How would you respond, Sup Forums?

How would you respond, Sup Forums?

i mean, he's like 11.
realistically, i'd laugh and tell him he's probably right

" AYY LMAO "
out loud

Shove him to the ground, steal his skateboard, smash him in the face with it, not hard enough to seriously hurt him but to make him lose a few teeth and get a busted nose/lip. Probably put the cigarette out on his face, followed by one final kick to the ribs as I effortlessly glide away from the police.

"tell me, tell me, fuck your mum I fucking kill her , tell me

>killer
>probably listens to hip hop

That kid is probably right.

In those shorts hes asking for a scraped knee

it's a satirical account. it's pretty funny in a memey way

Challenge him to a game of tick tack toe, he already has the appropiate shirt.

>Push him off his board
>Truckcheck him in the knees
>Steal his cigarettes
>Cop his t-shirt
>Piss on his face
>Cop his board if it's not from wal-mart

I would lyrically flex on him

"Pssssh...nothing personnel, kid"

Tell him, "Yeah well clearly you don't listen to truly superior music such as Ween, Boards of Canada, My Bloody Valentine, The Beach Boys, the list goes on..."

Fill then deflate my lungs

REALLY loud

like scream it

ok computer

you remind me of me when I was younger

a dweeby little fucking loser

Laugh heartily.

Hmmm

Have some friendly banter and shit on him a bit. Maybe let him know some good bants he could use on his dumb friends.

He is clearly a cool kid. For that age, anyway.

Cool your jets, hothead.

>I'm a teenager still, I hope you guys don't guess :^)

sorry. it was too easy.

your overcompensating rage toward a literal child gave it away.

I'd tell him that he's a little twat who enjoys angsty teenager music and tell him to listen to real music like Gorillaz, My Chemical Romance, Green Day and Niel Cicierga

isn't it sort of more pathetic to be browsing Sup Forums when you're not a teenager anymore

Do you live in Virginia? Millennials wont shut the fuck up about ween over here

No, because it's nice to chill here on your days off and when you have early retirement.

Find out who his parents are tell them he caled me a cunt or something and then he'd be grounded or some shit

truck him

I live in Virginia.

What band is in his T-Shirt?

i would call the police out of his ear reach and tell them an 11 year old is smoking

is that a bad short or soemth8ng? i dont recognize it

dont be insecure because the only orbital song you know you found through the mean girls soundtrack

...

Hooly shit

I ponder of something gay. My anus fills and then deflates...

but what band is it?

Probably say that all music is real music.
Then I'd say something like, "Twenty one Pilots is pretty overrated", but just say it simply and not sperg out over it.
Then I'd leave.

yeah i dont know what real music is, so what

Patrician kids

21 pilots you retard

and who is 21 pilots? some indie christian band?

patrician answer right here

What happened to being funny in a genuine way?

I'd fart and indicate the importance of a light stance towards the all. #fatherhood

memes

i'd tell him that he's got objectively better taste in music than faggots who listen to shitty trap and meme albums

I don't listen to them but they're very popular emo rap or something idk bro but I at least recognize the cover

>Smokes let's go

It's too hard

kek, this kid looks like a younger Trevor

Settle down R. Kelly

they're genuine memes

ahahahaha holy fuck didnt notice the cig in his hnd the first time

we get it, you're 15. no need for excuses now

He probably smokes some shitty mom cigarettes. I'd kick his ass and tell him to roll his own then I'd wait for his mommy to come pick him up and give her back her smokes