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Red pill me what pussy tastes like Sup Forums

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salty pennies

Warm bags of sandy coins

salty feffercorns and image.jpgs

It usually taste like urine. Unless it's a whore, then it tastes like dick

Put vinegar on the corners of your mouth and let it dry

Then lick your lips

like piss and sweat and rotting food

Virgins Ladies and Gentlemen

milk

asking the right questions kek

I was drunk, don't remember.

Milk and onion

Like a peach that's about a week past it's shelf life

like a bag of sand

It's like licking a battery

>this whole thread

BAGS OF BAGS

this is kinda correct

milky bags of salt

Put to fingers on top of tuna and lightly press.

Then smell fingers.

It smells like pusssy

>bad pussy

Like licking your armpit after when you wake up in the morning

>good pussy

Like nothing really. Like licking a hairy pile of unflavored Bologna slices

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Bonus points if she squirts

Slightly salty but not really salt it's a bit bitter

Hard to explain really, once you get down there the tatas goes away after about 5 seconds and you just go to town

Tounge + 2 finger master combo

>mfw someone asks me if pussy tastes like pumpkin pie

taste like a well cleaned ass

beta bitch detected
penis + nothing else is the master combo

9 times out of 10 it's tangy because she's been sweating and hasn't bathed recently

Most of the time it just tastes like nothing, and the real focus of the whole thing is how you're struggling to find a way to keep hammering your tongue in the right spot when you can't fucking breathe because she just slid onto your nose and said "don't stop" but you don't want to ruin her climax for the third time

The smell is more significant than the taste most of the time. I'm a guy who likes girls a little sweaty, but pussy always requires a moment of "alright, I can do this, I can do this" for me. Crotch sweat is just uniquely "stale," I think. It always reminds me of the smell of metal. It's pretty unsexy.

where can i find a girl that will let me lick her pusy lips daily and also sometimes let me put my penis on her body maybe between her thighs and sometimes inside the pusy hole too?

>Memes from a Steve Carell movie

like bags of slime on raw meat

butt tastes better

gold star for you, newfag.

Selfish Lover Detected

Femanon here, you probably are on a current drought huh?

>9 times out of 10 it's tangy because she's been sweating and hasn't bathed recently
>not bathing before sex
are you one of those animals that does it in bathrooms and hallways?

>never licked a pussy in my life
>hook up with slut from work
>start moving my tongue like a clueless retard licking away
>after a couple of minutes she's pulling my hair asking me to keep going and saying how she wants me inside of her already
That was great. Porn really fucked me up, real sex is nothing like that

a question as old as time, my friend

Salty milk and coins, duh

>pussy always requires a moment of "alright, I can do this
yeah that shit is tough, it kills my boner fast unless it's a super hot girl who nastiness fits her

putting your mouth, nose and tongue on hairy flesh right after that is basically like facing anti-femininity itself. Gruff, sweaty, smelly, big in your face like no other moment.

>but you don't want to ruin her climax for the third time

Disgustingly beta. You well being and comfort should hold over some sluts 3rd orgasm you cuck

...

Or maybe its a 9gag tier meme, fag

sorta like the aftertaste of heineken

I have weird fucking fetishes. I like licking feet a lot, especially sweaty feet, and at least IN THEORY I also like when a girl is like
>I've had a long day, so eat my ass!
because it's all dominant and shit. But in practice, it just smells fucking horrible. Swamp-ass is a real thing and it's scary. Either don't jerk off for a few days beforehand if it's a hookup, or make sure you love the girl.

Or just go for really skinny girls. I hang out with this one chick and we walk around in 35C muggy heat all day, and she gets the sweatiest feet ever but her pussy and asshole are always mountain spring fresh.

Yeah, it's one of the few moments with chicks where I have to force myself to go forward.

Once you get started it's no big deal though.

The meme is so much darker than you realize, newfriend.

>Replys guaranteed.

thanks im a virgin forever now

Girl here, my pissy smells like the back of your ear. I haven't showered yet.

AMA

>penis plus nothing else

Including no woman

pic of your stank pissy and timestamp or gtfo

kill yourself inferior gender. there has literally never been a female equivalent of plato, shakespeare, or mozart. there are no great female directors but a billion great male directors. women are fucking subhuman soulless automata.

>9/10
>not only eating out your Gf after a shower

Kind of nasty bitches you be eating out dude

What does this have to do with television and/or film? Why aren't the mods doing their jobs?

Just lick yourself and find out.

post tits or fuck off m8

its only smellz

you must embrace your inner libertine and realize that there is beauty is filth

Gotta cross those Fingers user, bitches love the twister

Depends on what they eat. I've had some chicks whose pussies tasted very salty, some of them kinda sour, some of them sweet with a weak flavor. If I can help it, I prefer to chow down on pussy fresh from the shower.

It really comes down to what they've been eating. Since it's women, it's usually shit food, so they taste awful.

*sigh*

I'm not posting my vagina on the Internet

>no timestamp
>no pussy

GTFO

what's your meme game like baby

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Actually it isn't. Doesn't that infuriate you?

You look a lot like my ex, but younger. On an unrelated note, for some reason I find exposed midriff to be extremely off putting. Not sure why, bellies are cute, just not in public.

This is lies.

TRACE HER

FIND HER FACEBOOK

I am not impressed with the girl in that pic.

this doesn't please me, and everything must appeal to me, ALL the time

*not your personal army*

It tastes like a battery.

Your flesh and blood tastes metallic because of iron.

Basically, you don't taste good.

Hang on, where do you really think the meme originates?

I don't know.

I'm gay.

not ur personal army, user

Are you me?

And also, at what age were you diagnosed with HIV?

people still do this?

I was trying to scare her off because girls are stupid, I didn't for a second believe it would occur.

But now I want to drop the ruse and call you a fucking faggot for being such a faggot.

On Sup Forums

>I'm not posting my vagina on the Internet
how else are we supposed to know that you are not just a cute assbro trap

Ok faggot

what does a penis taste like

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Post pic of self in one piece black swimsuit.

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This mixed with a question about the taste of cum

>no timestamp
>no tits
timestamped shoe on head and sharpie in pooper this instant or gtfo

Oh you sweet child.

Don't get pissy because you were wrong, little boy.

A salty dick.

No its not

Actually that's exactly what it is, you hilarious fucking retard.

>mfw some fat chick I lost my virginity to, told me to eat her ass
>force face between her huge ass
>its smell like shit and sweat
>hold my breath and notice her asshole has shit flakes and a bit of hair
>take one lick while I take a breath in
>mfw I start gagging and throw up on her ass

salty coins or salmon sushi

t. dude that licks dirty pussy

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look at all the pussy

Salty, not bad in my experience desu

pepsi cola

Say that to my face and not online fucker

Every woman who has ever been with a woman has explained it like this, and it's pretty spot on.

Except one said it tasted like warm spaghettio's. She was weird.

I dated her for 3 years.

>told me to eat her ass
>compiled

I facedfucked the the fatty I lost my virginity to

AHAHAHAH ASS FACE,LOOK AT HIM,HES AN ASSFACE

>salmon sushi
you should have married her

give me her number

>I was trying to scare her off because girls are stupid
1/10?This is too stupid to be bait so Im starting to feel like you are legitimately retarded or that is your first day and your knowledge of Sup Forums comes from television or tumbler