

>Guess what, there is no right, there is no wrong,

>but you fucking assholes feel the need to be racist idiots and buttfucking rednecks. Fuck you. You're the reason the world is shit.

Pick one.

Kikes on suicide watch

>"Pontias Pilatr at 9 o'clock!
>everyone turns around
>shoots Judas.
That was hilarious

I'm an Atheist and I still didn't overly hate the Passion like everyone else.

Mel Gibson is good at film-making, wish he would get around to making that Viking movie he wanted to make though.

You're no atheist faggot, mel gibson is a racist, and you're a fucking anti-intellectual for even liking his films.

6 million jews died, and he makes fun of them.

Fuck, since when has Sup Forums invaded my fucking board?

Get the fuck out of here you idiots, you anti-intellectual trolls.

ayy
someone's triggered

But, who spread that stardust, and who made chemicals to react?

What about Quantum Entanglement?
If you jiggle an electron on one side of the universe and an invisible force traverses millions of light years and smacks another electron into wiggling instantaneously, which is about a million years faster and is technically not possible without time travel or the part where the family tree of every living creature on Earth collides at a single point on a single day in the past, making you related to Hitler as well as every insect you've ever killed..


Or the fact where the Universe isn't just bigger than you can possibly comprehend, but according to last pics from Hubble , billions of times larger than that. Universe is big. So big, that just that fact, just its mere bigness, is enough to blow your tiny ant mind. And it just keeps getting bigger.
And if Universe in all it's eternal size grows, where the fuck does it grow to? And if Universe is not infinite, what is on other side of edge of Universe?
Also, when did time start?

Bullseye

Psuedo-intellectual navel gazing from a zombie on a stick worshiping idiot.

None of that matters moron.

Take your spiritual gibberish back to pol

Limited Edition Fedora here, get your limited edition!

Sorry, ill just pick up all the nice rocks , dad, so we can go sell them on main square for evening stoning of the infidel dogs and adulterers .

God is great!

I'm an atheist but I really like idea of seeing the great man coming back after being crucified by the Jewish cabal just for telling the truth.

What he directs doesn't matter to me.

I think the sequel will be the all time anti Jew Masterpiece of all time. It will probably be all about the Apostles and how the Jews in their evil refused and murdered God.

all those words

so little meaning

Pretty much this.

>mfw Passion/Apocalypto crossover

>another Jew movie

I hope Hellboy comes back to beat it out again.

THEY THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD

THEY WERE WRONG

THIS EASTER

A FILM BY MEL GIBSON

THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST II:

ASCENT

I've never seen chemicals this mad

>mythology about a jew telling other jews they weren't being jewish enough
>anti jew

Why the hell is he anti-semitic if he makes jew movies in the original language?

You call yourselves atheist, enlightened people, when you use the word "JEwish cabal"

Fuck off and die cancer.

get off of my board, fuck off back to pol, and wait for death, your kind are dying, bigot goober.

I agree the guy clearly has talent for directing, which is made increasingly apparent in an industry full of hacks. I'll watch anything he makes.

>THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL

Save that for Phase 2 anons. Don't want to blow your load early.

2000 years after my death, my father will sent my brother, he will judge you for your sins.

>mfw Passion of Adolf

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Can't tell if this is prime bait or an actual triggered kike

>JCU
Am I the only one who unironically thinks this could actually work?

Salty

In America? Yeah it could work.

maybe I am a bigot, idiot, racist, atheist or goober but the one thing I am not is a bigot.

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Thank you, Based Mel.

Fuck off back to pol you fucking ninny idiot.

Why are here? tv is a place where we talk about media enlightening the masses, and you're hear to drag them all down.

fuck you, fuck you, and *FUUUUCCCK YOUUUUU*

The Vatican. I would enjoy that so much.

So who's ready for Jesus vs Peter: Civil War?