Character(s) stranded on island

>character(s) stranded on island
>none of them have long ass finger/toenails

I feel so disgusting when I leave the house and see my nails aren't normal length but rather curled up

>Character gets stranded on island
>Becomes primitive over time

Is this the greatest movie ever made?

I'm assuming they find clippers in some of the luggage, user

They eat their nails when sick.

>not using your fingernails to trim your finger and toe nails

Dumb frog poster doesn't even know what it's like to have nails.

What the fuck are you people suggesting? I don't own clippers and my fingers and toes don't have long nails, you just use your fingers and mouth to start a sideways cut and then you can pull the excess length off horizontally like if you were tearing open a bag of chips. Have all of you seriously spent your entire lives using metal clipping tools?

>what is biting nails off

I bite my nails all the time. They're never long. I don't even own nail clippers.

dumb frogposter

kek, spoken like a true animal that objects to using metal toolery.

get rek'd

my finger/toenails get soft in water, so when they get too long i just tear them off after a shower.

>he doesn't use nail clippers

enjoy your hangnails

I'm 29, have never owned clippers, and have never had a hangnail.

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>my finger/toenails get soft in water
you should see a doctor, brah, that's not normal

>bite nails since I was a child
>decide to stop one day
>month later, no urge to bite, habit kicked
>having nails feels annoying and uncomfortable
>start biting nails again

why didnt he just fly the eagle to deliver the packages

Yes. I am a man who actually works with his hands and usually gets his fingernails dirty.

Are you a grill or are you just a weak bitch?

>Man who works with his hands
>manicuring like a woman

kek m8 good one

>All these people who don't use nail clippers
What the fuck is wrong with you

You're right user. You're mom doesn't like when I finger her asshole with dirty fingernails.

The cunt has no problem licking the shit off my hands though