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how do i upvote this? edition

president nigger trump

the jews and the irish literally control america

fuck y'all

want a girlfriend

lift weights, get a job, take a shower every once in a while

And those he predestined, he also called; those he called, he also justified; those he justified, he also glorified

>Romantic novel
post vagina

that feel when no boyfriend

mind if I save this?

When the lambs is lost in the mountain, he said. They is cry. Sometime come the mother. Sometime the wolf.

it gets better bruce he literally wrote it about his gf going to karachi and getting fucked by a paki

>why do you own a gun user?
>are you a redneck or something?

why would a woman go on a sex trip to pakistan when they could go to better destinations?

me in the middle

the one on the left is clearly a finngolian, she has a latent passion for firearms within her

The one on the right has slight mongoloid features I believe.

el italiANO with cactus

me in the red

THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILAAAAAAAAAAAD!

so i can survive the zombie apocalypse of course

DO NOT

THAI-

Thai-lad xD

Ethiopia confirmed for white

you should only be allowed to attend university if you have an iq over 120

can you explain this?

...

No, cunt.

NO

> AO still exists
?????

ah yes....

yes

just successfully extracted an eyelash from my eyeball

what if i told you

i was left wing and i thought ISIS were muslims and that transgender people are ill

So, you're scared?

...

Had one the other day that was slipping back farther and farther, but I finally got it

Was panicking because if you lose the eyelash you die

Reality has a strong liberal bias.

can I move to north korea

omg sammi sweetheart just found the letter from snooki and jwoww about ronnie kissing the girls at the club lads :o

You're really just a fascist who wants a red tsar

you're not funny

wasn't trying to be funny you cunt

runts

>dad is 6'2"
>i'm 5'9"

what the fuck even is life

oh shut the fuck up

don't sweat it mate I'm only 5'4 when I wear shoes and I feel fine

BTFO you absolute spacker hahaaaaaa

post vagina

fuck up you fat wreck

5'11" manlet here

feels bad

I'm a guy man.

Pro-tip: wear Doc Marten's, makes you taller

oh FUCK off

>I'm a guy
Don't believe you

What's the issue?

BTFO
AMERIFAT WILL NEVER RECOVER

taking a crap

she should go on a sex trip to my room cause im bigger than all of those

Why do SJW/leftist girls always have fucked yellow teeth.

giving a crap

the first cd i ever bought was hybrid theory by linkin park

not even going to reply to this fucking asshead

first cd i ever bought was Yourself or Someone Like You by Matchbox 20

you probably weren't even alive

BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUUUUUUUUUUUT

kek at this fookin' amerifat

i was but i was about 1 and a half when that came out

dumb amerifatANO

why is america so racist?

baka let in more muslims

Smoking

Cigarettes and bud it both stains your teeth

Also poor hygeine in general they probably only brush their teeth every few days with some homemade organic vegan toothpaste that doesn't work very well

how do I fucking filter australia, not even memeing

going to the shops for more vegan toothpaste

Unironically bought a Limp Bizkit cassette tape first.

First CD was Gorillaz iirc

BLOOOWOOOOOWN


THE FUCK
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT

>getting this butthurt

no wonder everyone tells you yanks to fuck off

Doing a poo on the American to help him cool off

*gets pooed on*

used to listen to audiobooks on tape

always wondered why they didn't put them on cds

might do a yank to nigger porn

Because tapes are really fucking comfy while CDs aren't

>America rank #1 in 'worst tourists
>Rank #28 overall in 'best country'

kektbhfam

found a piece of rock candy that i lost a few weeks ago

today has been a productive day

delete this post please

>>America rank #1 in 'worst tourists
By what?

why is the aussie speaking american

Yes

having some doritos

i hate authoritarians

just because i also hate hate trannies doesnt mean id go do something reactionary like shoot them

Ah yes

alri

>something reactionary

Holy cluck I hate this meme definition of reactionary as anyone who opposes Liberalism as if it were implying that Liberalism is some unstoppable tide or the existing state of affairs. Anything that is not utterly permissive is considered reactionary.

*does the yank dance*

what does that involve

Shitting your pants while walking to the toilet

...

SHART

>normies still buttblasted over donald trump

why are they so bluepilled? it's like they're being willfully ignorant at this point

might suck a fat yank cock

I haven't even streaked my pants since like last year.

not a liberal

In Belfast city airport lads