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the so-called "gf" edition

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anime

cartoons made by japanese people

Celts need to be slaughtered
Britain belongs to the strong Anglos

biting during sex
y/n

GIVE ME A BLOODY GIRLFRIEND RIGHT BLOODY NOW!

y

>tfw no qt dixie conservative gf

if it's hard enough to pop one of my veins and kill me from blood loss then y

yeah id be into that


would love a qt gf to bite during passionate moments or for playfulness and wouldn't mind being bitten either......... 2 b h.

cara is not attractive

Fedora posting is a big fat not an argument.

A Canadian said I should post black men here.

Good pizza:
Pepperoni, pineapple, onion, bacon

>Fedora posting is a big fat not an argument

What do you think of mena girls

>also see /brit/
>only burgers leafs and krauts, but no brits
Eternally cucked, good job islanders

Mehmet

Why is Male Genital Mutilation allowed in NA?

youtube.com/watch?v=NLmU6xTdeTI

earlier today a haitian girl with a smelly pussy at work offered to be my fuck buddy, shes been flirting with me a bit for months and she saw me snapchatting someone, forced me to add her and asked me if my "hoes" are texting me when she thought my phone was vibrating. then she put on a big bright smile and asked me if i ever had friends with benefits.


just turned around and continued doing my work. i was like "no not really heh..." then she was like "whens the last time you had sex?" and i was like "heh well its been awhile........... ......" shes asked me that like 4-5 times over the last few months too. its like leave me alone..... fuck...

Because the Jews wouldn't allow it to be banned. Also the six million.

Jamal my son

>Toilet Bog Fart

Dudes?

Who's the new Donald Trump now that Dr*mpf is the President?

Please tell me those aren't your hands chilANgO

is she fit?

kellie leitch

Donald Trump is doing a pretty decent job so far. You can tell by how pissed off the media is.

>Hey user, we earn money by playing video games and uploading them on youtube.
>We have gfs and normie lifestyle
>We have 2mln subscibers and are good looking
>What have you achichved so far?

How would you genuinely react in such a situation?

...

beetus?

Whats the problem?

and dont call me that.

I am fundamentally opposed to putting thin mints in the freezer.

*casts dispell numale*

You have girl hands.

Daily reminder

how do you know she has a smelly pu$$y? what does it smell like?

Goat is pretty good. Ask the Mexicans.

Enjoy not playing games for fun

im reading a history of England book. just made it to the glorious revolution. Would you say your more of a roundhead or a cavalier?

Get her number and fuck her you waste man baka wtf u doin my dude

>good looking

It is.

>Roundheads
Ah yes, the proto-Yanks

shes got an ok face but shes very very overweight, a bit awkward, and not very smart

they have us in a small office, shes in a little corner and she walks right behind my chair every time she has to get out of the office. like her crotch sometimes rubs across my chair. it smells very musky, some days you can't smell it but some days you're like "jesus christ." the other people in the office smell it too.

Are you a girl?

haven't felt the warmth of a woman's womb

no.

>black
>ok face but shes very very overweight, a bit awkward, and not very smart
Average Y*nk

...

dont forget smelly minge

Walking around with the workmates to lunch
Boss says SO user HOW'S THE GF SITUATION GOING

"well, it's a situation haha"

hmm

is he okay?

one of the daughters on that show married at first sight has an absolute banging pair of chebs on her lads

The end comes for us all lad

i cant wait to have an opportunity to talk to a girl i actually like


haven't talked to any qts since high school and i think i understand grils a bit better now than i did back then

i think im on the cusp of being worthy of having a gf - the trump administration is going to be good for me

Post a pic, bud.

it was on an ad that was on. I'll try to get one when the show is on, they're unreal

>haven't talked to any qts since high school and i think i understand grils a bit better now than i did back then

>translation: I don't talk to girls

The end times are nigh lads... Repent now before you are left behind.

i generally have an ethos of not killing living things if i don't have to, like if i see a bug that isn't bothering anyone and its in my path i'll side step it. if i'm about to step on a bug and realize its there i'll literally jump out of the way so that i don't disturb it, like i'll risk jumping awkwardly just to not kill the thing even though i see most other people treating bugs like garbage even when they're not doing anything to hurt you.

but there are these tiny flying bugs that have invaded my house recently and i feel nothing for them. i thought they'd fuck off in a day or two but its been about a week now and they keep getting drawn to tv screens and computer screens. when i crush them i'm indifferent to how they might be feeling and i don't mind robbing them of life....

"so you got any girls on the go mate?"
"ummmm...nah"

every time wew

ah yes, Rochdale

>when i crush them

BORN TO KILL huh murderer?

yeah you didn't need to translate that at all

i spelled it out pretty clearly that i don't talk to girls

>I understand girls a bit better
>not that I speak to any, but I understand them

>nearly have a gf
>she's ugly

>Trump talking about viewing figures of the Apprentice at a prayer breakfast
is he memtally ill?

>prayer breakfast
Lmfao yanks

>Trump

Who is this and who is his apprentice?

>"""""""""""nearly have a gf"""""""""""

just found this on some african geezers facebook

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>is he memtally ill?

most likely. i think hes hilarious but hes obviously a little crazy and a special kind of narcissistic.

would like to read a few books on his psychology 2bh

Pretty sure she is thinking the same think.

dont do it

ugly people suck

what's the point of having a gf if she's ugly lol

What's your favourite?

i actually had a girl who was a friend who was pretty ugly and she was actually really cool....

wasn't a girlfriend though. everyone in class thought we liked each other but we didn't really, she was just fun to shoot the shit with.


>2 of my best friends in my life have been girls and both times they weren't that attractive and i had pretty much no desire to fuck em

*breathes in deeply*

MUH DICK

>nearly have a t-rex
>its dusty

>traps with masculine veiny hands
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
rock hard to flaccid in one second

im no uggo

get ball step on by stilletto

y/n?

what if they have masculine veiny dicks though


you're ok with dicks but not hands?

*S M H*

imagine how a younger version of you would feel if they saw how their life would turn out

no

its not as fun as it sounds

qt feminine penises aren't real penises, it's not gay

they would have completely foreseen my current situation

young me was a smart one

told my asian gf to come over with stillettos and she came with fucking flats

>tfw even racist white women can't resist the bbc

Violet Crumble or Crunchie?

once i took shrooms and realized that i had access to all of the knowledge of the universe and all of these truths about reality kept shooting into my head every few minutes and i was like "fuck, how did i already know that?"


then as i came to, i forgot it all. felt like my brain was in hyperspace but my body was in my bed.

>Trump

Seriously, who?

ahh my man the media has referring to him as Drumpf that is who is it..

fuck crunchies

that guy from the yank apprentice

why does the thread keep on fucking switching

chroomp

Im going to graduate soon and it's hard to meet people

hullo xo

I'm in college and I don't meet people lol.

Sorry, didn't catch that