What are your thoughts on Vietnam?

What are your thoughts on Vietnam?

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Ungrateful rats

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-"Communist"

Language is really funny sounding tbqh
Not a bad country

Horrible sounding language that literally makes your ears bleed.

Their men do very well with White girls.

>Their men do very well with White girls.

Otherwise they are your typical SE Asians - low IQ, brown, and live in a shithole.

It's alright South is better than north

Food good

women are qt

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>do well with white girls

No they don't.

They're not good chinks, they're not bad chinks

They're THE chinks

I see the French are still salty

I'd like to try that noodle soup they make.

Actually, my second post (all me desu) was not supposed to be mean

My apologies my froggy friend

It's pretty good everyone should get some pho

French never did anything significant to Vietnam, apart from the train rail.

That guy doesn't look Vietnamese at all t-b-h.

>train rail

Thank uuuuuuus :3

ESL teacher?

I love them, but I don't think they love me back.
If they weren't commies I'd consider them the master race.

nhà máy ở đâu?

No, i'm Kinh. What is ESL anyway?

admirable people beating the fuck out of the US

The hate China more than they love communism anyway

Why are mainland southeast Asians so diverse.

I know Vietnamese and burmese people and they can be as pale as east Asians, some are really dark and some look just like a regular asian and some look kind of white. It's weird. My friend who I've known for a couple years just told me he was burmese even though I swear he barely looks Asian.

I've seen Vietnamese people that look more Chinese than some Chinese people.

Tons of different indigenous groups and foreign invaders. They cover the entire spectrum.

Makes sense. I'm just curious because there are a lot of southeast Asians where I live. Nice people.

-obvious chinese influence. most viets insists that they are chinks that were born in vietnam (3 fucking generations). embarassed to be associated with "boat people".
-nig like people (spic-like actually). for such a small minority in the US, they commit a lot of crime. receives welfare just because and lies about it.

Vietnam is more homogeneous (85% of the population is Kinhs), Myanmar is less so.

Both have dozens a minority groups. But anyway they're kind of we wuz, i haven't met one that can speak their ethnic language.

Kill those. The basic of Vietnamese nationalism is "fuck Chinks".

This, we betrayed our French allies to liberate Vietnam from imperial tyranny.

Next thing you know, they're attacking our airbases throughout the south.

They're almost as ungrateful as Pakistan

>This, we betrayed our French allies to liberate Vietnam from imperial tyranny.

From what I know from asking around. I've been told by Vietnamese people that their minority speak their own language and barely speak Vietnamese and most Vietnamese don't know any minority languages. From the burmese I heard that almost all minorities speak the burmese language, plus their minority language while most regular burmese can speak a minority language.

But Vietnamese sounds like someone trying to chew some really hard jerky while burmese and sometimes Thai sound very nice.

Badass history, pretty shit since the 90s

Well, i've never been to the mountainous area, i just stay in the lowlands. But from the ones i met, they're all assimilated.

Pretty much the Rambo of Asia

>French
>allies
We burned that bridge when Alexander Hamilton used the French revolution as an excuse to default on our debts

I fucked 2 Vietnamese in my life, went out which one for a year and a half.would not recommend

Also i could understand Muong at some levels, although i have to listen hard.

why? you guys basically look the same as any chink in Guangdong and other Southern provinces in china. kek

I think China's waged consistent campaigns of aggression against Vietnam since humans first settled the area

You know that in our eyes a Brit and a Pole look the same, right?

No wonder you think we and Chinese look the same.

*sudden flashbacks of Hueys flying over from beyond the horizon*

*Fortunate Son starts playing*

*IT AINT ME*

IT AIN'T ME

have you been to the bar Apocalypse Now in HCMC

But they do

When you live in a multicultural as fuck society, you begin to see things in terms of 5 or 6 major races.

Nope, i don't live in Sài Gòn.

We fucked them over, it's good to see they unfucked themselves.

Also last night I ordered a bluecheese burger and a milkshake. This morning my stomach is in agony. I thought it'd be made of steel after being in china, but apparently not

What did you phams do to me, and how can I fix myself

>bluecheese in Vietnam
That's where you wrong, bro.
>milkshake
You mean trà sữa? Then it's infamous for being bad.

Chinese migration

Looks nice. Seems to make the chinese mad

>Chinese migration
Hoa (Chinese) is not the biggest minority group here. Most minorities groups have live in Vietnam for some thousand of years.

I like their food when it doesn't have dog or communism in it.

