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The man who sold the world edition

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if u are from the south you're a retard
fact

whats the deal with that cunt anyway.

this gave me a boner youtube.com/watch?v=wa9DeNqiOLc

>tfw to smart for yanks

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>german west africa
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

So what's this new grand Mac at McDonald's

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I want to learn to draw

>turkish socialist empire

fuck that must have felt good

>no malta
>no Aegean islands

lel

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if your gf made this for you
would you eat it?

english rose gf 2017

if you can't grow and maintain a full beard, you need to leave

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this is dangerous and can make the infection worse

Reditt

set sail for fun things

Aegean islands belong to my best bud Greece
Maybe. I also played as Japan once, converted to Catholicism, and launched an international crusade.

Holy fucking uncanny valley

no.

this.

This is how the greeks were so good at it

Replace the side that the upside down guy is in with wax paper or something and you goochi sempai

>You're welcome, doing it early to prevent another pedo thread

>indochina

I never learned tacoglyphs but I can understand that sentence
wtf

Too slow you fatass piece of shit

Really feeling the urge to reinstall Liqouria now.

>Too slow you fatass piece of shit

>sailing in the current year

I fucking hate when I get REACTED when I'm almost westernized.

it's okay to be mad

did you assist russia with that blob?

ive got it installed im gonna resume my HPM game as america where I MAGA and eliminate african americans

post em

Is it really?

there is nothing wrong with loli

debate me

M&m or Oreo mcfurry?

>Year of Our Lord Sixteen Hundred and Nineteen
>Partaking in the pastime of sailing ships
I earnestly pray to God, gentlemen, that you do not act in this base and despicable manner

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Not at all. Russia and I were enemies because we were constantly competing over influence of the Balkans. We only became friendly at the end during the Great War. They helped me smash the Germs, Brits, and French.

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Loli is the patrician sexual taste

>The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

>boston

you need to update your reddit flags, m8

lol @ losers with sub-50 F weather

i can't stop thinking about injecting needles into a person's testicles

Oreo, then post pics of your BLACKED teeth

an you IMAGINE how tight Diana is

it legit feels like 85 right now.

>loli
>posts girl that is not loli
really havin a think

That episode is full of golden quotes.
>Did I take my malaria pill this morning?
>If I were a woman I'd be pregnant a lot.

I'm going to be in virginia in may and june, italy in july and the czech republic the rest of the year, I'm not updating shit

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>southern cucks
really makes u think

Oh wow that's col- HEY WAIT A MINUTE

art

stay out

Getting a class at 10AM was a mistake

But cuckoldry is the thinking mans fetish

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WOW!!

There's ACTUAL leaf people in this thread

I am currently attempting to compile all the quality loli I can find on the net to make one huge archive

I will share it soon

>8am everyday

Out of what? Your butthole? Nah

I had a 7:30 AM class last semester
NEVER
AGAIN

>midterm at 9 tomorrow

I gave class at 10 AM too, I've showed up about 20%

might make my extra-flags-for-Sup Forums™ up to date

>tfw earliest class is 11:30

Morningfags go to hell

if your reddit flags aren't accurate, you're a LARPing faggot

Ever sit down to jerk off and then sit there beating off until your dick is sore without a single drop?

>going to school

>tfw class starts at 11:30 every day and theres a train at 11:00

im stylin'

>states with high black and mexican populations have the lowest average iq

>following the rules

quarterfags leave

Woah. That really boiled my linguine.

>all these college kids

i feel old

No I've been trying to cut down

My brother!

b-but what about texas

more like states with the highest bucktooth'd white trash
mexicans do make it go down a bit more

10 week terms are hell

Texas is an anomaly

better economy attracts higher quality people idk

Tejanos are not Mexicans!

Explain California then.

Why are Rhode Islanders so dumb?

>mfw coasting through easy af semester schedule
>graduating in the first week of may

weed

Some of the best schools are in texas

not really.

>professors don't bother modifying courses for shorter terms, they just compact it
>not graduating until june

This.
>Rice
>UT
>Texas A&M
there are more, but I can't remember.

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