/brit/

normies not allowed edition

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When EXACTLY am I going to see the personal benefits of Brexit?

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kino

why did the writer for this show go mental and just wastes his time away on twitter?

winona a cute

feel like dying tbqh

he was a fun character

want to see The Creases live but none of my friends will want to go and I'm too autistic to go alone

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Oxtail stew

what are the most kino blacked scenes

He probs lives off the royalties from Father Ted repeats.

when does season 3 come out

Trying to collate every recurring normie gimmick i can, so far I've come up with

>Beyonce
>gay fan fiction
>love wins
>why does nobody talk about terrorist attacks in non-western countries
>YASSSS SLAAAAYYY
>everyone has a mental illness
>i'm lonely even though I have hundreds of friends and go out regularly
>vapid quotes

Anything else to add lads?

reminder not to reply to yanks

post deano music

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Imagine if Britain hadn't've killed Turing

Least favourite thing about women lads?

Gonna have to go with their bottomless pit of insecurity.

heterosexuals get out!

bring it over already la i'm starving x

Have never ever seen or heard a Normie say "yaaas slaaay" and wouldn't even be aware of it if it weren't for you spastics posting it here

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tom "deano" zanetti approached the zenith of deanodom in this video i think. He is pushing the boundaries

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in the suggestions but it's a boomer

Normie females at work are talking about how much they want black babies. Thought this was just a meme.

I know a girl who says it unironically in real life.

their unacceptance of me

I bet you think the globalist conspiracy is a Sup Forums meme too

I think even amongst Normies that would be cringey

think i've heard this one in a club before. got introduced to deano music from the thread yesterday, and talked to my deano flatmate about it. he knew everysingle one of these.

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deano on coke music

Never had a gay compsci research colleague. Well, in the department I was really the only one and some black (him) fedora guy.

The way they only seem to care and want to talk about irrelevant shite like who shagged who or what shade of dye they're getting done.

Even if you have a conversation with them about actual important shit, you know they're gonna be talking about "that deep convo we had" for ages, just dragging it down to their idiotic level.

this desu /brit/ is a gay general

>globalist

deano flatmate is doing my nut in. Just got a text from him saying me and "the rest of the lads" (don't know who this even is) should all go to the barber together.
1) why do this
2) I can tell it'll be one of those shit barbers where you ask for a short back and sides and they give you some shit fade
cannot STAND deanos

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is this /deano/?

do you know how it feels to be a woman in this world? You can't walk around and feel safe
I'm 155cm, I would never leave the house (not that I would ever, I'm a hikikomori) without pepper spray because everyone is superior and stronger
Of course your character gets insecure then. Women get pressure to have big boobs, Imagine if everyone could see how big the dicks of guys are, there would be many more insecure men

to be fair black babies are very cute

lads how do I go to a concert by myself and not embarrass myself

Someone fedora this for me

It is.

She's painfully thick tb h

deanos dont do cocaine they just get pissed and try to start fights

nah it's a bit too mental

Working with women makes me glad I'm gay

>Someone fedora this for me

>kino
why do people keep using this word

have i transitioned to an alternate universe where germany won ww2?

nah he's a harmless lad. deanos are nice once you get into their inner circle, and they treat you as their own.

what a fucking baller, can't imagine I could hold my nerve in that situation desu

>deanos don't do cocaine
hmmmm i reckon they do but hides it from the missus because she reckons drugs are bad

yes they do

never been to 'biza?

screeching, he's made you look a right mug there haha

they don't disappear after you cum

>deanos dont do cocaine
yeh they do mate

I had a film studies class and the lecturer unironically said kino

lmao

this Sudanese lad is shaping up to be a good poster

you aussies are absolutely obsessed

Thoughts?

Even if a local takeaway has a good food hygiene rating I still suspect there's something wrong with the food

most guys don't care how big your boobs are

Reckon the lefties might be a bit outgunned in the civil war they seem so desperate to start

>he doesn't go on Sup Forums

runtovic

not true

funny thing is

I like talking about that type of stuff, but when I'm with a girl I never ever get the compulsion to

like the only example i can think of is this girl who keeps talking to me about brexit and trump and her opinions are just the exact pre-rendered reddit garbage you would expect, muh ww3, muh condeming womens to death, muh racism

>men are never judged on their looks and are never insecure

accidentally sniffed my mates gf ads

>bored out of my mind
>can't watch a movie or show in case i miss something good in /brit/

barely over 50% of the people wanted it.

it's a bit conceited but does draw attention to the fact that all of the people they mention should prob wake up to the fact that they're ignoring the views and attitudes of the majority of the public but it is a bit silly to say 'the people' won since that infers that almost half of the country aren't 'the people'

I wish some of these types could experience what it's like to be a shy, plain looking man

Women have it so easy

If I had to pick being a gender, I'd take being a woman every time

Looking at a Canadian webstore and howling at them
Everything is listed in both English and French even when the only real difference is one or two letters or one little accent

Regret not sniffing this lad's underwear I liked and lived with at uni.

lmao try being any sort of plain or ugly woman

once you reach this point you are too far gone

Enjoy getting raped m8

im glad you didnt
t. lad you lived with

name 1 (one) good thing that has happened in /brit/

This makes it sound really petty. Why did you vote for Brexit? Because all the important people who usually make decisions didn't want it haha!

It won't change the demographics of the country so it's not like all the immigrants are going to disappear.

how do you lads start your day?

Twining's irish breakfast with sugar and heavy cream here

I post here regularly

yeh desu plain and ugly women can still get a shag but absoultely no one respects them or genuinely likes them

would be an ugly lad over an ugly woman for sure

Wish I was a proper cute girl desu, I'd marry a well-off beta and let him shag me every day in exchange for doing fuck all.

Australians have never made a positive contribution to anything.

Wow so you have to settle for attention from men who aren't 10/10. Harrowing.

prescisely why i can't miss it

the war effort, twice

*throws oven*

better than being an ugly man

IN /brit/ doesn't sound right.
It's ON /brit/.

WEATHER WARS

the so-called people
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spending a few hours with the lads atop /brit/

WELL GOOD MORNING
INSANELY HOT OUTSIDE
FREEDOM WEATHER

NEED a latex gf

kek those non-10/10 men are all crying on the internet about not getting a 10/10 gf not giving their attention to plain girls

Will i be deported?

Ah yes, who can forget such great contributions such as losing at Gallipoli.

*straddles /brit/*

wake up hungover and start guzzling whichever drink i find first.

just surveyed the great mt. /brit/ lads

hope so