/hoc/ meme general

TOR:Maple Leafs name Mark Hunter assistant GM
MIN:Mikko Koivu named captain of team Finland
NYR:Rangers sign free agent Jimmy Vesey
CAL:Flames sign Sean Monahan to seven-year deal
OTT:Logan Brown signs ELC with Senators
:Report: CHI and NYR are finalists for Vesey
PIT:Penguins re-sign veteran Matt Cullen
ANA:Ducks sign Antoine Vermette to two-year deal
BUF:Report: six 'strong contenders' for Vesey
ARI:Sources: Vrbata close to deal with Coyotes
NJ:Taylor Hall feels he has something to prove
ARI:Report: Vermette to decide on offers Monday

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Oilers

hello i made a finnish friend last thread. what did you do?

>BUF:Report: six 'strong contenders' for Vesey
>NYR:Rangers sign free agent Jimmy Vesey

>ARI:Report: Vermette to decide on offers Monday
>ANA:Ducks sign Antoine Vermette to two-year deal

am i being rused

i got two finnish friends

pls share

that tfw no hoccei player to beat up your boipuddi

no, get your own friends

pls i just want yellow friends

i'll do it

if playing in front of sunbelt "fans" is so great, why did Vesey leave?

everybody wants to play for the New York Rangers

I like pulju

I love pulju

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me on the left and finland on the right

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i kind of hope they win this hokey piece of shit tournament

I'm new to hockey, I don't want to waste my time watching shitty teams, what team(s) should I follow next season that are actually good and have the best chance of winning the Super Cup Owl?

hawks/penguins t bh

if you want to shitpost people to oblivion in the case of a Tim Thomas-style Stan Lee, there's always seats open on the Broons bandwagon

>Rask
Tuukka will never do what Thomas did. 2013 exposed him as a fraud. The Raycroft trade was not a bad trade.

Just be a blackhawks fan. You could also go Pittsburgh but then you have to deal with being a fan of cindy crysby

pick us or youll be sorry in 2 years

Cheering for them since torts hates bill.

>Oilel fans unironically believe this
MY SIDES

I'm from Long Island and thinking about following the Islanders for the first time.
What am I in for?

Comfy hockey and being the best team in NY

FUCK OFF WERE FULL

NHL IS NOT ACCEPTING NEW FANS

REEEEEEEEEEEE

Did the penguins quietly win the cup?

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>Armenian Genocide
>Armemeians unironically believe in this
MY SIDES

Zzzzz

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>2009 scf game 7 on nhl network
Time to relive the stress

What would happen if Barkov won the stan lee? Would he celebrate? Or smile? Can you imagine him and Pulju celebrating a goal on team Finland?

Why does russia suck so much

I can't wait for the Reddithawks meme to be over.

They need to fuck off finally

Stay mad redditt

Wild

@OHLinsiders

The London #Knights have committed fraudulent activity. Arrests coming. Has to do with unauthentic memorabilia sold on CHL auction site.

@OHLinsiders

Unsure where the HHOF fits in all of this but a lawsuit has been filed against the CHL, the London Knights and the HHOF for fraud.

wat

Kek wtf

>always CAL

this triggers me so much, its always CGY never CAL on the scoreboard

pls no

REEE SO CLOSE

Slavs are the niggers of Europe

>rags

Radulov's fucking home lads. Watch out East Coast.

Is he Cell key material?

>Post yfw your rival team won't make the playoffs

youtu.be/P8-9ik9RTU8

>Sunday, October 2, 2016
>Leafs-Habs Preseason Game
>Matthews, Marner, Nylander all playing on the same line together
>Andersen in goal
>Shea Weber takes a slap shot from the point
>knocks out all of Willy's teeth
>puck bounces off his profusely bleeding skull and onto the stick of Matthews
>Matthews tries to skate it out
>Radulov pummels him with a clean open-ice hit, giving him severe whiplash
>Babs frantically calls Marner off to put on a bigger body capable of handling the pressure
>Marner guns it for the bench
>accidentally skates in front of Pacioretty who's trying to shoot
>takes Pacioretty's elbow to the face
>Andersen almost makes the save
>Gallagher crashes the net, dislocating Andersen's knee
>1-0
>mfw

Is he cell key material?

Add in:
>Sergachev is a bust
>Lehkonen is a bust
>Radulov ends up shitting the bed
>''Glass knee'' Price goes out long term
>Weber can't handle the pressure of replacing Subban

And you have my perfect scenario desu.

sergachev is already better than literally any defenseman on the laffs

oh and lehkonen is like kapanen if kapanen wasn't a bust

Tavares can't skate and is overrated.

Agreed, but that's not saying much

>Arrests coming
is that really necessary?

i agree with this post

Leon Draisaitl

>leave gary bettman to me

Is Draisaitl one of the most feared players in the NHL?

I'm coming for you Metro.

How is it that the Oilers have assembled such a team of memesters?
>reichsaitl
>bulju
>mcmeme

are other teams even trying?

bust

Hockey Memelytics are still in their infancy. Other teams don't realize the players they are undervaluing.

>he thinks the best lw not named Ovechkin or Benn is a bust
Tell me more about how Edmonton won the trade

ph god i forgot about that

>le 26 goals in his first ever full NHL season guy
>le freak out on the bench guy
>le skate fast down the wing and shoot right at the goalies chest guy
>le season ending injury guy
top 3 my ass, top 10 is being generous

Who will get injured in Uncle Gary's Meme World Hockey Invitational?

Is pulju going to advance hoc Memes forward a century?

Is he the Robert Oppenheimer of the ice?

Only by Eichel

Not too bad of an outlook. Tavares is bretty gud.
Except, you just lost a bunch of free agents.

matthews

>legen, wait for it, dary

Eichel is a German name you kike.

whose anthem would they play?

Not Taylor "3rd best LW in the world" Hall

when him and mcdavid get together and start skating meme magic runes into the ice who knows whats going to happen

So is Einstein.

one dance by drake

Sheep in wolf's clothing.

Nice bait

>tfw your rival team is the leafs, and these last 10 years have been great, but you're legitimately worried they might actually successfully rebuild this time.

they wont

they wont

Other replies are all memers. Our year

>meme logo

t.seal

prepare for a huge regression

>Puljujärvi saucer pass to McDavid, McDavid to back to Pulju, PULJU TO YAKUPOV HE SCORES!!! ONE TIMER IN THE SLOT BY YAKUPOV!!!

How? The Sharks got better this off season unfortunately.

>it was 3-0

E L I T E
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thornton is done
jones cant repeat that performance
pavlelski isnt getting any better

You have no idea what you're talking about. I'm a Kings fan that has seen a lot of the Sharks this year and the past few years. Thornton played like he usually did, Pavelski will still be great if he doesn't improve and Jones was solid all season. There's a reason why our GM didn't want Jones in the West when he traded him.

being a lifelong kongs fan since 2012 you should know all about regression

spic detected

>There are actually people who think the Oilers will make the playoffs this season

fuck off

mad detected

Kek