Yfn have Maria spot you

>yfn have Maria spot you
Why even live bros?

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rip in piece ribcage

>swn bully you when you can't complete your reps
;_;

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>arching back
>bouncing the barbell off the chest
it's almost a suicide attempt

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>ywn force feed Maria when she needs to bulk up for competition

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I don't really need a spotter anyway

go on...

>ywn yell "SOOOOOEEEY" and watch her come running across the farm to the feeding trough
>ywn listen to her oink at the feeding trough as she stuffs her face with slop

why go on

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why do white bois have such masochistic fetishes? you the type of niggas that be paying bitches to say mean shit to you.
>b-but its just a meme XD
yeah right

is that a cardboard box under their shirt? No way that's a ribcage.

>you the type of niggas that be paying bitches to say mean shit to yo

If only you knew. I've single handedly put three working girls through college.

I'm thinking foam padding

I don't even know who that fat pig is lol

Delet

Because white men don't meet any resistance in daily life.

I'm too much of a wimp for that.

>ywn feed her pound after pound of ice cream using first a spoon, then a garden spade, then a shovel
>ywn hook her up with intravenous IVs full of mama's fresh-cooked brown gravy
>ywn blindfold her and fuck her from behind while grabbing her by the hair and shoving her face down into a bathtub full of mcdonalds chicken nuggets

why even live this glib facsimile of a life anymore. why even continue the farce?

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literally what the fuck is that person doing
You're supposed to arch your back to avoid shoulder impingement, just not to a crazy extent

>Walmar
Polacks can't even afford the letter T on their coupons

>ywn design a bane-style facial mask for her that administers constant dollops of hellman's mayonnaise rather than morphine
>ywn lock her, naked, in the bathroom with a bathtub full of butter and not let her out until she has eaten the entire thing (as you watch on cctv and masturbate the entire time)
>ywn create a godzilla-style miniature city of cookie dough for you to fuck her in while she stuffs her fat piggy face

just gonna hang myself tonight bros. can't go on.

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>3 reps

You're like a job creator almost