City

Pretty vital, nothing is written in English anywhere outside of Arlanda. Get an interpreter if you're trying to buy milk, we have some weird shit like Fil.

Toronto

Literally the only important place in Canada, it's existence is how every other part of Canada knows they're irrelevant. Anything good comes from Toronto now. The rest of Canada is stagnant.

tres interessant

why, bro?

Chicago

It's still to this day the largest city in the world that was completely nonexistent at the beginning of the 19th century.

Also a frozen wasteland in winter and during summer you mind as well be living between satans sweaty ballsacks.

idk but I actually laughed really hard at this

That was a seasonal fishing outpost in an area already used for seasonal fishing outpost reasons by basque fishermen probably even before Columbus voyage.

The first european permanent settlement in North America was done by the Vikings somewhere in Terranova; the first post-Columbus was Isabela and the first that still stands is Santo Domingo.

I live in a tiny little white colony in South Brazil.

Nothing ever happens here except from some occasional hail.

No, really, nothing ever happens here.

I wish I lived in a big city, as comfy as this is you have to take a 2 hours car drive to buy new headphones.

Would that city be Dubai?

>Vancouver

The first settlement at what would later become Vancouver was called 'Gastown'

This settlement started as a crossroads and a single saloon, whose owner/proprietor Jack Deighton was known as "Gassy Jack".

He was not particularly flatulent. "Gassy" in the parlance of the times meant that he loved to talk, and was a gifted conversationalist who loved to chat with anyone who stopped in for a drink.