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maisie

youtube.com/watch?v=UZPCp8SPfOM

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38814377

Ah yes, Women.

JF edition

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Family is wonderful

We'll be having more children as well

lads

what do you call a woman who literally asks for compliments?

Bad times being a lefty lads

Sick of seeing people suck up to Islam cos of muh Trump ban

Regroup. On me.

I've never had sex - whoopsy!

Not liking the virgin shaming

>"""lefty"""
>doesn't support diversity and immigration

alri Trump

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JFs in

stop thinking you're making the world better by bringing more fucking cabbages to the planet

Don't quite think my life was supposed to turn out this shit lads

Haha

Can't even have another whack at it loool

>Marxist-Leninist's aren't leftists

>gif
fuck off

shame 2bh

we need to convert the classcucked right-wingers and put the focus on the failure of capitalism

ancient mémè

It's been 24 hours since my last wank. Might reward myself with a wank.

>Bad times being a lefty lads

>Sick of seeing people suck up to Islam cos of muh Trump ban

pics

Have a feeling America is going to do a civil war.

So far, I have abducted that the homophobic yank is the one with three children planning to have more.

Definitely not a red flag guys.

Might just become a homo. Reckon I could get a boyfriend in under a month.

Imagine being born with a voice that annoying

Already done one

Have a feeling America is going to be great again.

Went to the local eatery and saw a cute southeast Asian girl working there.

She's probably already taken.

Life is depressing.

can't get happy

Looks like a Corrie character

not sure if i'm schizophrenic or autistic

I thought I was gay, but then I decided not to be.

Will yourself happy. Just WILL it.

Gays are straight to the point? Fancy shagging someone? Just straight up tell them - either they say yes, or they say no and point you towards someone who will

vocaroo something and we'll judge your voice too

FIRE IN THE PARK

are people actually going to spend 200+ minutes watching alex jones converse with joe rogan

Keep your depression and your nihilism to yourself you absolute sad case

Doesn't it sound lovely?

ripping off tism 2bh

going to do a 200+ minute wank

>Sargon
>Left wing

fuck off cringe white middle class kid

State your profession

piss off

does xxxtentacion have any other tunes where he sings or is i dont wanna do this anymore the only one

how did they get all those chimps to keep those balaclavas on?

Shan't be doing that just to appease you, little gimp

"diversity" doesn't mean allow stupid religions to fester

good lad

don't worry though at least you can grow up watching your peers make the most of life while you miss out haha

see it's not all bad

Yes, he values individualism and has debunked the white genocide argument.

confirmed for shit voice

haha faggot

>how did they get all those chimps to keep those balaclavas on?

STATE YOUR NAME CUZ

>class: economy
>duration : 14h 40mn non stop

Clan Meister

Mastering is my profession

He openly describes himself as a classical liberal.

Pubes NEED a trim, out of control at this point

anyone ever bought a whole fish from a fishmongers and cut it up themselves? is it easy?

i assume it's better value than just buying fillets at a supermarket

knew that'd trigger auslads here
drill
don't bother doing the gym thing, your looks and basic musculature is good enough.

lol triggered

already did

BACKUP DANCER

where are you going friend?

5mg Xanax plus a pint of whisky will knock you out for the entire time

Name is 2108bdsj8

SAY IT LOUD

SAY IT CLEAR

Depends what airline, flew to Indonesia with Emirates and event runt class was off key

Anyone else think Corbyn is an undetectable idiot without realistic policies, but likes him anyway because he's suppressing and diving the labour party and is also a man of principle?

Really? When has he said that?

YANKS ARE NOT WELCOME HERE

STATE YOUR NAME CUZ

Need a girl to lick my ear

Never done that but I fish and eat what I catch all the time and dressing and cleaning a fish is easy so if the price per pound is good go for it

hes quixotic

Emirates on the A380 was good but on a 777 the leg room wasn't good at all

Etihad economy was easyjet tier

Stormzy tried to indirect
But Michael, brush your teeth and have a bath, don
Where do you know me from?
"BMO 2", anybody could've wrote that song
"BMO"'s hard, don't quote this wrong
But ask your girl what they're hoping on

fucking rude

I did 10 hours on Lufthansa and it was fine in the day
I just watched films to pass the time and I didn't have any problems
But when I did the flight that took off in the evening and flew ahead of time I think I only got about an hour or two of sleep

who are you flying with and where?

Trying to figure out the best way to get my benzos through security, I have no prescription so they are therefore a class C drug

>quixotic

refugees IN

white males OUT

I'm 6'5 and legroom is always peak

Top stuff when bossman at check-in comes through with the extra legroom

Santiago with either BA or Air France.

>quixotic
erm what?

>man of principle?
>Hates the EU
>Half-heartedly campaigned for Remain because le party

>a man of principle
He isn't
He's flip-floped on the EU
He was staunchly anti-trident and is now "maybe we can possibly keep a nuclear deterrent or there will never be a Labour government in my wife's son's lifetime"

is google broken?

>peak
>bossman

>[KOC] Cannot Escape From Foreigner's Hard Dick (720p)

what's there to do in santiago?

Air France is apparently just meh on long haul routes in Economy
Not sure what BA is like

Are you going to be flying when you should be sleeping? If so, you're going to hate it. If you aren't, you're autistic enough to browse here, so you're autistic enough to keep yourself entertained for 15 hours

Just eat them right before you get to security if you're really worried but if not then just put them in a bottle of aspirin or something they don't check

If you're really paranoid then you can steam the foil open on a packet of pills and switch them out for benzos then reseal it

>flying back from Canada
>fucking stop over in France
>7 hours sleeping on the hard floor with a wafer thin blanket I managed to sneak off the flight (((attendant))) actually tried to stop me
>shit sleep
>get stuck on runway for an hour
>can't sleep on flight
>get home
>train home delayed by 2 hours

Closest I've ever been to having a nervous breakdown

been masturbating exclusively to cuck porn for 3 years now

never had a fetish last this long

alri