normies not allowed edition
/brit/
When EXACTLY am I going to see the personal benefits of Brexit?
why did the writer for this show go mental and just wastes his time away on twitter?
winona a cute
feel like dying tbqh
he was a fun character
want to see The Creases live but none of my friends will want to go and I'm too autistic to go alone
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Oxtail stew
what are the most kino blacked scenes
He probs lives off the royalties from Father Ted repeats.
when does season 3 come out
Trying to collate every recurring normie gimmick i can, so far I've come up with
>Beyonce
>gay fan fiction
>love wins
>why does nobody talk about terrorist attacks in non-western countries
>YASSSS SLAAAAYYY
>everyone has a mental illness
>i'm lonely even though I have hundreds of friends and go out regularly
>vapid quotes
Anything else to add lads?
reminder not to reply to yanks
post deano music
Imagine if Britain hadn't've killed Turing
Least favourite thing about women lads?
Gonna have to go with their bottomless pit of insecurity.
heterosexuals get out!
bring it over already la i'm starving x
Have never ever seen or heard a Normie say "yaaas slaaay" and wouldn't even be aware of it if it weren't for you spastics posting it here
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tom "deano" zanetti approached the zenith of deanodom in this video i think. He is pushing the boundaries
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in the suggestions but it's a boomer
Normie females at work are talking about how much they want black babies. Thought this was just a meme.
I know a girl who says it unironically in real life.
their unacceptance of me
I bet you think the globalist conspiracy is a Sup Forums meme too
I think even amongst Normies that would be cringey
think i've heard this one in a club before. got introduced to deano music from the thread yesterday, and talked to my deano flatmate about it. he knew everysingle one of these.
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deano on coke music
Never had a gay compsci research colleague. Well, in the department I was really the only one and some black (him) fedora guy.
The way they only seem to care and want to talk about irrelevant shite like who shagged who or what shade of dye they're getting done.
Even if you have a conversation with them about actual important shit, you know they're gonna be talking about "that deep convo we had" for ages, just dragging it down to their idiotic level.
this desu /brit/ is a gay general
>globalist
deano flatmate is doing my nut in. Just got a text from him saying me and "the rest of the lads" (don't know who this even is) should all go to the barber together.
1) why do this
2) I can tell it'll be one of those shit barbers where you ask for a short back and sides and they give you some shit fade
cannot STAND deanos
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is this /deano/?
do you know how it feels to be a woman in this world? You can't walk around and feel safe
I'm 155cm, I would never leave the house (not that I would ever, I'm a hikikomori) without pepper spray because everyone is superior and stronger
Of course your character gets insecure then. Women get pressure to have big boobs, Imagine if everyone could see how big the dicks of guys are, there would be many more insecure men
to be fair black babies are very cute
lads how do I go to a concert by myself and not embarrass myself
Someone fedora this for me
It is.
She's painfully thick tb h
deanos dont do cocaine they just get pissed and try to start fights
nah it's a bit too mental
Working with women makes me glad I'm gay
>Someone fedora this for me
>kino
why do people keep using this word
have i transitioned to an alternate universe where germany won ww2?
nah he's a harmless lad. deanos are nice once you get into their inner circle, and they treat you as their own.
what a fucking baller, can't imagine I could hold my nerve in that situation desu
>deanos don't do cocaine
hmmmm i reckon they do but hides it from the missus because she reckons drugs are bad
yes they do
never been to 'biza?
screeching, he's made you look a right mug there haha
they don't disappear after you cum
>deanos dont do cocaine
yeh they do mate
I had a film studies class and the lecturer unironically said kino
lmao
this Sudanese lad is shaping up to be a good poster
you aussies are absolutely obsessed
Thoughts?
Even if a local takeaway has a good food hygiene rating I still suspect there's something wrong with the food
most guys don't care how big your boobs are
Reckon the lefties might be a bit outgunned in the civil war they seem so desperate to start
>he doesn't go on Sup Forums
runtovic
not true
funny thing is
I like talking about that type of stuff, but when I'm with a girl I never ever get the compulsion to
like the only example i can think of is this girl who keeps talking to me about brexit and trump and her opinions are just the exact pre-rendered reddit garbage you would expect, muh ww3, muh condeming womens to death, muh racism
>men are never judged on their looks and are never insecure
accidentally sniffed my mates gf ads
>bored out of my mind
>can't watch a movie or show in case i miss something good in /brit/
barely over 50% of the people wanted it.
it's a bit conceited but does draw attention to the fact that all of the people they mention should prob wake up to the fact that they're ignoring the views and attitudes of the majority of the public but it is a bit silly to say 'the people' won since that infers that almost half of the country aren't 'the people'
I wish some of these types could experience what it's like to be a shy, plain looking man
Women have it so easy
If I had to pick being a gender, I'd take being a woman every time
Looking at a Canadian webstore and howling at them
Everything is listed in both English and French even when the only real difference is one or two letters or one little accent
Regret not sniffing this lad's underwear I liked and lived with at uni.
lmao try being any sort of plain or ugly woman
once you reach this point you are too far gone
Enjoy getting raped m8
im glad you didnt
t. lad you lived with
name 1 (one) good thing that has happened in /brit/
This makes it sound really petty. Why did you vote for Brexit? Because all the important people who usually make decisions didn't want it haha!
It won't change the demographics of the country so it's not like all the immigrants are going to disappear.
how do you lads start your day?
Twining's irish breakfast with sugar and heavy cream here
I post here regularly
yeh desu plain and ugly women can still get a shag but absoultely no one respects them or genuinely likes them
would be an ugly lad over an ugly woman for sure
Wish I was a proper cute girl desu, I'd marry a well-off beta and let him shag me every day in exchange for doing fuck all.
Australians have never made a positive contribution to anything.
Wow so you have to settle for attention from men who aren't 10/10. Harrowing.
prescisely why i can't miss it
the war effort, twice
*throws oven*
better than being an ugly man
IN /brit/ doesn't sound right.
It's ON /brit/.
WEATHER WARS
the so-called people
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spending a few hours with the lads atop /brit/
WELL GOOD MORNING
INSANELY HOT OUTSIDE
FREEDOM WEATHER
NEED a latex gf
kek those non-10/10 men are all crying on the internet about not getting a 10/10 gf not giving their attention to plain girls
Will i be deported?
Ah yes, who can forget such great contributions such as losing at Gallipoli.
*straddles /brit/*
wake up hungover and start guzzling whichever drink i find first.
just surveyed the great mt. /brit/ lads
hope so