What's this guy's name again?

What's this guy's name again?

>Mark "If you're a Zip, I'll bust your lip" Cavendish
>Mark "Third Reich on a bike" Cavendish
>Mark "Talk 'rike dis' and I get pissed" Cavendish
>Mark "Nuke the gook in my pursuit" Cavendish
>Mark "MacArthur was right, now on your bike" Cavendish
>Mark "Not so mellow on the yellow fellow" Cavendish

Top kek. Would have loved to be in that thread live

Mark " gets slammed into by a Korean, now medals are all he's seein' " Cavendish

Mark "If you're Korean you better start fleein'" Cavendish
Mark "I'll destroy your face for second place" Cavendish
Mark "Road racer, gook eraser" Cavendish
Mark "Take a hit, commieshit" Cavendish
Mark "I'll go mental if he's oriental" Cavendish
Mark "I'll snap you in two and avoid a DQ" Cavendish
Mark "If he's Asian I'll take him out the equation" Cavendish
Mark "Eyes at a slant? Make him face-plant" Cavendish
Mark "Want to race? Better bring a neck brace" Cavendish
Mark "Zipper head? You're brown fucking bread" Cavendish
Mark "If you're yellow I'll turn you to Jello" Cavendish
Mark "See a gook, lets give him a spook" Cavendish
Mark "The Third Reich on an indoor bike" Cavendish
Mark "Take the inside , you'll go for a slide " Cavendish
Mark "If his name's Kim I'll tear him limb from limb" Cavendish
Mark "Enter the velodrome, end in a mental home" Cavendish
Mark "If he's from Asia I'll give him Euthanasia" Cavendish

>Mark "Fook da gook" Cavendish

>Mark "Velodrome? I thought you said Thunderdome" Cavendish

>Mark ''Going mental on the Oriental'' Cavendish

Mark "the wheel of God" Cavendish

Mark "If you eat hound, you're in the ground" Cavendish
Mark "Kimchi eaters are the biggest bleeders" Cavendish
Mark "Snapping bones on the velodrome" Cavendish
Mark "Fuck the DMZ" Cavendish

Mark "don't sit up or I,ll fuck your shit up" Cavendish

...

Mark ''Nagazaki on a bike'' Cavendish

Mark "Little Boy was just a toy" Cavendish
Mark "Fat Man body slam" Cavendish

It sickens me how little criticism the Korean cyclist gets for leaving his racing line and potentially ruining Mark's race by ramming him.

Mark "second place" Cavendish

the italian(also won gold) who went down with him blamed the korean for being past cav's wheel, that move is used often in the race so really it was the gooks fault

the Italian almost took down a frenchie with a similar move in the same race

Mark "Trampling at the Zoo for Park Sanghoon" Cavendish

Mark ''Broken Arrow on the Yellow Fellow'' Cavendish

Mark "Seoulless" Cavendish

my fave so far

Mark "You come inside I'll end your ride" Cavendish
Mark "I start grinnin' when your wheels stop spinnin" Cavendish
Mark "They call me Cav but I act like a chav" Cavendish

last one was a bit of a reach let's see how it plays

Mark "I'm not going to win gold because I'm shit so I'll take a few people out on the way as an excuse for being slow" Cavendish

What is he looking at?

Mark "kick up my gear when I see a Korean" Cavendish

>"talk 'rike dis' and I get pissed"

Gold desu

>Mark "If your lunch was kimchi, you'll get no mercy from me" Cavendish
>Mark "Pass me on the inside, next time in the paralympics you'll ride" Cavendish
>Mark "If you dine on chihuahua stew, it's curtains for you" Cavendish
>Mark "If gangnam style is your dance, you'll leave in an ambulance" Cavendish
>Mark "Bad news if rice gives you zing, 'cause racial purity's my thing" Cavendish
>Mark "If sushi rolls are your dish, I'll gut you like a raw fish" Cavendish

Mark "Born on the Isle of Man, acts like it" Cavendish