Lol hoa

Generally smart people, industrious, best SE Asians

Some Vietnamese boys I've known were really cute :3

Language sounds weird as fuck with all the nasals

Pretty cool. How did Ho Chi Minh ever allow this western decadence though?

Meh, he looks Thai

It's hua in Mandarin, Zhonghua = Trung Hoa in Vietnamese.

>all these vietnamese flags in one thread

Guys pls help
I want to learn your language, but holy fuck it's annoying.
These tones are killing me

I can't help you with it, in fact i don't know how exactly i pronounce them myself. If you don't say those tones correctly we can't understand you.

I DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT VIET FUCKIN NAM!

Koreans need to learn from Vietnamese.

I'm still a beginner, but even when I force myself to talk very very slowly, I fuck up the tones.
I really need to take my time to make sure I say " Tôi ghi tiếng nói của co ấy " and not " Tôi ghì tiếng nói của co ấy ".

Is there a discord or telegram group for vietnamese speakers from Sup Forums?

I want to be an ageing decadent farang hippie living somewhere in Vietnam, drinking away half my time and conversing fluently with the locals for the rest

I just need some $$ to achieve this

>I just need some $$ to achieve this
Yeah, about 350 euros for the next 20 years will do fine.

It's not impossible if you live frugally & invest in some apartments, but fugg man, it's not easy either

you'll only need the money to buy a one-way ticket to Saigon. Then head west until you hit a rainforest, and live in a farming village where you live the rest of your life eating spiders and shit
Grow all your own food, collect rainwater.
Done. No more stress about investment properties and Berlin getting SYRIAN'd

france had the good sense to give up early
USA didn't figure it out for a while and brought laos into it anyway
china learned the lesson earlier but it took dynasty after dynasty of failure

Nah mate I'd rather live out some cyberpunk - Kowloon City - Blade Runner style fantasy in the concrete jungle

NOT TRUE COMMUNISTS

Good lads.

that's so 2007
Thanks Trudeau

Looks like your average tianguis worker, tbqh

I like Vietnam.

loa.fm/post/144859605433/loa-sài-gòns-lost-rock-n-roll-published-may

I'm Chinese and I love Vietnam, my gf is Viet. I just wish Viet dudes would stop hating on China as if it's a Korea/Japan dispute, Chinese people don't really mind Vietnam or Vietnamese. In fact, we probably hate the Cantonese more than the Vietnamese. It also helps that Vietnamese are much better looking than Cantonese people.

Vietnamese won't ever stop hating China. Although most of us respect Chinese culture and art.

>I just wish Viet dudes would stop hating on China as if it's a Korea/Japan dispute
Repeated attempts at conquest will do that.

>badass history

Vietnamese history is shit. They're basically China's retarded stepchild.

>1000 years of being enslaved by Chinese dynasties
>FINALLY gain independence from one of the weakest Chinese dynasties in history. Vietnamese monkeys couldn't do shit against Han, Sui, Tang, etc.
>Do nothing. Invent nothing.
>Southern Chinese immigrants establish the Tran dynasty that beats the Mongols
>Vietnam gets wrecked by the Ming dynasty
>Does the filthiest sneak attack in history to beat Qing. Imagine doing a sneak attack on Christmas. The dirty Vietnamese niggers did something like that.
>Get enslaved by the French
>Get wrecked by the US until they pull out due to political problems
>Get wrecked by the PRC but claim that Vietnam won
>Vietnam is still a poor shit hole

Vietnamese never invented a single thing. They don't have a single piece of culture that isn't stolen from China. Vietnamese museums are practically empty because Vietnam literally has nothing to show. Seriously, all they have is one dumb looking bronze drum and a shitty little pagoda built on a concrete pillar. Vietnamese food is also basically a mix of Southern Chinese and French cuisine. Even Pho was invented in the 20th century by Chinese immigrants.

>t. chinese emigrant

t. Xi Zhao Li

IT AINT ME
IT AINT ME
I AINT NO FORTUNATE SON

Sing it, exaggerate, make it over the top until you get it right

OK, as you pleased. It is true that Vietnamese culture comes from China.

Saigon doesn't look that nice irl

Goddamn it's hot too. I can't imagine what this place must be like in summer

That was hanoi

How do people even wear clothes in Saigon?

What do you think of HO CHI MIN ?

I found it to be normal. I live in the South anyway.

Biggest/nicest boobs in SEA.

that's not saying much

How do I go about renting a motorbike? How much do they cost to rent?

see

People who defeated the shit out of Americans.