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cara

classy
elegant

lottie you're a hottie

is it safe

costa or the 'bucks?

get him janny

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Did a VERY convincing impression of a functioning member of society today, lads

It's amazing. he has either assisted with or directly saved well over 10 people's lives

lads what happens if you wank twice every day for years on end then you try nofap and manage 6 days and then book an escort for the first orgasm(s)?

asking for a friend about tomorrow evening

kangawoo fucking wetard

found the janny

>BBC News

did anyone in your family fight in the cod wars?

Well lads?

Actual photo of America

love how the janny triggers autists so hard

go work on a fishing trawler, you'll probably end up saving someone's life at some point if that's what you want

Abraham Goldstein

you can let it go now, move on

Israel Schlomowitz

you will literally blow your load in 20 seconds once it gets up then you'll be raring to go at least 2 more times

umm a bit racist haha?

It's 15 end of story
there's only one box of fries on the bottom line

>tfw used to be 5'4 and built like a 17 year old Icelandic lifesaver
this was about 30 years ago mind you

25 desu

ygg are such a sick crew
pk's gonna be a legend

haha yes it is the trump supporters who are setting shit on fire

Probably, but I've never heard about it
I'm training to become a search and rescuer, so maybe I'll one day save a life

top 3 things the janny HATES
1. early threads
2. nude pictures of girls
3. his life

70

i'm 22 and still have wet dreams

Joshua Silverberg

never steal my posts ever again

just demolished a packet of starburst

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FIRST YOU FALL DOWN

THEN YOU GET BACK UP AGAIN

I bet he isn't too happy about his salary either

you lads call it weed, pot, crow, green, bud, or what?

i say crow desu

*sneaks into your bedroom whilst you're out and licks up all the cum from your sheets*

teehee

just ate a boost, a wispa and a crunchy i got for £1.20 in one stop

>sending 30 frigates up against a few Icelandic fishing trawlers
bit overkill that desu

17

just heard someone refer to the EU as a super power

i'm the immigrant

She's gonna get knocked up by Dublin roadmen?

Sounds like a right bent twat

The EA servers keep going down so I can't play Star Wars Battlefront online. Jesus Christ it is like anudder shoah.

r8

anyone want to see my boypussy?

i literally have a picture of it ready to upload

grass 2bh

t. essex boi

Rabbi Ackermann

There was a thing about church clocks on BBC Radio 4 today.

The host talked with some experts on the issue but it was clear he had no idea what to ask them.

After the interviews the host commented that he doesn't know much about churches because he's Muslim and went on a 10 minute tirade about the amazing clock at some mosque in Saudi Arabia being the biggest and best in the world.

Not even memeing.

gras

t. leiden boi

16

draw

We have to be bfs first.

Hmm...

22.

what is the point of using a taxi

yeah go on

*readies willy*

have you done anything similar?
I reckon it will be embarrassing cumming so quick the first time

big mistake lad
the janny is incapable of taking jokes, he WILL ban you

>female counsellor was a bit of a bitch and was always very strict about time, one hour session and cash in hand and just said b urself and dont think so much

>went to a male counsellor today and he kept me for two and a half hours and basically didn't care about the time and gave me a lot more advice the woman did

why are men better then women in every way lads

to be fair, if you saw the saudi clock, you'd understand

16.

convenience

god i wish my gf had big milky cowtits ;_;

tfw you have a smallchested lover

think my dad might be having a schizophrenic episode

*reads a book*

alright, here he is

id rather you didnt wank to him desu

I wonder who keeps posting McDonalds subliminal advertising every week

to be fair, if you saw the saudi cock, you'd understand

flatchested girls are the best desu

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better than nothing lad

miss the B-cupped ex gf 2bh

quickest way to get from a-b if you're out with the lads on the piss

the gf

bit tits are shit

would love to finger your cat until it bleeds then put it under the wheel of an 18 tonne lorry and edge it backwards so it splatters into a fine mist

fucked a polish girl over the summer that got my frightfully horny the entire week up leading to it and i just told her the first one will be quick but she'd enjoy the others. romped for about 3 hours all over my house, made her orgasm, was fucking incredible but i was dead after and she didn't give a shit about the first one

besides you're going to fucking an escort she'll have encountered all kinds of things like this

would like to see that pic without the leggings 2bh

imagining if i was her dad and i saw this picture online

got angry

love that bulge

me the cat

the water is life

brrrrrrrrrrrraaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFTTTTTTTTTPTPPPTPT

"the good"

her arse is probably caked in dry shit desu

ok

childhood is choosing 2

adulthood is knowing 1 is the better choice

why would you think that?

2 looks qtier

WwaHEEYYYYYYYY

girls are filthy

she poos from her bum

childhood is watching football

adulthood is watching anime

pretty good teeth on them both

Ahh yes, yanks

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dark hair > light hair desu

anime is shit