Who would you cast in a movie based on pic related?

who would you cast in a movie based on pic related?

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Almost certainly made up

How would he have even killed himself with a broken back? 40k student loan debts? Did he go out of state of just not pay them?

DUDE HOW DO I MAKE MY POLITICAL AGENDA POST RELEVANT TO Sup Forums?

How could he even post if he killed himself.

>how would he kill himself with a broken back

With a gun

All around me are familiar faces, worn out places...

>holding a gun
>with a broken back

Not unless it was assisted suicide

>breaking your back
is this a fucking joke? are americans really this dumb LOL

You do realise not all people with broken backs are quadriplegic? Most just can't use their legs.

Like professor X

sad desu

>voting Bernie

He deserved it

he wheeled himself down a cliff

I seriously don't understand this magical thinking where all my problems will be solved if the guy i want becomes president.

The president can't just make college free and institute single-payer healthcare. That isn't how it works.

There was a kid at my school who broke his back falling off a bike doing a wheely, he had this big goofy back brace that looked like a corset, he took lots of pain meds and had to go to surgery a few times to get metal spikes put in his spinal column, but he was still able to walk. he only had one single day off school.

>like Professor X

You couldn't fucking help yourself could you plebian? You just had to reference you're mind rotting superhero drivel with the pretty lights and sounds that your mommy takes you to go see so that she can finally get you to stop throwing your tantrums over, knowing full well that it is not normal for a grown man to be interested in superheroes more than he is getting a job or going to college or the army. Somewhere along the line something in the machinery quit sputtering now here you are, a testament to tbe degeneration of society with your retrograde mental aging, now in a state of perpetual adolescence.

You aren't even worth spitting on, comic book fan. My salivia is much too good for you I'm afraid

He was going to kill himself anyways when he realized there was zero chance of Bernie Sanders magically whisking away his debt.

>Guys I'm $120,000 in the hole and it's not my fault
>Don't worry, the large corporations will pay for it because Bernie says so!

I'm 23, I started out with about $60,000 in student loans, and It's down to about $48,000. Do you know my secret? Getting a fucking job and paying it off.

Every single person who voted for Sanders pisses me off. They're not thinking of the economic consequences of completely taxing the fuck out of corporations. I work at a corporation, I'd probably lose my job if Bernie's plan went through.

>like professor X

?
Their liberals
The core starting place of liberal thought is a rejection of reality, what they consider "bourgeois propaganda"

you mean OFF a cliff

Boy am I sure glad I live in a country with free education and health care.

Education in the US costs like $60 a year.

And I would never want to live in a shithole where you have free health care, because either you're paying up the ass in taxes, or the health "care" is so beyond shitty. Hospitals and doctors are not free, you're still paying for it.

>Dear mister chairman here's my money

Why are americans such cucks

What else has Fox News told you?

So much this.

You all should be ashamed, OP especially.

>called Fox News
>doesn't actually use a Fox as its mascot

Why?

>He's not a socialist
>Therefore he watches cable news

What else has MSNBC told you? That I'm also a racist now?

based mobile poster

Hahahahaha epic dude ^_^ *extends holy spaghetti noodle appendage to bless you*

Based on your statements about the tax burden and the quality of care that comes with a socialised medical system, I thought you were a total fucking retard who didn't know what he was talking about.

My bad for thinking that you would pick up on that.

>Tax burden
Money doesn't come from no where chief. Maybe your taxes aren't extreme, but someone's are, which can really hurt the economy and cost jobs

Please keep talking shit. Are you also against roads and schools?

I think LaBeef would be a good fit for the role, totally out of his mind, looks utterly stressed out, still has that college kid look. He's just the white kinda guy we're looking for.

If the expense of bettering the whole means you lose your job then so be it. Why do you think you are so important as to deserve a job no matter what? If you truly believe in the value of hard work, as your post implies, then you'll realize that no matter who is elected and no matter how vile you find their policies, the only person in your life who you can ever blame anything on is yourself.

At first I was against $15 minimum wage, but then I realized all the good jobs aren't coming back and our next generation of college grads suck too much at everything that we will need to be plowing the fields, picking the fruit, and scrubbing toilets. $15hour field work will be good for them bless their hard working souls.