What? Slytherin is in the lead? Fuck that. 10,000,000 points to Gryffindore. Fuck those slimy snakes!

>What? Slytherin is in the lead? Fuck that. 10,000,000 points to Gryffindore. Fuck those slimy snakes!

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god forbid Hufflepuff gets to win ever.

Slytherin didn't save Hogwarts.

>I fucking hate Slytherin I hope they fucking die minus 1000 points and they are not to speak nor look up in the presence of studens from other houses

Did they win every year or what?

Kill yourself wannabe saetre

>le he should've just let this openly nazi house win because muh justice

It's a school, what's more important is teaching the students right values. If slytherin is rewarded for their shitty culture what message does it send? That said he could've let ravenclaw win just aswell.

dude roleplaying lmao!!
freakin grid posting plebeian

Slytherins did nothing wrong. They worked hard all year just to get their dreams stepped on at the last moment.

If I take that house cup off, will you die?

Isn't it kinda bias to give "special" points. Like this nigga is a Gryfindoor, obviously he wanted them to win, especially all the bad rep prior to books since according to the lore, the pure master race house won 7 years before.

>tfw no Bully-type video game set in Hogwarts before books took place where you play as a Slytherin, taking everybody down a peg

So what the fuck did Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw do all year?

Their best

I am a big fan of Dumbleposting

>Mfw i still remember playing the old games after the first movie came out

Where the FUCK has all this time gone fambrahs

Make friends and study, the things you usually do at school. Gryffinchads and Slythercucks just tried to out dick each other for points.

Hufferpuffer...comes in at 420 points

and that's pretty good

...for the remedial students they are.

Gambondore would never pull shit like this

>one day earlier:
>Severus I fucking warned you to stop being so goddamn biased in your class, just wait till the leaving feast you fucking beta bitch

perhaps hes wondering by harry potter was one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>tfw some of the HP games were actually good

Slytherin DIDYA PUT YA HOUSE POINTS IN THA GOBLET OF FIYAH?!!!

>playing videogames
Get out of my art board

>Gryffinchads

We're talking about the house with Neville Longbottom and the Weasleys here.

Who were the Chads?

Movies aren't art.

>Oh for fucks sake, another Weasley cunt. Can't your deadbeat father learn how to pull out before we are up our necks in a sea of redhead puffs?
>Well, I know just what to do with you, if I put all of you together at least there's a chance that you all die in a fire while sleep, you bloody ginger shits.
>GRYFFINDOR!

>all those "actors you could beat up" threads
Lmao

>took french class in HS
>our french teacher would regularly phone it in and shepherd us to the computer lab
>we'd play the Harry Potter Chamber of Secrets vidya on PC, with the language switched to french

Ebin

FLIPENDO

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What's up with Chamber of Secrets and why was it so good?

No shit
He was actually dumbledore unlike that garbageman harris. literally only people that like harry potter for facebook "nerd" status disagree

What kind of fucking reasoning is this?

>problem glasses
>scarf
>can't shave properly
>smoker

I'd rather hang out with the kid on the right than the hipster cocksucker on the left

>hipster
Fucking lel
That's because you are the kid on the right already you complete mong

A good balance between taking itself seriously and fun adventure times, something the later movies/books would forget about it and just go one way or the other.

I'm scared how well this picture describes me.

>am a mix of left and right

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

The thing that got me was the potions textbooks were wrong, snape knew they were wrong and yet he used them anyway.

MAH NIGGA BLACK'S ASS COULD BE ANYWHERE YO!

>clifford for president

Dressing "well" is for faggots you faggot.

How else would you describe his appearance then?

*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...

The left is a bit outdated
kubrick, burgerman, lars, kuro and tark should all be on the right side
the joke of the image is that the left is just the right side all grown up;)

Average young adult american male not from a flyover state or LA

You are a normal person who maintains a balance of activities.

Left just sounds like an asshat autist, they're negative people overall and not people you hang out with, i've experienced them.

>always debates even if it's pointless
>suffers from dunning kruger while he's bronze league in all games and blames everyone else
>easy triggered
>often had a hard childhood and hates everyone
>easy jealous
>can't read women and just hates them cause he can't get one.

