Seth Rogen and James Franco's names appear on the screen. The 8 bit version of Mario bros music starts playing

Seth Rogen and James Franco's names appear on the screen. The 8 bit version of Mario bros music starts playing.
Announcer starts: This is Mario
Cut to scene of Seth Rogen under a sink screaming. "I don't fit under this F'n sink, HELP ME!
Announcer continues: He's Fat
Cut to James Franco laughing with stupid look and porn mustache pulling on seth Rogen's legs from under the sink.
Announcer: This is Louigi, he's stupid... The one thing they share in common? They're both worthless.
Cuts to Title of Film: SUPER MARIO BROS
Cuts to The two of them sitting on a couch.
Mario:what's the worst that can happen if we eat this mushroom
Cuts to a scene of both of them running and scream with fire raininging down on them.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=ETYD-vXUGtk
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

I'd watch that.

11/10

5/7

I'd actually watch these two as SMB.

...

sounds to me like pure fucking KINO

Help me flesh out this plot anons, should the whole thing just be a shroom trip where they imagine bowser and koopas or would it be better if some shenanigans lands them in the real mushroom kingdom and they save peach a defeat bowser out of pure luck even though they are idiots

I'd watch it.

I'd call shenanigans

bowser should be a small time crime boss who they hallucinate as a fire breathing dragon. koopas should be his goons

peach is just some chick they keep trying to save, but she really doesnt need their help at all and she calls the cops on them and they imagine the cops as koopas

They should also be completely hammered during production to keep with the tradition of Super Mario Brothers movies.

and john leguizamo can be yoshi

>they smoke weed from a green pipe-shaped bong

>bowser is an evil, middle class white male who tries to keep seth from sleeping with his wife

youtube.com/watch?v=ETYD-vXUGtk

>Cuts to Title of Film: SUPER MARIO BROS
>all the vowels are pot leaves

one fucking jerb OP

Bowser is mob boss Ray Liotta, Peach is his daughter that Franco is infatuated with

Koopas are cops and mob henchmen

DUDE MUSHROOMS LMAO

Is this the same cinematic universe?

DUDE ANOTHER CASTLE LMAO

unfortunately no... this shares the universe where bella thorne is Samus and vin diesel is ganandorf

They should think they are tripping on shrooms, only to eventually realize they accidentally wandered into a legit warp pipe in a basement wwhile stoned

kino

Danny McBride as Wario and Jonah Hill as Toad and I'm in.

Craig Robinson might work as Bowser

HOLY SHIT THAT'S GOLD
200 million opening weekend

Emma Stone as Peach

you need a legitimate actor to sow this shindig together

Sony exec here. Thanks Sup Forums you're not worthless after all :)

>Bowser is mob boss Ray Liotta
Pure kino

They THINK it's a shroom trip at first even though it's blatantly not, because they're such loveable dumb dumbs. They are joking around and don't rralize they're in real danger.

jonah hill is oscar nominated... Or does danny mcbride need to be bowser jr and jack nicholson as bowser

>Jack Nicholson as Bowser
"Here's Bowser!"

This sounds pretty funny. Id go see it

Michael Cera voices yoshi

"guys i dont know what the fuck you expect me to do. My job is to tell you the princess is in another castle, jesus. Dont shoot the messenger"

A perfect score