Airliners

Post Airlines from ur cuntree.

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Nice 3rd world Airline you've got there, Monkies.

Check this, 1st world Airliner thats iconic and has NEVER crashed.

Here have an obvious one.

It's trash. Norwegian airlines everytime.

>28 KB, 443x332

That's certainly a third-world picture. For ants.

>A FUCKING THAI FLAG
lmao baka

Its the only one i can upload no bully ;_;

>Boeing 787 Dreamliner
>A bad plane

Azul never crashed.

>not having the oldest airliner in the world

>a fucking kangaroo on the tail fin
>an animal which cant even fly

At least use a budgie or something.

Cargo only.

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>Azul founded 2008

>Qantas founded 1920

Even KLM the worlds oldest Airline has had crashes, your shit country coupled with shit airlines is a disaster waiting to happen

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Stop posting your 3rd world Airlines

Stop being this retarded, kangarooborn

>hyper-drive

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>budgie
Lads I hope you're all using Rolls-Royce engines there.

>Rolls-Royce Engines
Yeah nah fuck off cunt, not even those pieces of shit can ROO the Red Roo cunt

Hello hol-hol, enjoy dying in your shit-tier Airliner whilst i enjoy my superior safety, comfort, entertainment, service, food and familiarity in Qantas lad tbqhwy

This is now a Qantas thread, post Qantas.

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>the Netherlands and Australia have the oldest Airlines on Earth
How does it feel being 3rd world tier, faggots?

Only the Fokker. Rest are PW, GE and CFM International.

Superior airliner here.

>beats up on roos

>having roos on their planes

land where women glow and men plunder

>tfw Ansett Australia went bankrupt
>tfw Qantas didnt want to save Ansett because their finances were legit fucked
>Air NZ tried saving it
>ran at a loss, quickly killed Ansett off
>tfw remember catching this exact plane

Eyy bruv, giv me dem sniff of de fuel dere meight, take me bak to de dream tyme rite dere m8

I love the look of their planes

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>not getting Abos to paint your planes and paying them in exhaust fumes
No wonder Poland is such a shit country

RIP

FinnAir is based

Qantas
KLM
FinnAir

Only three based long standing airlines

Best new and upcoming Airlines definitely has to be Etihad and Emirates

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Fuck your airline. I'm a ramp agent and the baggages on your airline are heavy af

>A FUCKING GOOSE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Punch the bags and see if they scream "Ay Caramba!".

d-delet

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Fuck off

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A
FUCKING
GOOSE


HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CANNOT FABRICATE

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Cargo.

first in the world to fly this baby :'^)

This is probably your favourite airliner lmao.

>Europe is fucking tiny
>using jet engines just to go 500km up the road to the next country
Kek, Qantas link will go to regional areas the length of fucking Europe using these

>bombardier

you're welcome

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Delet this

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i'm impressed they've taught monkeys to operate airplanes there.

>Faster than road and rail

Gee i wonder.

Only good thing about Europe is flights are piss cheap

Wew lad, savage

>Cargo
Well you're not going to fly Monkeys on a normal carrier airline, so its obvious if you're Brazilian, you're travelling as cargo.

Cargo.

>Date: February 01, 1963
>Time: c 17:15
>Location: Ankara, Turkey
>Operator: Middle East Airlines / Military - >Turkish Air ForceC-47
>Flight #: 265
>Route: Nicosia - Ankara
>AC Type: Vickers Viscount 754D / Douglas C-47
>Registration: OD-ADE/ CBK-28
cn / ln: 244/?
>Aboard: 17 (passengers:11 crew:6)
>Fatalities: 17 (passengers:11 crew:6)
>Ground: 87
>Summary: Midair collision between a civilian and military aircraft. Both planes crashed into a heavily populated area destroying buildings, houses and vehicles. Fourteen killed on the Viscount, three on the C-47 and 87 on the ground. Cause attributed to a military flight training zone extending into the approach pattern associated with civilian aircraft. The Viscount aircraft had an IFR flight plan but was cruising under VFR conditions and did not see the C-47 until it was too late.

Fucking turks

>passamedo

Friendly reminder that Brazilians are monkies and are only allowed to travel as cargo

You are trying too hard

>implying you can bring friends if your flight plan doesn't list them

Why?

Thou the huehue are share holders too

Ask an airport employee anything.

There was TAM, but now it became LATAM since it merged with other sudameircan airliners.

What do you do?

Baggage handler

Ever found anything weird?

Arlanda?

Today I dreamt that I was travelling to Paris with VARIG.
>mfw this isn't possible anymore

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You still can tecnically.

Are you a big guy?

Not myself but I have heard stories. It's not like we get to see what's inside the bags. Apparently there was a person who had locked himself inside the cargo hold on a plane from Ethiopia. He wanted to seek asylum here and was discovered by airport personnel once the plane had landed here in Sweden.

Also, occasionally we get dead bodies (inside coffins of course) inside the cargo hold that are going to be buried. This was very common after the 2004 tsunami that killed at least 500 Swedes in Thailand. A lot of small coffins with presumably children.... I did not work there back then however.

Yes.

I pray club concorde follow though and get them back in the air, they were a true work of Franco-Anglo ingenuity

The refugee thing is common? I remember watching the news once where a ship from Congo docked here and then the docks guards found a Congolese hidden behind the ship, the fucker stood days there.

Dead bodies must be weird as fuck to ship in desu, all the care you have to take and shit,

This has only happened once or twice as far as I know so it's not common.

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tfw too smart to fly

I see, must be crazy you'll getting all the bags of the plane and then you find a guy sleeping in the back.

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Before LATAM.

Do baggage handlers play hammer throw/kick the can with the luggages?

>this bogan circlejerk

Even the cabin floor of an ex-cuban military jet offers a better service than Qantas

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Soon.

New concorde?

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It's more about the new rocket engine attached.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SABRE_(rocket_engine)

Though yeah it could be used for intercontinental flight too.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reaction_Engines_A2

Noice.

It's received funding from the UK government, BAE Systems and the European space agency, so who knows.

Flying Aeroflot later this month, am I going to die? The fare was suspiciously low

We can only hope m8.

>the first flights of the concorde were London-Bahrain/Paris-Rio de Janeiro
Good old times when this city was at its highest.