You're the Sup Forums teen on the right side pretending to be on the fence.

> Average
Nah mate, definitely not. This guy would be made fun of for being such a hipster by other hipsters.

I feel like you just described me exactly and I'm actually worried you know me irl. I've changed since high school senpai.

Nah im not a virgin and I do drugs to a fault. I don't think I could "seduce" women anymore, 2bh with you fambulance

But I spend all my time watching tv/movies and playing w/dog

>quote unquote "gamer"
>146XXX
>jonny cena
>no actual knowledge of why the left is better
This is Sup Forumseddit. This is memes. This is Sup Forumseddit. This is memes

did they not win in the years before anyway. or was that the quidditch cup

Post dog and if its a nice doggo I will apologize for being so rude.

What breed's your dog fampai? I've got a kelpie border collie mix.

>male

lol

I never did get past the gringotts level in the ps1 game. Fully expected to nail it when I played again recently as a 24 year old

such rage and frustration. fuck that game

My pupper is a disadvantaged culturally-enriched youth who doesn't know who his daddy is

His momma is a labrador retriever though

>mfw Draco being cucked by Lord Voldemort is real

I'm sorry I called you a Sup Forums pleb and I'm sorry your dog is degen

explain

>I'm sorry your dog is degen

>they dindu nuffin
Fuck you Slytherin, minus 6000 points

Draco was cucked is everyway possible in that show. Cucked outta house game, outta quidditch, cucked otta his money, outta killing dumbledore, outta his mon and probably also cucked outta pansy as well. Why was he such a white male?

>Albus Severus, have I ever told you about Severus Snape?He was a racist that made my life hell when I was in Hogwarts but it's okay because he asked Voldemort not to kill my mother because he wanted to fuck her. He was a good friend

Because whites are evil. Especially the yellow haired ones, so they must suffer.

IT WAS ALL A DREAM

I USED TO READ QUIBLER MAGAZINE

>I have the final solution to the Slytherin question
What did he mean by this?

Locking them in the dungeon and letting them starve to death obviously.

Nononono play that shit back. Ahem. Cough cough...cough cough

IT WAS ALL A DREAM
I used to read deaily prophet magazine
Voldemort and DumbleD up in the pensieve
Hanging portraits on my wall
Every Saturday, Quidditch, seeking girls, let me work my magic on them all
I let my wand rock til my wand popped
Smoking tentacular leaves and mandrake sippin on Slughorns private stock

This. Naming him Rubeus or Arthur would make more sense.

Doesn't /lit/s other chart list Atlas Shrugged as God Tier?

Im fucking dying

Albus makes sense. Hell the whole thing actuLly does

Albus is such a gay name, all the other kids are going to have regular names and this poor kid is going to have a name from 150 years ago

He looks exactly like a cross between Harry and Ginny. Is that CGI?

No its real

Reminder that Slytheryn is basically the ISIS of the wizarding world.

>that one gameboy color game
Whoa

You can bang one girl from Slytheryn. Which one, /t/v/?

Goyle

Real question, are all this people shitposting about Harry potter to boycott the new plays? That's the only reason to be talking about this dead saga right?

>all the other kids are going to have regular names
Only Harry and Ron have reasonable names

BLACK COULD BE ANYWHERE

The first two games are god tier and capture perfectly the comfy feeling of their movies.

...

How did they get away with this?

Why was Ceder in Hufflepuff? He was a champion

I admire JK Rowling's dedication to keeping the series as focused on Harry's POV as possible but I would've loved to see what Hufflepuff House was like when they realized they had a golden boy finally

How about the arbitrary fucking points system?

Talking in class? 10 points from gryffndoor!

Save the school from Voldemort? 20 points to Gryyfondor!

Peeves was never in the movies

Really bothered me because I can't actually imagine what he would look like. Closest is the videogames where he was a blue manlet

>leave Slytherin House to me

The faggot on the left isn't inhaling. He's literally wasting perfectly fine tobacco

sent ;)

It's not like magic is based on a clear set of rules either.

what if hes smoking one of those cool flavored cigar things

First of all that's not a cigar
Second of all flavoured cigarettes are shit and nobody smokes them just for the flavour

Women do

calm down there mr tar lungs

#notallwomen